I've been dating this girl for almost two months now and she has been everything to me. As of lately we've had nightly phone sex and we talk dirty and shit to each other all the time. Before today all I had done was fingered her and she played around with my dick a little bit, but that was a while ago.

So today she asks me to come over and she had been telling me how horny she had been lately, and also she is going on a week long vacation tomorrow, so I was pretty sure I was going to get laid.

So I'm 17 and I've had sex once before in my life but sadly enough I was too fucked up to remember a whole lot.

So today, I thought, was going to be special. I got there and we were all over each other and she dragged me up to her room and I started fingering her a bit. Then I got her naked and had her take my pants off and suck me off a little bit. But strangely enough I couldn't get hard.

So by this time we are really getting into it and she starts telling me she wants me to fuck her so bad and all that usual shit, so she pulls out my dick and sees that im not even the slightest bit hard. I ask her to suck it to get it hard and she does but it doesnt work and it just stays soft.

I have never had this problem in my life before so I have no clue what was up with this but it was so damn embarrasing. Ill admit I was a tad bit nervous but not so much that would seem to get in the way of that.

So she comes back this friday and she told me I better have the situation under control by then, so I dont know what to do.

It just doesnt get hard. Any tips? Advice? Suggestions? Please?

I'm being honest, I'd kill my self.

quote:Originally posted by mikeoxlong:

I SUCK A HEAPING PILE OF COCK

Shut the fuck up faggot. Full body work outs? 100 times better orgasms? Fuck you're stupid.

OP, work out your dick. You know how you can tense a muscle that makes you pump up your dick? Do that, then hold it. Keep your dick pumped till that muscle gets so tired it gives out and your dick slowly deflates. Give it a minute, then do that again. Then do like 60 pumps, etc. It works wonders, it changes a person's sex life.

"work out your legs" - fucking idiot. You're telling him to lift weights to promote good blood flow? Sure it'll work. But wouldn't a stronger heart work even better? Idiot. Cardio work outs would be much more suited to his problem.

I'm assuming you can get it up normally? If so, it's probably just nerves or something like that. You might try not getting off for a while before you're expecting to have sex (a couple of days), then an hour or so vefore you do, have a fap but don't blow. Pull back when you get close. Do that a couple of times and you'll be virging on blue balls. It should help you get all horned up later.

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

I have never had this problem in my life before so I have no clue what was up with this but it was so damn embarrasing. Ill admit I was a tad bit nervous but not so much that would seem to get in the way of that.

Probably because you've never had sex with a girl you care about before. It's pretty normal, don't stress about it...that will just make it worse. Just keep fooling around and what not, don't worry about wether you get hard and don't make that the focus of sex. It will happen eventually, just don't obsess over it.

quote:Originally posted by voodoonirvana:

So she comes back this friday and she told me I better have the situation under control by then, so I dont know what to do.

Well for one thing I can imagine why it didn't get hard if you have a bitchy and demanding girlfriend. That's the last thing your penis needs. Tell her to relax and don't pressure you. Unless you know, she enjoys you nagging her about her insecurities...

quote:Originally posted by mikeoxlong:



You realise that If he works his legs hard the day before, he'll probably have fairly sore legs, which wouldn't be condusive to long hard sex...

Quite honestly at his age I think it's a mental thing.

perhaps you are an unheterosexual?

quote:Originally posted by mikeoxlong:

You fucking jackass piece of shit, I said lifting weights works out your heart twice.

Who cares what you said. You're not important. I was merely pointing out the fact if you wanted to promote a strong healthy heart, why would you suggest weight lifting? Cardio has been proven time and time and MOTHER FUCKING TIME again to be better for your health than weight lifting. You're just suggesting something you bias to that is the inferior.

quote:Originally posted by mikeoxlong:

1. Increased blood flow (heart pumps blood asswipe)

ZOMG NO WAI?

quote:Originally posted by mikeoxlong:

2. When I said lifting weights has a million health benefits (stronger heart fagass)

Stronger heart, yes. I never denied that. But cardio is better, so why not suggest it? Weights put strain on joints that you will feel later on in life. Try and see two sides of something, it's a valuable ability.

quote:Originally posted by mikeoxlong:

3. He's not going to use his heart to fuck her you dumb piece of shit!

You're obviously a shit root. When I was doing a couple E every week end, doing opiates, smoking weed daily and eating unhealthily my heart was FUCKED. Great sex made it hurt. When I'd slam that shit for an hour I'd feel like my heart was about to die. Then I got fit and I was instantly a better lover, harder dick and more stamina. Don't criticize people because you're bad in bed. If you're not using your heart, you're doing it wrong.

