Given it was legal and the body was unguarded what would be the deepest you'd be willing to dig? Im a good digger and id say 15' would be the deepest. Most people can't dig as well as me though when it comes to graveyards late at night.

Well I dig for a fucking living.. doing drainage work

15' just doesn't cut it if you want to do my job.

I'd dig half way through the fucking planet just to get some o' that sweet, sweet decaying pussy!

If you have to dig, you're only getting sloppy seconds from the morgue.

quote:Originally posted by AngrySquirrel:

If you have to dig, you're only getting sloppy seconds from the morgue.

QFT. There's a squirrel that knows his necro.

As to the OQ... it's not my personal thing, but I, for one, support our necroerotic overlords! Viva la revolucion!!! Necro Pride World Wide!!!

Rock on.

Saudi sweet juice: dead, smelly, and self-lubricating.

All the way to the cervix like duh.

Normally I would close a 'clone' thread on sight but this looks like it might actually be kind of amusing....

I would never have sex with a (human) corpse

I like my women (and men) to be alive.

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That way, you can hear 'em scream.

How far would I go?

Lets just say:

"second star to the right and straight on till morning"

How long does a person have to be dead for it to be necrophilia?

Are you a wuss who can't handle a little 'cold snap' without complainin'?

Or do you wanna man up & go down to the morgue & see what's available?

This sounds like as good a group as any to ask...

I've been wondering what sort of price I would fetch if I were to sell rights to having sex with my dead body when I die.

Any estimates?

When it's buried, it's too late. Easier when it's still in the morgue, before it's been "treated". Embalming fluid is bad.

Now is a good time of year for it...

Who doesn't expect some cold snaps in the spring?

There once was a kid called Dave

Who dug up a prostitute's grave

It was rotting to Shit,

And Missing a tit,

But look at the money He'd Save!

You can't degrade a corpse...

However, you can take pictures of it in strange positions and being penetrated with inanimate objects and small woodland creatures.

Why would you want to do this?

Well, you can show the pictures to relatives of the corpse while you're raping them, of course!

quote:Originally posted by pengd0t:

This sounds like as good a group as any to ask...

I've been wondering what sort of price I would fetch if I were to sell rights to having sex with my dead body when I die.

Any estimates?

I've always wanted this, but more of a donation kind of thing.

Why would you go dig someone up? At a graveyard there is no where to plug in the curling iron...

I wouldn't have sex with a corpse, if you like someone to lie still while you have sex ask them. Sick as fuck you never know what's gonna happen with a corpse. Might induce a convulsion and get messy. I was watching this programme once and it was about dead bodies/morticians etc. And they had this corpse come in and the person hadn't been dead for TOO long but it was long enough so that the fluid inside the lungs had built up and when they moved it it spat stuff everywhere.

Don't be a necrophile.

God, stay faithful to the thread! I think (being a traditionalist) I wouldn't go deeper than the standard six feet. I'm not perverted.

quote:Originally posted by Leeroy:

There once was a kid called Dave

Who dug up a prostitute's grave

It was rotting to Shit,

And Missing a tit,

But look at the money He'd Save!

pahahahhaha

I only like my women buried after the sex...alive or dead...id doesnt matter after im done...

Hmm, I amy consider fucking a deaden if they were just dead, but after that I don't think ide be in that

you can't hurt the dead, so fuck that ass!

A really sick way to get laid but I can't say i haven't had thoughts about it before.

I mean it's self lubricating, it would feel good in the summer sticking your sweaty dick into a self lubricated corpse.

But honestly if I was into this shit i wouldn't dig for it. I'd have to do it at a morgue or a funeral parlour before they cremate the body (Some one over here in the UK did that)

A rough way to tell whether your corpse is fresh or not is by looking at the flowers whether they're fresh or not, and if the gravestone is new (you should know which ones are new in, if your a necro and are always in the graveyard)

But to answer the question if I was into this shit I'd dig the standard 6 ft.

Bump

You know what, just get a job at your local morgue and when no one is looking find a dead girl and ram your banana into her decaying hole.

You don't need to dig up and do all those other shit.

Don't forget to put to rubbers or you'll find some worms on you cock the next morning. LHoWL!!!

You know, I was just playing Oblivion and after killing some female bandits in a cave and then stripping them naked. I had the sudden urge to go fuck a corpse...

But I wouldn't dig up a grave, I'd want my dead bitch too be fresh.

quote:Originally posted by slim-ov-derby:

A really sick way to get laid but I can't say i haven't had thoughts about it before.

I mean it's self lubricating, it would feel good in the summer sticking your sweaty dick into a self lubricated corpse.

But honestly if I was into this shit i wouldn't dig for it. I'd have to do it at a morgue or a funeral parlour before they cremate the body (Some one over here in the UK did that)

A rough way to tell whether your corpse is fresh or not is by looking at the flowers whether they're fresh or not, and if the gravestone is new (you should know which ones are new in, if your a necro and are always in the graveyard)

But to answer the question if I was into this shit I'd dig the standard 6 ft.

Anyone know of any necro porn sites?...Just asking.