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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-03-30, 09:51
Yo Mum is minging Yo Mum is minging is offline
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The area; my school does week long trips to MOD (Ministry of Defence) bases in which they teach the pupils how to do certain military manouveres and shoot rifles (this is in England btw)and this is where it started.

The girl;I'm 15 and she's 14 and we've had a thing for a long time now, e.g. on th elast trip we took to this base (a couple months ago) she ended up falling asleep on me almost every night (due to talking, shes really frigid).

Over the last week we were on another trip and we took several romantic walks at night (it was a full moon) and on the last night we ended up lying together on a hill talking about her and her present long-term boyfriend (also a year younger than me). She then leant in (surprised me too) and we kissed for about a minute with just the right amount of tongue. After that everyone else was like "omg i cant believe you did that i really like her boyfriend you're such an idiot".

Me and Her then had a chat and we came to the conclusion that she was going to dump her boyfriend for me. However, she didnt want my number or my email and didnt want me to be around her because "people were staring". &T, what do I do?
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Old 2007-03-30, 10:55
silverballs silverballs is offline
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Fuck her in the closet.



or to be polite date secretly for a lil while.
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Old 2007-03-30, 11:09
UraniYum UraniYum is offline
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Isn't it obvious?
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Old 2007-03-30, 11:30
silverballs silverballs is offline
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quote:Originally posted by UraniYum:

Isn't it obvious?

hmm rape/murder/suicide?
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Old 2007-03-30, 11:54
Yo Mum is minging Yo Mum is minging is offline
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yeah thanks guys
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Old 2007-03-30, 11:58
Influx Influx is offline
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Tell her she's a fucking slut for doing those things with you, even if she didn't like her current boyfriend, if she did not want to be with him any longer and wanted you, she should have broken up with her current boyfriend instead of fooling around with some other guy. Now, if he doesn't find out (which he probably will, cause, all those kids saying stuff right?). -sigh- And I thought I'm socially retarded.

Geez.
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Old 2007-03-30, 12:00
UraniYum UraniYum is offline
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quote:Originally posted by silverballs:

hmm rape/murder/suicide?

Molotov everything.
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Old 2007-03-30, 14:10
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quote:Originally posted by Influx:

Tell her she's a fucking slut for doing those things with you, even if she didn't like her current boyfriend, if she did not want to be with him any longer and wanted you, she should have broken up with her current boyfriend instead of fooling around with some other guy. Now, if he doesn't find out (which he probably will, cause, all those kids saying stuff right?). -sigh- And I thought I'm socially retarded.

Geez.

QFT

I'm sure you'll have a wonderful relationship spanning many weeks until she cheats on you as well
 #9 
Old 2007-03-30, 14:18
Fascismo Fascismo is offline
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You know, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife. And that's what you got. One top-notch hoe.
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Old 2007-03-30, 14:53
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quote:Originally posted by Yo Mum is minging:

Me and Her then had a chat and we came to the conclusion that she was going to dump her boyfriend for me. However, she didnt want my number or my email and didnt want me to be around her because "people were staring". &T, what do I do?

You go on with life as usual. Don't sit waiting for her, but don't pursue her either. What she does is up to her.

In the meantime, go out and have fun.
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Old 2007-03-30, 17:07
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Get on with it you little army cadet faggot!

She's made the moves and you're floundering like a fish out of fucking water.

Alway knew army cadets couldn't work out which end to fuck!

Just get on with it mate!
 #12 
Old 2007-03-30, 21:08
Yo Mum is minging Yo Mum is minging is offline
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i never thought id ever get any good advice off totse so you've served me well guys

peace out
 #13 
Old 2007-03-30, 21:38
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

QFT

I'm sure you'll have a wonderful relationship spanning many weeks until she cheats on you as well

*ding*

What makes it so she won't do to you exactly what she's doing/did to that poor bastard now? What makes you different, really?
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Old 2007-03-30, 22:29
silverballs silverballs is offline
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quote:Originally posted by UraniYum:

Originally posted by silverballs:

hmm rape/murder/suicide?

Molotov everything.



Nah carbombs are the way of the future.
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Old 2007-03-31, 03:23
GHS ANARCHIST GHS ANARCHIST is offline
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quote:Originally posted by UraniYum:

Originally posted by silverballs:

hmm rape/murder/suicide?

Molotov everything.



Nope, definitely have her huff some raid
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Old 2007-03-31, 05:30
silverballs silverballs is offline
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quote:Originally posted by GHS ANARCHIST:

Nope, definitely have her huff some raid

Fill a car with raid leave unconcious inside and then molotov the car.

good compromise?
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Old 2007-03-31, 15:57
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you know, he's not that much of a "poor bastard". He's a 14 year old. Thats what high school is about: bad food and infidelity.

She's not a horrible person for not liking her boyfriend at age 15 enough to sustain a year-long, probably getting boring relationship while there's someone awesome RIGHT THERE.

Her friends probably do like her boyfriend. They've been together a long time. But that doesn't mean they won't like you, or that they'll impact her. She's taking the path of least resistance, because, obviously, she wants to keep you and her friends.

Everyone who's bashing this girl, Really. I mean, what the fuck do you expect her to do? She likes someone else. Thats why people and 15 year olds in particular break up. IMO, its not cheating unless you have no desire to break things off with whoever you're cheating on and pursue the other person. We've all done what she did before, maybe we just didn't kiss whoever else it was and justified it to ourselves that way. But you have no grounds to be attacking her like that.
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Old 2007-03-31, 21:16
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You sir, are a horny dumbass.

You give us teenagers a bad name when it comes to relationships.

There was a good guy who had a girlfriend, and they were somewhat happy. And then you tempted her to cheat on him. And then you stole this guy's girlfriend.

And now you expect her to not leave you for another guy, or cheat on you.

What makes you any different than her previous boyfriend, apart from the fact that he was a decent fellow, and you are a selfish, girlfriend-stealing fuckwad?

Seriously, answer that question. What makes you any different than her ex?

I haven't had anybody ever actually answer that question in all the times I've said that.

Get a life, and good luck for when she ends up cheating on you.

[This message has been edited by pepper23 (edited 03-31-2007).]
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Old 2007-04-01, 01:00
Taquito Taquito is offline
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Get over yourself, we're in fuckin' high school.

This is the one time in your life (maybe university) that you get to be a raging prick and get away with it. Have fun, take the stern words from your elders, and do some stupid shit.
 
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