ok so basically i left my school for almost a year and theres this proper fit girl that i used to speak to quite a lot and now its proper awkward because i havent even seen anyone from school in so long

if she says hi fuckin talk to her its natural to feel awkward after not seein someone for ages she probly wants to see you as opposed to just being polite.

is this thread called awkward because all of the posts in here use no capital letters and punctuation marks and consist of just one freakin long sentence

quote:Originally posted by Agent 008:

is this thread called awkward because all of the posts in here use no capital letters and punctuation marks and consist of just one freakin long sentence

u r such a fuckin boffin it dont matter how good spelled it is as long as u can understand it shut up u little shit

quote:Originally posted by flamegrilledhuman:

u r such a fuckin boffin it dont matter how good spelled it is as long as u can understand it shut up u little shit

Unless you type like a nigger then it dont matter

quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

Unless you type like a nigger then it dont matter

he talks like a white person, trust me. He sounds either from australia or of course some where in europe.

quote:Originally posted by jvm222:

he talks like a white person, trust me. He sounds either from australia or of course some where in europe.

Ah come on, you ruined it. Two sentences and a comma. :/

quote:Originally posted by jvm222:

he talks like a white person, trust me. He sounds either from australia or of course some where in europe.

yeh man im wite is uk part of europe?

quote:Originally posted by flamegrilledhuman:

yeh man im wite is uk part of europe?

yes

quote:Originally posted by flamegrilledhuman:

yeh man im wite is uk part of europe?

Do you by any chance listen to lady sovareign[sp]

quote:Originally posted by silverballs:

Do you by any chance listen to lady sovareign[sp]

No one actually listens to Lady Sovereign here. It's all about the grimy drum n bass blud.

quote:Originally posted by flamegrilledhuman:

ok so basically i left my school for almost a year and theres this proper fit girl that i used to speak to quite a lot and now its proper awkward because i havent even seen anyone from school in so long

Judging by your grammar and reading comprehension, inability to form paragraphs and complete lack of attention to what your typing, there is no need to tell us you dropped out of school.

quote:Originally posted by flamegrilledhuman:

u r such a fuckin boffin it dont matter how good spelled it is as long as u can understand it shut up u little shit

LOL boffin, why do people use that as an insult? you wanker you're cleverer than me

By the sounds of it, without having read your reply for, I guessed you were from the uk, and pretty stupid/etc. to boot. Don't know why, but I really hate the british slang. I'd probably hate american/canadian slang too, but I'm used to it.

Anyways, just go and talk, nothing to lose, right?

quote:Originally posted by UraniYum:

Originally posted by silverballs:

Do you by any chance listen to lady sovareign[sp]

No one actually listens to Lady Sovereign here. It's all about the grimy drum n bass blud.

Thanks for pointing that out

god she got an annoying voice.

nah man pendulum ennit pendulum is rude. or bob marley hes a rastaman

just walk up to her and be like: "so baby, wanna fuck?" all she can do is maybe slap you and say no, or if your're lucky she'll say yes.

quote:Originally posted by Dangerousmind:

just walk up to her and be like: "so baby, wanna fuck?" all she can do is maybe slap you and say no, or if your're lucky she'll say yes.

no,cuz she used to b a m8 an that wouldfuck it up

Alright, I will let you in on the secret to situations like this, but you must follow my instructions EXACTLY.

Now, first you will need to do a little recon, you must follow her EVERYWHERE, once she notices you watching she will become intregued. Now you will need to go to her house at 3am(Timing is important). When you arrive at her house you need to be equiped with night vision goggles, a cassette player, and possibly a large hunting knife. You will now blast a tape of strange moaning/gurgling noises,(A tape soothing rainforest sounds will suffice also) This will let her know you are looking for commitment and possibly bondage, Now that you have her attention she will most likely come running downstairs to engage in anal. Luckily for you, you will previously have pinned her pet(assuming she has one) to her front door with the hunting knife you brought(the night vision will aid in your capturing of her pet). By now she should be aroused to the point where she cannot walk normally, if this is not the case, slowly back into the shadows to regroup. You will return the next night and quietly set up multiple bear traps on her front lawn(GIRLS LOVE BEAR TRAPS). This will secure her intrest in you. Blowjob is to be expected within 30 seconds.

Basically what I'm trying to tell you is...

Girls love bear traps.

[This message has been edited by DonationsForTheBlind (edited 03-31-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by DonationsForTheBlind:

Alright, I will let you in on the secret to situations like this, but you must follow my instructions EXACTLY.

Now, first you will need to do a little recon, you must follow her EVERYWHERE, once she notices you watching she will become intregued. Now you will need to go to her house at 3am(Timing is important). When you arrive at her house you need to be equiped with night vision goggles, a cassette player, and possibly a large hunting knife. You will now blast a tape of strange moaning/gurgling noises,(A tape soothing rainforest sounds will suffice also) This will let her know you are looking for commitment and possibly bondage, Now that you have her attention she will most likely come running downstairs to engage in anal. Luckily for you, you will previously have pinned her pet(assuming she has one) to her front door with the hunting knife you brought(the night vision will aid in your capturing of her pet). By now she should be aroused to the point where she cannot walk normally, if this is not the case, slowly back into the shadows to regroup. You will return the next night and quietly set up multiple bear traps on her front lawn(GIRLS LOVE BEAR TRAPS). This will secure her intrest in you. Blowjob is to be expected within 30 seconds.

Basically what I'm trying to tell you is...

Girls love bear traps.



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