Like a best friend's sister, or your brother's ex-girlfriend.

I haven't. Only in my fantasies have I dreamed about fucking one of my friend's moms. It hasn't happened yet though.

( who here has committed statutory rape? (http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/028156.html) )

A friend's very long term girlfriend.

A married woman.

My best friend's sister.

A girl who had a boyfriend.

Yeah, I used to be pretty terrible .

No, because karma would come back to bite me in the ass.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

A friend's very long term girlfriend.

A married woman.

My best friend's sister.

A girl who had a boyfriend.

Yeah, I used to be pretty terrible .

Do any of those have good stories behind them? Did you get caught?

They are off limits for a reason.

As tempting as it may be, and I know it is.. I like not being beaten to a bloody pulp horribly.



I dont beleive in karma as such. I dont beleive that if someone does a horrible thing something bad will happen to them in return, because life just isnt like that.

But if you do enough nasty things it's bound to come back and get you some day.

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Mgruff:

Do any of those have good stories behind them? Did you get caught?

One has a pretty good story, it ends with lots of death threats, a suicide, and me eating a kick ass watermelon.

I got caught....once officially. Twice unofficially. They knew but never made it known.

I fucked a slut that my best friend was completely obsessed over. He dated her for about a month and decided that he "loved her more than life itself."

Yeah, it was wrong and I felt like shit for it. But it did help him get over the bitch.

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That was cold blooded.

I haven't, but I probably would mess around with a married woman. I don't really care about karma, because I'll never trust a woman anyway.

Oh yeah, and I'm a statutory rape felon maybe 95 or 100 times over.

A friend's mom.

Fooling around with someone who is off limits ain't "fooling around"...it's deadly serious and sometimes can be...deadly..that is!

idk if it was really "off limit" qualifier but it was pretty funny anyway

2 friends of mine, one was a junior at the time, one was a freshman (highschool) they'd both been fighting and obsessing over this girl, pouring out the cash for her, then I make a move and she immediately falls for me. We dated for a while, i got some death threats from these 2 guys, I still laugh at them to this day about it, and they're still embarassed by it

Pretty much every girl I've hooked up with has had a boyfriend. The worst one though was one of my best friends and then her best friend a couple days later.

Is a 10 year old who begs for it, off limits?

i've been dating my sisters friend for over a year. we have great sex. so yes.

yeah...my best friends ex...and this girl who had a bf...other than that...no...though i might see the girl with the bf again next week...idk how thats gonna go...but if i give her the surprise buttsecks...ill post pics....

I fucked my best friends girlfriend while he was showering in the other room. It lasted about eight minutes (POWER RIDE!) He never found out about it. Then I fucked his OTHER girlfriend in a movie theatre, but I told him that we just fooled around. I would have felt bad, but he stole one of my wimmins away from me.

I fucked a friend of mine that was a girl while she had a boyfriend. I fucked her good, too. We did it in a church parking lot after youth group when I found out I was atheist.

Some kid was telling people he was going to kick my ass, so I found his girlfriends AIM and seduced her. Later that year we fought in front of everyone for bragging rights. I can now brag about it. Awesome.

One of my other best friends had a girlfriend and her friend over. They had a falling out and she broke up with him. Not wanting to go home, she went over to my house with her friend. They weren't too hot, and I wouldn't have done it otherwise but I was horny and decided to fuck her and her friend on my futon. That's the only time my futon got ANY action.

Off-limits... off-limits...

I'm sure I'm going to fuck my old best friend's sister in a while. I'm going to tear that shit up, too. It's going to be like nagasaki all over her snizz.

I'm sure I have more. I'm a deviant. Can't really think of anything else right now, though. Honestly, though, if their guy wont do it I WILL. Keep that in mind, guys.

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lol this thread kinda reveals how the one girl always falls for the other guy, kinda like my life portrays the same relative events xDd...

3 of sisters friends

bestfriends girl

goodfriends crush

cousins whore

and pulled my dick on my friends mom

no i try to fuck off from it. But i am right now since im on the rebound.

A nice 19 year old with a faggot boyfriend whos a cunt and hes like 5'4''. So yeah i got good chances.

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My girlfriends BEST friend. fucked the shit out of her. twice.

Some of you people are seriously fucked up.

I pulled my best mate's girlfriend in my room, when he was passed out on my bed...

I WAS DRUNK!!! And he drank all my whickey so he deserved it... hehe...

edit: it was also my sorta-girlfriends BEST mate...

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quote:Originally posted by streetjusticeforall:

Is a 10 year old who begs for it, off limits?



Well, I spose if she begged.......

Sicko!...lol

Girl I was doing had a serious boyfriend.

But hey, it was her idea and I felt guilty about it afterwards.

Her fault.

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Mgruff:

I don't really care about karma, because I'll never trust a woman anyway.

I don't trust women either. In fact, I have a seething hatred for them in general. But I would never use that as an excuse to fuck someone over that, for all I know, could be as innocent as a saint.

It's one thing to hold back because of predjudice views, it's another thing altogether to justify hurting someone just because they're most likely a heartless cunt.

This thread makes me sad.

quote:Originally posted by senorfrog:

Pretty much every girl I've hooked up with has had a boyfriend.

And I'm not sure if that says more about the girls you chose, or just you..

this thread makes me over jealous...

