So last night I hooked up with a Gothic chick, I have had my fair share of every thing else but, I don't know why I have just never eaten a chick out. So she started suggesting it and I was like O_O. It probably seems strange to a lot of people but are there any guys that just, don't. I would be up for it some day but I would have to be pretty drunk. Would do it again after that though.

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no...you are gay

For the first time, I would only recommend doing it straight after she showers, and if possible, shaves.

Under normal circumstances, you will be licking so much sweat and piss and dead skin, it can be a huge turn off.

Right after a shower, its really no different than licking your hand or something. In the beginning anyways. If you do a good job, and get her juices flowing, you will taste her cum, which really just tastes slightly sweet, nothing really bad. Hardly any taste really.

I do it to clean girls, must have shaved within the last few days. I enjoy it.

Dude...

Words fail me.

Not all girls care about that.

There used to be this notion that men don't go down on women.

Thankfully that has , I think, pretty much died out.Personally I love doing it ...preferably when she's not washed for a couple of days or so. I like my cunny to taste of cunny and not vag-wash.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I like my cunny

You sound selfish.

Selfish lovers are the worst kind.

Kill yourself.

Get fucked bloodenangel I hope you get kidney stones. Yea I would do it if they had showered it's just most chicks I that I have tried it with didn't shave and hadn't showered for I couple hours.

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I don't go down on girls, I had this one bitch try and make me, I seriously thought about it until I started actually going down and her shit was all stubbly like she hadn't shaved in a minute and it kinda stunk...

quote:Originally posted by ibetyouvotenexttimehippy:

Get fucked bloodenangel I hope you get kidney stones.

*raises eyebrow*

Of all the nasty horrible things in the world, you hope I get kidney stones?

Nigga please, this site has a thirteen plus rating, come back when you graduate primary school.

Edit: I'd also like it noted that I've been here longer, and have a larger post count than you, thus making my penis larger and my opinion matter more. Furthmore, you appear to live close enough for me to come and fuck you with a rake.





[This message has been edited by bloodenangel (edited 03-30-2007).]

Jamaicans never go down.

I love it though.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

*raises eyebrow*

Of all the nasty horrible things in the world, you hope I get kidney stones?

Nigga please, this site has a thirteen plus rating, come back when you graduate primary school.

Edit: I'd also like it noted that I've been here longer, and have a larger post count than you, thus making my penis larger and my opinion matter more. Furthmore, you appear to live close enough for me to come and fuck you with a rake.







Penis? I always had you down for a chick. Living in the same state is fuck all, Its a 37 hour drive from Brisbane to the northern towns. Yes, of all the things I could of said I chose kidney stones, read it again, it will say the same thing.

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quote:Originally posted by ibetyouvotenexttimehippy:

Penis? I always had you down for a chick.

I am a chick, stupid head.

quote: Living in the same state is fuck all, Its a 37 hour drive from Brisbane to the northern towns.

You wouldn't be the first to underestimate my resourcefulness.

It'd be a surprise.

You'd be all walking around and then BAM, rake in the ass.

quote:Yes, of all the things I could of said I chose kidney stones, read it again, it will say the same thing.



Your wit and oh so scathing comments just makes me want you more.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Personally I love doing it ...preferably when she's just washed. I like my cunny to taste of cunny and not sweat, dead skin, dried crusty discharge and piss.

Fixed.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Fixed.

Lord knows what kind of women you date , mate.

The vulva is fairly self cleaning and a little pee just adds some saltiness to the sweetness of the girl goo.

Then you should probably not say you have a big penis, as much as you wish you had one. I think you over estimate your resourcefulness. You didn't mention your likeing of photography in your profile. Do you actually like led zepplin or just their shirts? Also, you live in NSW not QLD, no? If you want more comments watch some Monty Python, he has a nice witty humor.

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫

PS. You seem more lesbian then bi.

Edit:

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

IP: Logged



[This message has been edited by ibetyouvotenexttimehippy (edited 03-30-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by ibetyouvotenexttimehippy:

Then you should probably not say you have a big penis, as much as you wish you had one. I think you over estimate your resourcefulness. You didn't mention your likeing of photography in your profile. Do you actually like led zepplin or just their shirts? Also, you live in NSW not QLD, no? If you want more comments watch some Monty Python, he has a nice witty humor.

