what did it taste like?

yeah. im a man though so i don know how it tasted. she was a whore and it wasnt that great.

It lasted like 15 minutes and then I told her to stop, it was horrible.

Mine lasted 15 minutes or so too, got it in the bathroom at my work. The bitch complained that other guys cum within 2-3 minutes with her mouth, and her ex girlfriend took very long to cum too, and it's probably because he jerks off all day and killed nerves in his penis. I think she sort of implied me.

Horrible....I never finished because the bitch got paranoid about her parents. I kept going on for 30 minutes without jizzing that's how horrible she was.

Funny thing is, she sucked a lot of dicks before me.

My first blowjob eh? myyyy fiiiirst blowjob...

*flashback*

Me and this girl laying on her bed

Her: So how far have you gone with a girl?

Me: Furthest I've ever gone was fingering.

Her: Ever had a blowjob?

Me: No... you've ever given one?

Her: Nope, not yet.

Me: *motions towards penis* Want me to be your first?

Her: *pulls down my pants and starts sucking me off*

Well, it went something like that. It was pretty shit. But it was her first time I guess. A lot better then my first handjob *shudders*

my first? fuck. i never jizzed. her fucking dad came downstairs where we were. haven't had a repeat of it since.

She was so bad!

She just slowly went up and down with her mouth.

I don't think she even used tongue.

Ended up pushing her off of me and fucking her from behind. True story.

i dont even understand what the big deal with it. every other man acts like it's the greatest thing in the world. the only thing is idk, its a safe way to have unprotected sex, and still not wear a condom.

quote:Originally posted by ACE_187:

i dont even understand what the big deal with it. every other man acts like it's the greatest thing in the world. the only thing is idk, its a safe way to have unprotected sex, and still not wear a condom.

FAG^

I don't remember, when you're two and such a thing happens you tend to block out a lot of stuff. I don't really remember the first 10 years of my life outside of the mass media I watched.

Mine was great. Loved every minute of it even though I didn't cum.

Heh, it wasnt as wonderful as I told her she was.

I have to give it to her for effort.

Yeah, and it was really really bad. We were in my room, and we had been messing around a little. Then I brought up her offer from before, so after she agree to, I pulled my pants down. Then, she said something like "sorry, but I think you are too big". That was cool. But then she did a really bad job, no tongue, no sucking or anything.

My first... hmmm... I think thats the same day I found out trojan magnums are too tight. Anyway, teeth hurt.

"AAH!! ...Watch the teeth."

quote:Originally posted by pyroman5000:

My first... hmmm... I think thats the same day I found out trojan magnums are too tight. Anyway, teeth hurt.

No shit sherlock, the magnums aren't any bigger in circumference. It's the magnum XL's you have to get.

First?

I remember them All!

My first blow job was amazing!

She sucked me off for a good 15 minutes, and then when I came I felt like headrush.... it was kind of like the first time I jacked off umpteen years ago. Now, a blowjob here and there isn't bad, but it won't be as the first

quote:Originally posted by ACE_187:

Gay anal man sex, i dont even understand what the big deal with it. every other one of my boyfriends acts like it's the greatest thing in the world. the only thing is idk, its a safe way to have unprotected sex, and still get AIDS.

Fixed

First girl who sucked my dick was also the best. She deep throated, it was awesome.

I also remember the first and only blowjob I gave. Pretty unpleasant to be honest.

Left a bad taste in your mouth, did it?

I'm still waiting on mine... =/

I have never cum in a girl's mouth. I really wish to do it.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

I'm still waiting on mine... =/

quote:Originally posted by Maggotote:

I have never cum in a girl's mouth. I really wish to do it.

Tis nice.

quote:Originally posted by ACE_187:

i dont even understand what the big deal with it. every other man acts like it's the greatest thing in the world. the only thing is idk, its a safe way to have unprotected sex, and still not wear a condom.

Emotional connection is why.

It was horrible. Reading the other posts in this thread, I guess a horrible blow job is the normal introduction to the world of oral. Mine was horrible because she kept making those disgusted looking faces and kept asking me how long it was going to take. I just pushed her off and started running away screaming.

Yes I remember...

She used her teeth so I shot it in her eye... Nuff said.

Mine was pretty good. It was her first time doing it, so she kept scraping with her teeth for the first few minutes which hurt like hell, but eventually got it down. We started on the couch, but I stood up and had her kneel in front of me, tried to get her to look up into my eyes because it's a huge turn on for me, but she was very shy and kept looking away. Also had her try to deepthroat a few times but she gagged. After a while she said her mouth was tired so I picked her up and carried her to the bedroom and fucked her instead.

quote:Originally posted by DonationsForTheBlind:

Yes I remember...

She used her teeth so I shot it in her eye... Nuff said.

There is now tea all over my keyboard.

When I recieved my first, I don't know how to describe it, it wasn't very pleasurable but just really comfortable. I didn't cum though...

I lasted 8 seconds. Sadly, I am not joking. She went up and down 3 times, and I pulled away and came all over myself.

The longest I had was in the shower, and even that only lasted like 2 minutes, because she couldn't breathe properly.

I can go for sex for hours sometimes, but BJ's, nah, I'm fucking done so fast.