Great sex has you as tired as running a cross country race. You're FUCKED afterwards. God you're an idiot (or virgin).

quote:Originally posted by mikeoxlong:

Yes full body workouts you piece of shit. That works best. Also fuck your gay ass little bitch treadmill workout! Pussy. Your one of those fags that 'loves a runners high'. Well let me tell you what fag, a runners high is only 1/100 of a weightlifters high! FAG!

I hate running. I'm a lifter my self. The lifting high is better, you're right. But you're wrong that it's better for the body, the sooner you come to terms with the fact that you're a moron, the better.

quote:Originally posted by mikeoxlong:

Also him working out his legs the night before will have a major increase in bloodflow in his groin area you fucking cunt!

So...would....running? Wow you're an idiot.

Running = stamina. Stamina is used for sex more than strength. Hold a girl in the air while you fuck her, nice, it'll get old. It'll get even older when you're sorry unfit ass can't keep up the pounding for more than a minute because you're so unfit.

Strength != fitness.

quote:Originally posted by mikeoxlong:

OWNED!

Hardly.



[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 03-27-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by mikeoxlong:

You fucking cuntbag, you don't even workout. OP listen to me, I am an experienced bodybuilder unlike that fag arquin. Your body is a million times more healthy when you work every body part, more blood flows that way also. Orgasms will be 100 times better.

Wrong. The orgasms wont be better. Maybe it's the roids that are doing that to you? Maybe that's why you're such an angry little boy . Getting all hairy? Balls shrinking? Growing tits? It's okay darling, I'll be your shoulder to cry on.

I started working out and noticed no difference in my orgasms. Once I started kegals, I noticed a hell of a difference. Especially the ability to have multiple orgasms. Yeah, right after you blow, you blow again...and then possibly again. Like three times in a row. Kegals have been proven to help an active sex life. Stop spewing your bullshit.

OP, work out your dick. It makes your cock harder (stronger erections), makes you last longer (more ejaculatory control), makes the orgasms more intense (I'm pretty sure you blow more as well) and lastly it makes you shoot your load harder (you'll be able to blow over a meter).

[This message has been edited by arquin (edited 03-27-2007).]

arquin, please don't bother replying to mike_sux_schlong anymore. He is just a kidiot spammer and is evading a ban.

quote:Originally posted by arquin:

Hardly.

Actually, you got incredibly owned because you rose most magnificently to a troll's bait.

Alright I'm going to take arquins advice and start the cock exercises. Maybe I exaggerated when I said that she told me I "better have the situation under control." It was more like "that won't happen again though next time will it."

But anyways. I'll also try not getting myself off for a day or two before I know we're going to have sex, so hopefully I'll have a lot of sexual energy built up inside me.

I'm pretty sure I'm getting enough exercise (about 2 to 3 hours of cardio a week). I go to physical therapy twice a week for my pelvis because I broke it a while back so I think I have quite strong leg and pelvic muscles. Although I did notice yesterday when I did have my only half hard dick inside of her for a while, after about 2 or 3 minutes I started feeling pretty damn out of breath.

I dont know... I know theres no magic trick i can do to give me a rock solid raging boner but is there anything food-wise I can do? I have a pretty healthy diet and I dont snack too much.

it's mental probably nerves my man. for some reason of another you probably weren't comfortable with the situation.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

Actually, you got incredibly owned because you rose most magnificently to a troll's bait.

Troll???

Mikeoxlong wouldn't recognise a bridge if it fell on him....

voodoonirvana, sorry but for some reason our resident kidiot faggy spammer mike_sux_schlong seems to feel compelled to spam this thread.