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫

PS. You seem more lesbian then bi.

Edit:





Blooden is a very gifted photographer.

And her E-cock is big...but MINE'S BIGGER and if you continue to beat up on her then i shall be forced to beat you to death with it!

:P

You appear to have stalked out my myspace.

Go you.

And for the reccord, I never said I lived in Queensland, you merely assumed such.

Edit: as far as logging my ip goes, I doubt very much you could fuck my computer over more than I do myself.

You wanted opinions? I gave you my opinion.

You're selfish, and don't deserve any kind of sexual relationship.

I'd have to say you didn't have to be such a whore about it.



[This message has been edited by bloodenangel (edited 03-30-2007).]

I came on to get opinions about eating chicks out, Tegan didn't have to be such a whore about it. I (sadly) haven't seen any of her photos, they probably are very nice.

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Edit: Queensland is big enough which made you sound stupid enough saying you were close but different states just makes you sound like a total tard. Will check out your myspace now.

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quote:Originally posted by ibetyouvotenexttimehippy:

, Tegan didn't have to be such a whore about it. I (sadly) haven't seen any of her photos, they probably are very nice.



You sure like to live dangerously. And her photos are alot better than nice (oh man, you have a death wish!)

*backs away slowly from this thread *

quote:Originally posted by ibetyouvotenexttimehippy:



Edit: Queensland is big enough which made you sound stupid enough saying you were close but different states just makes you sound like a total tard.

You take everything this seriously? Or just threats of assfucking?

Curious though, what makes you think I'm a lesbian?

Jack lets let things get out of hand here, a little psychotic stalking never hurt anyone. Kudos if Jack is your real name (mine). Checked out the myspace, yes the photos are very nice but why does it say you live in InterBut? near Alstonville? Meh, I am over it now. Good day to you all.

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫

quote:Originally posted by ibetyouvotenexttimehippy:

Jack lets let things get out of hand here, a little psychotic stalking never hurt anyone. Kudos if Jack is your real name (mine). Checked out the myspace, yes the photos are very nice but why does it say you live in InterBut? near Alstonville? Meh, I am over it now. Good day to you all.

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫

I wish my parents had christened me Jack but they didn't.

Heute back ich, morgen brau ich,. übermorgen hol ich der Königin ihr Kind;. ach, wie gut dass niemand weiß,. dass ich Rumpelstilzchen heiß!

Yeah, OP is a selfish little whore... I pretty much agree with Bloodenagnel. But the only reason that you dont 'eat out' is because you're a selfish bitch. Please do come back when you realise not everything is about you.

dont expect to get a blow job if you dont eat out

I regret doing it, because afterwards she refused to perform oral sex on me, which I thought was part of the agreement. Fuckin' ripoff. And it tasted horrible; I was literally gagging.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

There used to be this notion that men don't go down on women.

Thankfully that has , I think, pretty much died out.Personally I love doing it ...preferably when she's not washed for a couple of days or so. I like my cunny to taste of cunny and not vag-wash.

damn what if she fucked some guy and didnt wash you'll still eat out?

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

I regret doing it, because afterwards she refused to perform oral sex on me, which I thought was part of the agreement. Fuckin' ripoff. And it tasted horrible; I was literally gagging.

You sure you got the right hole?!

:P

Never met a bad tasting woman yet. And every woman has her own unique scent and taste.

quote:Originally posted by Punisher1012:

damn what if she fucked some guy and didnt wash you'll still eat out?

Done that more than once.

Never bothered me. Most of the actual sperm will have dripped back out anways.

My first real girlfriend (as opposed to imaginary) used to sleep with several men and then go to bed with me.

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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

You sure you got the right hole?!

:P

Never met a bad tasting woman yet. And every woman has her own unique scent and taste.

yeah and some have no taste at all

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Done that more than once.

Never bothered me. Most of the actual sperm will have dripped back out anways.

