I went down to the petrol station to pick up a pack of papers last night, I had to wait for ages because they were doing everything through the window. This kind of hot chick was flirting with me, she was standing infront of me in the line and kept turning round trying to catch my eye/make sure I wasn't stealing her handbag. I'm a lazy stoner bastard so I just smiled a bit and continued staring off into the distance.

I've never been one to make new friends in situations like this, is it worth it? How often do you pick up totally random chicks? Am I lucky to have survived last night without being stabbed? Am I an idiot for not driving that sloot back to mine?

Mack? MACK???!

As in 'Mack The Knife'? In which case no, too many potential witnesses!

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Oh christ Amerika is taking over me.

ANY place is a reasonable place to mack on chicks.

*places the verb 'to mack' on his Index along with 'make out', 'bros before ho's', and 'V-plates' *

What's a V-plate?

Pretty much anywhere is free game. Just keep in mind that you should be friendly/funny, not stalkerish (don't lick your teeth).

I read the title and wanted to slap the Europe out of you.

Anyway... uh...

Yeah. Fair game. What Kyoki said.

Wow you EU have some weird fucking slangs.

Annoying maybe.

hang on a minute...you have drive through petrol stations where you live? Here theres some pumps and then an adjacent shop thing where you pay for it...

Drive through petrol stations make a hell of alot of sense now that I think about it.

All the slang I used was Emurkan durrr.

Sloot is interweb slang.

PROTIP: Petrol station is what we call a petrol station.

Yea I know how to approach women, I just don't know if the kind that hang around at "gas" stations at 10 o clock are the type you want to dick. I'd like to think I've already passed the STD phase.

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

I read the title and wanted to slap the Europe out of you.



P.S I slapped the Europe into your mom.

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

All the slang I used was Emurkan durrr.



"Petrol station", "queue", and "mack" aren't in any American's vocabulary.

And I would curbstomp anyone who said "mack" especially. I didn't think ANYONE said that.

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

"Petrol station", "queue", and "mack" aren't in any American's vocabulary.

And I would curbstomp anyone who said "mack" especially. I didn't think ANYONE said that.

Petrol station and queue aren't slang. Welcome to the english language! Mack however entered my vernacular from American tv. I say it because it's a funny word that reminds me of how silly americans are. Although a little research shows some interesting roots.

The more you know! (http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=20000803)

[This message has been edited by DuckWarri0r (edited 03-27-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Petrol station and queue aren't slang.

I never meant to imply that they were.

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

...

I don't get upset everyime an American uses imperial measurement, or refers to where they live with two letters, or uses "hook up" for having sex or any other such thing. Deal with it.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I don't get upset everyime an American uses imperial measurement, or refers to where they live with two letters, or uses "hook up" for having sex or any other such thing. Deal with it.

Some people play tennis, I erode the human soul.

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

Some people play tennis, I bitch.

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

"Petrol station", "queue", and "mack" aren't in any American's vocabulary.

And I would curbstomp anyone who said "mack" especially. I didn't think ANYONE said that.

Petrol station and queue aren't slang. Welcome to the english language! Mack however entered my vernacular from American tv. I say it because it's a funny word that reminds me of how silly americans are. Although a little research shows some interesting roots.

The more you know! (http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=20000803)



Ancient slang, has been replaced with "Game"

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

*places the verb 'to mack' on his Index along with 'make out', 'bros before ho's', and 'V-plates' *



To 'Get off' then you limey runt.

quote:Originally posted by Atticus_Ellis:

To 'Get off' then you limey runt.

uhm no..at least not in london speak... 'to get off on'= what excites you.

Lawl.. Mack.. I did enjoy that.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

*places the verb 'to mack' on his Index along with 'make out', 'bros before ho's', and 'V-plates' *



its v card's, lol.

i hate that kind of slang.

"macking" just sounds so pathetic and sleezebally. i picture a mindless grunt(good physique but only enough blood to use the smaller of his two heads) talking a bunch of self promoting BS to some "bitch"who will prolly think it makes him sound good.

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

I don't get upset everyime an American uses imperial measurement, or refers to where they live with two letters, or uses "hook up" for having sex or any other such thing. Deal with it.

I sure as hell do.

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

P.S I slapped the Europe into your mom.

Classic.

I'd say the gas station is a perfectly acceptable place to hit on a girl. Though you said the word "mack" and that's just sleazy.

*shudders*

Also, I've just decided that "queue" is my favorite word. Thought I'd share.

Cheers,

Lost

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

I went down to the petrol station to pick up a pack of papers last night, I had to wait for ages because they were doing everything through the window. This kind of hot chick was flirting with me, she was standing infront of me in the line and kept turning round trying to catch my eye/make sure I wasn't stealing her handbag. I'm a lazy stoner bastard so I just smiled a bit and continued staring off into the distance.

I've never been one to make new friends in situations like this, is it worth it? How often do you pick up totally random chicks? Am I lucky to have survived last night without being stabbed? Am I an idiot for not driving that sloot back to mine?

Chances are you would have been stabbed. Girls in petrol stations are a peculiar animal who startle easily. Idle or sexual talk will anger them to no end, they will attack ceaselessly without regard for personal saftey or social decorum until the offender is nothing more than a carcass, left for the scavengers.

Also yes of course it's ok as long as you don't say anthing too innapropriate ie relating to fetishes or your penis.

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

I'd say the gas station is a perfectly acceptable place to hit on a girl. Though you said the word "mack" and that's just sleazy.

*shudders*

Also, I've just decided that "queue" is my favorite word. Thought I'd share.

Cheers,

Lost

That's cool. Mine's rope.

Edit: Or maybe dandelion.

-F☺rd



[This message has been edited by Ford Prefect (edited 03-28-2007).]

Whenever I see you Duckwarrior I always think Green Lanturn because of that picture wayyyy back when.

speak proper American english

fucking limey bastards

quote:Originally posted by slaytanicwhermacht_89:

American english

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

"mack" aren't in any American's vocabulary.

And I would curbstomp anyone who said "mack" especially. I didn't think ANYONE said that.

You've obviously never been to California.

I fucking hate people in California.

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

Though you said the word "mack" and that's just sleazy.

No one has seen Running Scared then?



I'm a mack-daddy pimp!

quote:Originally posted by Kyoki:

(don't lick your teeth).

Fucking funny, funny, funny shit.

Cheers,

MOTO