girlfriend came over and we watched alpha dog, fell asleep....then she climbs between my legs askin for a massage... i then massage her.. and it happens so that... my left arm wasnt massaging as good as my right arm so i asked her to move to the center of me so i could massage both sides... and she centers herself and she says.. is that centered enough?? and then kissin and what not... then basically.. we both know when the kissing goes on for more than 1 minute sex is a damn go... so clothes some off... and she doesnt know how to put the condom on... WOW... horrible... went soft and wanted to shoot myself in the head... long story short... took forver to cum because i had fucked up thoughts in my head... and i got them out eventually and i blew a huge fuckin wad.... whats there to think about as fucking a chick??... especially with a condom... the best feeling is the first penetration... and after that it fucking sucks.... feels like a handjob.....long story short... condoms kill cock fun...

Cory

Hope that wasn't a wet dream dude - cause it's fucked up when shit like that happens in dreams.

Seriously, better luck next time......

I've never had to use one. All the girls Ive had sex with have been on birth control. Not necessarily because they have sex a lot but for other reasons like cramps and shit like that. But I'd imagine condoms must suck.

i didnt use them before because last girlfriend and i were on a very very stupid "trust" basis.. basic pull-and-blow... the condoms just take the feeling from sex... but comfort is a sacrifice for safety i guess

Cory

That doesn't sound very amazing.

dont... post... like... this...

Posting... like... this... makes...you... sound...

like... that... guy... from... star... trek...

You.. Ass... hole...

[This message has been edited by Bean_Doodle (edited 03-29-2007).]

HUNlucky, my girl recently went on the pill so tomorrow we're gonna have out first bout of non worrying-about-precum-getting-her-pregnant SHEX.

Oh yeh!

I've only ever use a condom once, it's like sucking a lollipop with the wrapper still on.

But then I'm extremely lucky I never got anyone pregnant. That or lazy sperm...

quote:Originally posted by Bean_Doodle:

dont... post... like... this...

Posting... like... this... makes...you... sound...

like... that... guy... from... star... trek...

You.. Ass... hole...



dude....i post like this...and i dont sound like the guy from star trek...but yeah...i only post like this because i write how i would talk...and i talk how i think....and my thoughts are very fragmented...and before anyone says it..yes...i suck at life and all that...so dont even waste your time telling me.

Take a fucking english class! Elipses [...] are used to signify a change of thought from a particular point. When you write you should at least be able to organize your shit!

...talking like this is kind of... annoying? You see... when people talk like this it usually.... means they're bad at english... it makes everything hard to read... it's like not paragraphing.... you did that... too.

You could probably use commas instead.

quote:Originally posted by H4T3:

Take a fucking english class! Elipses [...] are used to signify a change of thought from a particular point. When you write you should at least be able to organize your shit!

...talking like this is kind of... annoying? You see... when people talk like this it usually.... means they're bad at english... it makes everything hard to read... it's like not paragraphing.... you did that... too.

You could probably use commas instead.

I could use commas. If I need to, I can write very well. What it comes down to is; when writing in a manner that does not require it, I separate my fragmented thought with an ellipsis. This does not mean that I'm stupid, nor does it mean I do not have an understanding of the English language. It it a manner of expressing my thoughts as they flow as well as a habit that I have picked up over the years. If it really is that bad, then dont read my posts; but I will, for the sake of everyone taking me seriously, I shall in the future attempt to write a little better.

Then again...im an asshole...and im lazy..so ill probably just keep writing like this...