My first real girlfriend (as opposed to imaginary) used to sleep with several men and then go to bed with me.



wow you could sure handle more than me. just thinking about it would cause me not to get near it

quote:Originally posted by Punisher1012:

wow you could sure handle more than me. just thinking about it would cause me not to get near it

Loving a genuine nympho did have its surreal side.

But hand on heart, if the role was reversed would you wash your cock (after having slept with another woman) before sticking it in her mouth...everytime..truly?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

You sure you got the right hole?!

:P

Never met a bad tasting woman yet. And every woman has her own unique scent and taste.

It was due to the spermicide from the sponge.

quote:Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:

It was due to the spermicide from the sponge.

OMG I had forgotten how awful that shit can taste!

You are right about almost gagging.

They used to use something similar with the dutch caps....

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Loving a genuine nympho did have its surreal side.

But hand on heart, if the role was reversed would you wash your cock (after having slept with another woman) before sticking it in her mouth...everytime..truly?





I see what you mean there but I'm pretty sure my wife would make me wash my cock after fucking another woman

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

I wish my parents had christened me Jack but they didn't.

Heute back ich, morgen brau ich,. übermorgen hol ich der Königin ihr Kind;. ach, wie gut dass niemand weiß,. dass ich Rumpelstilzchen heiß!

Your name is.. Assdistillery?

Close enough

I don't think i.b.y.v.n.t.h. is being selfish. Especially since he's willing to try...

It's been over a year since I was eaten out last, I think I should give it a try soon...

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

But hand on heart, if the role was reversed would you wash your cock (after having slept with another woman) before sticking it in her mouth...everytime..truly?

My ex used to force me to shower, with her watching, every time before I got a blow job.

She didn't even think I was cheating, she just didn't want any sweat on my cock.

She also showered and shaved herself regularly, and would only let me eat her out without a shower if I begged.

I wish I could say otherwise, but eating out a hairy pussy pisses me off.

It breaks my rhythm to get it out of my nose, and decreases my ability to "sense" the pussy.

You don't expect Caravaggio to paint on cardboard.

quote:Originally posted by elewton:

I wish I could say otherwise, but eating out a hairy pussy pisses me off.

It breaks my rhythm to get it out of my nose, and decreases my ability to "sense" the pussy.

You don't expect Caravaggio to paint on cardboard.

I swear, when I read crap like this...it makes boys seem like such pussy's these days.

"breaks your rhythm" *chuckles*

It really makes me appreciate the men I've known.

quote:Originally posted by ibetyouvotenexttimehippy:

So last night I hooked up with a Gothic chick, I have had my fair share of every thing else but, I don't know why I have just never eaten a chick out. So she started suggesting it and I was like O_O. It probably seems strange to a lot of people but are there any guys that just, don't. I would be up for it some day but I would have to be pretty drunk. Would do it again after that though.

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫

You took the wisest descicion my friend. You don't eat a random chick just like that. STD's are ready to fuck you up if you let them.

Now eating a girl out is an essential part of sex. When you know you've got an STD's-free, showered and shaved vagina to your command you have to eat it no matter what.

The first time it'll be awkward due to the strange smell and flavor of women down there. It is just matter of getting used to it and then u'll love it...

quote:Originally posted by oc6:

...it makes boys seem like such pussy's these days...

To top it off, I trim pretty extensively.

I guess some people just have a more professional attitude...

buttsecks???

quote:Originally posted by ibetyouvotenexttimehippy:

Get fucked bloodenangel I hope you get kidney stones. Yea I would do it if they had showered it's just most chicks I that I have tried it with didn't shave and hadn't showered for I couple hours.

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫

reality check, a lot of girls dont shave, and having the girl take a shower right before sex (oral or otherwise) is not always practical.

id say get over yourself and get used to it, you'll enjoy it, the girl will enjoy it and everybody will be happy.

also asking a girl to take a shower kinda inapropriate and could make the girl think your implying shes dirty or something... if i was a girl thats what i would think.

i have yet to taste the difference between a completely clean and non-clean (showered in the morning but no other showers twoards night time) vagina... if the taste bothers you, maybe suggest to the girl that she drink more fluids (especially pineapple juice or some other tart/acidic juice).

all this is going by personal experience.

