So i'm talking to this girl, lori. I've known her since i was five, and for the past two years are so, we've flirted, made out, and have had eye sex, intense contact with the eyes.

While on the phone with her, she was talking about how her idiot teacher was going on and saying how condoms don't protect you from stds and pregnancy (lori goes to a catholic high school), etc. I was going to ask her about how far she has gone with a guy and so forth, but i stopped because i didn't want to offend her or put her off, (she's not catholic, but does go to church almost every sunday, she's also a conservative republican).

My question my totse paisanos, is how can i ask her about her past sexual adventures, without sounding immature? How can i inquire if she'll ever have sex with me?

just do it.. really just do it.. thats how you do it.. you know her she knows you.. tell her your curious or someshit..

Tell her about yours. People are more open with you when you're open with them.

quote:Originally posted by H4T3:

Tell her about yours. People are more open with you when you're open with them.

gradually work the convo into sex and then talk about your experiences and ask her if shes ever tried anything like that.

Personally, I wouldn't even want to inquire about anything if I knew she was a republican, but do what ya do.

quote:Originally posted by nicky69:

and have had eye sex

stopped reading there

quote:Originally posted by Galbador:

stopped reading there

Yah! I hear it stings a lot when if you get it in your eye!

quote:Originally posted by nicky69:

and have had eye sex, intense contact with the eyes.



And here we have Exhibit B: Notice how he has a D&D deck in his back pocket, and a note tied to his wrist from his mother telling him to make sure he zips up his fly after urinating. After much negotiation we acquired this exhibit through trade of our Exhibit A: Boy with scrotum growing from right elbow.

allright you're gonna need some paint and a shovel. Paint your balls yellow and whip em out. If she says "those are fucked up balls" Hit her with the shovel. Thats how you find out

quote:Originally posted by nicky69:

I've known her since i was five...

Unless you're 6, why the hell can't you just ask her? You've been friends for a decade, you should know each other well enough by know to be able to talk about *giggle* S-E-X.

why inquire? just seduce her and you'll automagically will see how far she goes

Just ask straight out but not on msn incase a realitive of hers is chatting to you.

Happened to me with a girls mum once... Really awkward!

quote:Originally posted by H4T3:

Tell her about yours. People are more open with you when you're open with them.

this guy's right. if you just asked me outta the blue how far i've gone with a guy, i'd be kind of... put off.

Ask her mum.

Seriously, I've been looking round some whack-job religious forums lately, and those freaks use key loggers on their kids computers, and listen in to phone conversations.

Either that, or as stated above, tell some of your sex stories. Ask her questions about sex. Act a little shy, mabey try to swing Truth or Dare into it a little or something.

Next thing you know, you'll be looking down at your sweet little friend asking her if your balls really are salty....

And whats this "eye sex" shit. Gawd, what have I been missing out on???? mmmmmm... occular sex..... Or do you mean "I looked at her, and she looked at me, and I went home and wanked, and I know she went home and wanked over me. It was so fine we could both do this at the same time, and pretend it isn't happening"....