Wow, I can't fucking believe this. First off let me give you some background info. I live in a large metro city of the southeastern part of the US.

I was at the gym today working out and I see this chick about 38 years old wearing a tennis skirt. This was one of those skirts that's like a mini skirt and just barely covers the ass checks.

Well I saw her prancing around and then I noticed her on the leg curl machine. She was laying on her stomach and I just couldn't help walk behind her.

This woman was wearing a THONG. Her whole cooter was showing. She had to have known this. Come on now, if our balls are hanging out, we know it!

Do you think this chick knew her cooter was showing?

P.S. It did look pretty fucking HOT!

quote:Originally posted by CptnCrackHound:

...about 38 years old...

Hey it was wringled; but, you have to admit that takes guts no matter what age. Yeah, 18 would have looked better. But I still had to look.

What the hell... she had to have know. I mean, she couldn't have just put the thong on and then the skirt and then gotten in that position without knowing. She is clearly trying to seduce someone. Maybe it's you.

SHe was definitely trying to seduce you. The next time you see her, jump on top of her and insert yourself into her. She will not resist. Do so as many times until you are satisfied. This is her obvious intent.

Ugh what the hell is up with these middle aged women with perfect bodies and tanned legs.

So horny.

Look for a wedding ring, then proceed to date rape.

38 is good.

I'd do it.

Go and ask her if she wears a sports bra and insist she proves whatever answer she gives.

The rest is up to you.

There's a time and a place for that sort of thing.

But I would not be happy if some fetid skank like that proceeded to use the excersize bike. And left her slimy stinky juices all over the seat. Not happy. Not happy.