Ew, gothic? grosss.

But any hoo, I don't think you're being selfish. You just don't like sticking your tounge where a girl pees. I'm not much of a fan myself. No way would I do it on some random bitch I hooked up with at a party. Longterm girlfriend is okay though.

I pretty much agree with everything Jack has said so far I find it a very enjoyable thing to do.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned giving oral sex when the woman is one her period. I've done that a few times - some knowingly, some not. But as long as she washed before hand it really is no big deal - it is only blood after all.

You shouldn't be expecting to get any oral sex from her if you're not willing to give to her.

I was surprised when one of my GF's - the one I am hanging out with again - had only been given oral sex twice or so, and each time was way less than pleasant for her. SO I had to almost beg to let her let me give it a try.

Now she knows what the hype she'd 'heard' was about.

And it was even better when I was able to find her G-spot! The fluid they gush out - and they do just like in the videos - is not like anything else they may excrete during sex. It is pretty sweet tasting....A bit like liquid cotton candy.

It really is fun to perform oral sex on a female. If nothing else, you'll likely get a lot more and better attention from her if you do things well and long enough [some woman can go a long fucking time! Lol!

Better treat ya girl right, cuz another man will, better eat ya girl right cuz another man will. GO AWAY.

I was a bit grossed out the first time I did it because it just smelled a little bit. After that it was mostly better. I got ass hair in my mouth once though and that was a big turn off. And right after that she pulled my head up and started kissing me and i got it all in her mouth and we both just laughed.

Good times... well... I guess as good as they can get for having someones ass hair in your mouth...

some people just dont get it... if you love them enough you should do what they would do to you, unless its absolutley diguisting... you should be doing it to get on the good side.... its outta love man.. but if its outta just a playin around, do what youd like...

Cory

no one else wants to do it...... fine...

***PAGE TWO***

Cory

Who cares if he doesn't eat out? It's pretty intimate and unless the girl has really good hygiene, it can be really gross.

I don't go down on a girl unless I'm doing it as a favor or unless I'm drunk.

What happened to all the real men? It's not like a little smell or sweat ever hurt anyone.

I'm sure your dick as tasted like cheese at some point.

quote:Originally posted by Source:

What happened to all the real men? It's not like a little smell or sweat ever hurt anyone.

I'm sure your dick as tasted like cheese at some point.

If my dick tasted like cheese I wouldn't expect the girl to stay down there. I have no problem with oral sex (infact I am a big fan of rimming, giving and recieving) as long as it's clean and it's not a jungle (a bit of hair is fine but not a huge Laotian tropical bush)

My husband hardly EVER gives me oral sex anymore. It all started the first time I let him go down on my ass...And now that's all he ever wants to do!! He really is a pervert...He even BEGS me to let him do it when I haven't showered yet, but that's where I draw the line.

Oh and for anyone who may be interested...Monday is EAS day.

quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

e.

Oh and for anyone who may be interested...Monday is EAS day.

He got his promotion then? Congrats.

I expect nothing less than a full write up about the EAS!

Preferably with vid andtasteful (ie NOT Duran Duran) background music! :P

(seriously, do please blog it from start to finish)

If you don't go down you should, I love to eat pussy. Its amazing what a women will do for you after. Do you wanna bring the freak in her out or not?

Man if you don't eat it she's probaly got someone on the side who does

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

He got his promotion then? Congrats.

I expect nothing less than a full write up about the EAS!

Preferably with vid andtasteful (ie NOT Duran Duran) background music! :P

(seriously, do please blog it from start to finish)

But 80's pop is so erotic!

It's ok and quite nice when you bring them to orgasm, but don't do it drunk i've made that mistake before.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

You sound selfish.

Selfish lovers are the worst kind.

Kill yourself.

...So he has to die because he won't munch a little rug?

quote:Originally posted by ibetyouvotenexttimehippy:

Get fucked bloodenangel I hope you get kidney stones.

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For anyone that gives a shit me and bloodenangel have reconciled over msn.

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