Sex, or Girlfriend, or boyfriend, or whatever's more important/interesting in your history. I want to give some hope to all of the totse virgins. Mine was (is) beautiful, and I'm extremely lucky right now.

I make her laugh all day.

She puts up with the weird stuff I like.

She does my laundry, my taxes, drives me all over the place.

She gets puts in a good word for me at work (where we met, which is probably the only way I'd have the balls to talk to a girl like her) and I can get away with murder there now.

She's SHORT (I love that)

I was a virgin until age 20. She says I'm awesome at it, this with very little porn watching in my history. She tells me I'm big when I KNOW I'm nothing to write home about (the whole base of palm to tip of middle finger thing applies to me, just barely). When we're not having sex, she's all over me all the time.

Don't give up, you weird bastards. I'm one too.

Short girls are fucking hot.

She has a fat head.

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This is the picture I got in my mind listening to you.

http://tinyurl.com/83lz5

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

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Actually, if you're suggesting I [search] to find your thread which is about the same thing, your thread is what inspired me to make mine.

And if you're suggesting I [search] to find another similar thread to add onto, well

1. It's more annoying for me to have to look through all of those threads than it is for you to deal with one more copy thread, and I did check the 1st 2 pages anyway.

2. Nobody looks at dug up old threads that are 44 replies deep already

Now somebody tell a god damn story

quote:Originally posted by Ziv423:

(the whole base of palm to tip of middle finger thing applies to me, just barely)

WTH?

Never heard of that, supposed to mean you're average/big/etc.? I'd guess it's a US thing, but I'm canadian so not too much difference. Someone explain?