I don't sleep with my friends gfs this is wrong. I also don't cheat on a gf if I have one. But I do sleep with guys gfs who I hate or friends who are girls that have bfs I hate. I have slept with my best friend multiple times while she had a bf. A guy who I REALLY HATE! His one gf was my one fuck buddy and I taped a video of us fucking and sent it to him. They were dating for 2 years at the time and he was gonna ask her to merry him. He fucked me over ALOT and really bad so he deserved it. Plus theres my sisters friends and what not theres some more. But too many to tell over totse.

quote:Originally posted by streetjusticeforall:

Is a 10 year old who begs for it, off limits?



Does she have a boyfriend, or is she single?

quote:Originally posted by H4T3:

I'm sure I have more. I'm a deviant. Can't really think of anything else right now, though. Honestly, though, if their guy wont do it I WILL. Keep that in mind, guys.

When you grow up, get a girl you actually care about, and it happens to you, then you'll realise what a dick you've been and feel horrible.

And remember, now matter how hard you think you are there's always someone harder than you.

Keep that in mind.

cops daughter, yaa...

I supose my younger cousin as well.

I slept with a guy's Mom. I had breakfast with him the next morning. It was hilarious.

I wouldn't do it again though, it was quite rude.

I fucked around with my preachers daughter...while he was downstairs watching tv. This was after I realized i was agnostic. haha. good times.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

When you grow up, get a girl you actually care about, and it happens to you, then you'll realise what a dick you've been and feel horrible.

And remember, now matter how hard you think you are there's always someone harder than you.

Keep that in mind.

Yeah, there will always be someone harder than me. But not on TOTSE. I probably wouldn't fuck his girl, either.

quote:Originally posted by streetjusticeforall:

Is a 10 year old who begs for it, off limits?



Ownd

well, in the eyes of my friends, I have. of course, they don't know about what i do with thsoe who they consider "off limits".

quote:Originally posted by streetjusticeforall:

Is a 10 year old who begs for it, off limits?



How about a very developed 11 year old?

You people make me sick

The Train is at home on the rails

quote:Originally posted by SeventhSon:

You people make me sick

The Train is at home on the rails

I hope you do realize that this is totse eh

quote:Originally posted by SeventhSon:

You people make me sick

The Train is at home on the rails

Not if it's a road train.....

My Aunt.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Some of you people are seriously fucked up.

My ex's sister while we were still together.

After finding out that she cheated on me.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

No, because karma would come back to bite me in the ass.

Are you actually a Buddhist, or is this a sort of western karma that sounds good but doesn't really make any sense?

quote:Originally posted by H4T3:

Yeah, there will always be someone harder than me. But not on TOTSE. I probably wouldn't fuck his girl, either.



How the hell do you know? If you're this pretentious in real life I predict many beatings in your future, no matter how hard you think you are.

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

Are you actually a Buddhist, or is this a sort of western karma that sounds good but doesn't really make any sense?

I love you

quote:Originally posted by Zonko:

Are you actually a Buddhist, or is this a sort of western karma that sounds good but doesn't really make any sense?

and Buddhism does?!

3 occopied women. My ex best friend

I set a girl up with my mate, accidentally, while drunk.

They had been seeing each other for maybe a month. He was telling me about their sex life in graphic detail on almost a daily basis. One day he told me that he had fucked her in her school uniform that day, and that she had come to school without underwear on for him.

As soon as I heard this, I thought there was something fucked up going on, mainly because the kinda skirt they have to wear in year 14 wouldn't make for comfortable sexin!

So I met up with her, on boxing day as it happens, and we had a huge talk about life and flowers and cars and the stars and I happened upon a little information which I had originally suspected... he hadn't fucked her, he had barely touched her! Apparently he was always so timid and shy and anything they got up to was her doing.

Yeah, so I fucked her... for about 2 weeks. Then got bored and went back to my girlfriend.

I was a bastard when I was younger.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

How the hell do you know? If you're this pretentious in real life I predict many beatings in your future, no matter how hard you think you are.

I don't think I'm hard. All the women in my life have come onto me. Women aren't property, and there is no such thing as one who's "off limits," the rules of attraction stretch much further than you'd think. Who the hell are you to tell me what I am?

If being confident and not pissing my pants every time some guy is angry because I give better loving is "thinking I'm hard," I guess I'm pretty fucking hard. I'm a swinger, I always have been. If someone doesn't approve then chances are I'm tougher, faster, stronger, and probably better in bed. It's healthy competition, stop being a prick.

Best friend's wife. But, hey, she started it. Lasted a year, until we got caught. Not pleasant (the getting caught part, the sex part was great). I don't really recommend it.

quote:Originally posted by justglad2bhere:

Best friend's wife.

I'm not going to judge you because you contributed to my topic.

I'll let someone else do it though.

I fingered my twin brother's girlfriend, when they're were still dating.

I have done it twice. I don't regret it.

gone out with a lot of girls who were "off limits", like good mates exs n stuff

most of them were fine with it tho so doesnt realli cound

does having webcam sex and stuff with ur ex whos engaged to ur mate count?

quote:Originally posted by Cozy Amnesia:

I fingered my twin brother's girlfriend, when they're were still dating.

She probably doesn't know it was you,lol