Holy shit! Well, I just turned 18 last night, and on the night, my girlfriend asked if we should get married, like, soon. I said I would think it through.

I see no reason not to go through with it. Do you? Oh, other than the fact that I don't really love my girlfriend, and I'm just using her for sex, but it's the hottest girlfriend I've ever had, so... yeah.

PS: I'm not a person with morals. Marriage doesn't mean as much to me as other things, like masturbation.

EDIT: Also, I can always just get divorced. I'm thinking of doing it, because well, it'll be fun.

[This message has been edited by Enter (edited 03-29-2007).]

Shes going to get a divorce and take half your things.

Have fun.

Troll

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Troll

Fuck, I was going to say I signed up before you and I'm not trolling, but you beat me.

Well if it makes anyone fucking reply with sensible answers, I've been here since 2004 and am a respected member, most times.

I'll help you.

Bad Ideas (http://tinyurl.com/ar3ko)

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

Fuck, I was going to say I signed up before you and I'm not trolling, but you beat me.

Oh, sorry. In that case...

Idiot.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Oh, sorry. In that case...

Idiot.

Er... thanks.

The odds are SEVERELY against you.

I thought I'd make it too, and I'd wager I was in love far more intensely than you are.

I do it all the time. It's totally fun. My favorite part is when I sue the bastard for being a dick and possibly feed off him until he dies if he'd gotten me pregnant.

Men are barbaric, but women are vicious.

Cheers,

Lost

quote:Originally posted by Enter:



I see no reason not to go through with it. Do you? Oh, other than the fact that I don't really love my girlfriend, and I'm just using her for sex

I worded that wrong. I love her, but sex > love.

She's on MSN now, and this just happened...

Her says:

hi

Me says:

hey...

Her says:

What's up

Me says:

my penis

Her says:

lol

Her says:

so do you want to get married? not like serious, but whatever... itll be fun even you said so

Me says:

give me 10 minutes to think aobut it

Her says:

err lol okaaaay

I guess I'll be answering in the next 10 minutes.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

She's on MSN now, and this just happened...

Her says:

hi

Me says:

hey...

Her says:

What's up

Me says:

my penis

Her says:

lol

Her says:

so do you want to get married? not like serious, but whatever... itll be fun even you said so

Me says:

give me 10 minutes to think aobut it

Her says:

err lol okaaaay

I guess I'll be answering in the next 10 minutes.

Fucking lol. Seriously.

I'm pretty sure I'll say no.

Me says:

fine lets get married, who cares

Her says:

what, no. you have to care.

Me says:

okaaay fine i care lol.

Her says:

really?

Her says:

yo you there?

Me says:

yes and yes really. but nobody i know is coming to the wedding.

Her says:

it will be like vegas, lol.

Me says:

wait no

Me says:

im not getting married this is fucking retarded

Me says:

unless... how about you're just my fiance for a while. then we can think it through.

Her says:

thats what i was implying kind of.

Me says:

sweet!

Me says:

oh shit

Me says:

Do I need to get you a ring.

Her says:

yes!

Me says:

im just kidding, lol, i can buy you one tomorrow! i got 600 dolllars altogether for my birthday

Her says:

lol yeah!

sorry i replaced the msn names, but i'm not cutting all the other crap out. there were some emoticons in there too, but when i copied they got deleted.

Make it a Bananas in Pajamas wedding.

quote:Originally posted by Piggy:

Make it a Bananas in Pajamas wedding.

My banana still has its pajama! I just realized that since this wedding is kind of jokey, it CAN have an insane theme! I think, I'll talk to her about it now.

quote:Originally posted by Piggy:

Make it a Bananas in Pajamas wedding.

Clearly western is the way to go.

LOL, why do it? If you want novelty, just buy a ridiculously over sized inflatable novelty hand.

quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:

LOL, why do it? If you want novelty, just buy a ridiculously over sized inflatable novelty hand.



Jessee, will you take this enormous novelty hand as a sign of my faithfulness. For richer or poorer, till death do we part?

Have a wedding/mass totse member gathering, internet theme with goatse and lemonparty plastered everywhere etc.

quote:Originally posted by robyextreme:

Shes going to get a divorce and take half your things.

Have fun.

QFT

Dude, if you DO do this, have the wedding ceremony, but DO NOT get the legal license.

You don't want her to take all your shit. And if it goes sour, it will happen.

[This message has been edited by The_Rabbi (edited 03-29-2007).]

Wedding date: March 4th, 2008.

See you there.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

She's on MSN now, and this just happened...

Her says:

hi

Me says:

hey...

Her says:

What's up

Me says:

my penis

Her says:

lol

Her says:

so do you want to get married? not like serious, but whatever... itll be fun even you said so

Me says:

give me 10 minutes to think aobut it

Her says:

err lol okaaaay

I guess I'll be answering in the next 10 minutes.

This is hilarious.

Umm..where?

Update this. I am drunk and it is 9 o clock in the morning and you are making this a fun day.

You fucking internet nerds. You guys arent getting married, shes pregnant and you guys arent in love.

end of story, no marriage.

goatse themes wedding?

Long term troll.

You said you were 16 a few months ago. Fail.

I'm getting married within a couple months, but I actually care for the girl so its somewhat ok...also I'm getting a prenup cause no one is gonna take my shit

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

and am a respected member, most times.

:lol:

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Originally posted by Enter:

and am a respected member, most times.

:lol:



That's what I was thinking.

Enter goes from being a 16 yo misogynist and web mastering birthday sluts productions or whatever to married with kids in a couple months?

I think not.

-F☺rd

yeah, enter definitely doesnt have a girlfriend. havent any of you ever read his other threads?

Always make yer banana wear his pajamas? That way you won't end up with a 'banana-split' & the resulting diapers, 'k?

why?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Always make yer banana wear his pajamas? That way you won't end up with a 'banana-split' & the resulting diapers, 'k?

Now that got a big grin out of me.

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Not to be rude, but you two seem really immature to get married, or even seriously think about it. Who talks about marriage over msn? Plus, you just don't marry someone for the hell of it.

But, you did say you aren't a person with morals so you can probably just disregard this...

quote:Originally posted by Pinball Mgruff:

I'll help you.

Bad Ideas (http://tinyurl.com/ar3ko)

LMFAO!!!!

quote:Originally posted by Ford Prefect:



Enter goes from being a 16 yo misogynist and web mastering birthday sluts productions or whatever to married with kids in a couple months?



Um... I was 16 in 2005... 17 in 2006... 18 the other day. So yes I have gone from being a 16 year old to eventually an 18 year old. It is possible.

Also, no, no kids for us.

I will post pictures of the wedding. Most of you know what we look like if you've been to my myspace.

quote:Originally posted by Mindless Xyzzyean:

Umm..where?

We don't know where it will be yet. Not in a church, or on the beach.

quote:Originally posted by Enter:

am a respected member, most times.

Lol...No your not.

quote:Originally posted by Flawless:

Lol...No your not.

Lol... you signed up in 2005!

I wish I could start a discontinued blog site with hot pictures I found on webshots... AND be respected at the same time.

quote:Originally posted by Navicalist:

I wish I could start a discontinued blog site with hot pictures I found on webshots... AND be respected at the same time.

Actually it wasn't discontinued. I transformed the blog into a website, but then deadendgirl hacked the website because she's a fat, feminist bitch.