If I am 15 (sophomore and I have also never gone to a dance, never had a date, never had a girlfriend (this is kind of implied with the first statement), and never been to a girl's house. Is this bad?

Oh, and I have also never been to a real party.

Edit: Here is a picture of me so you guys know I am not deformed, mutilated, obese, or a burn victim. It is my school picture from last year (I cropped out a bit of it). http://tinyurl.com/ywoged



[This message has been edited by Lt_Flippy (edited 03-27-2007).]

No.

Get over it, your time will come.

Unless you're 600lbs and smell like rotten cheese.

Start participating in these kinds of things.

quote:Originally posted by Lt_Flippy:

If I am 15 (sophomore and I have also never gone to a dance, never had a date, never had a girlfriend (this is kind of implied with the first statement), and never been to a girl's house. Is this bad?

Oh, and I have also never been to a real party.



not necessarily. technically by the time i was 15 i had had a couple girlfriends, but had still never kissed anyone. really though, it's not the past that counts, but the future. you just haven't found yourself yet. once you figure out who you really are and are comfortable with that, things will change drastically.

Hey, I'm the same way.

Except I've been on one date. It would have been 10x funner if she had just said 'No' when I asked her to go.

Pity Party for us?

Don't worry til college.

Im about to be 17 in 3 months and I have never kissed a girl or been on a date even.I've been to parties(big fucking deal).I'm starting to get pretty desperate.

Euda, what did you mean when you said start participating?

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quote:Originally posted by JabrWockySuprFly:

I'm starting to get pretty desperate.

not gonna help.

Yeah, just wait until college. High school girls are immature and generally suck. Before college I'd fooled around a bit, kissed several girls, and gone on some dates, but nothing meaningful; now at uni I have a great girlfriend of 6 months.

quote:Originally posted by JabrWockySuprFly:

I'm starting to get pretty desperate.

Worry around 30. After that, you can go with the "I'm doing it on purpose" bullshit

AHAHAHAH

it pisses me off when you chink bastards say that they cant find a girl well LOOK AROUND YOU CHINKY theres tons o' chink bitches that might find you attractive, if one dosent then just find another chink

seriously stop pitying your self and DO SOMETHING

lol, now I get to be "that Asian kid", or "that stupid chink" again... Seriously though, I don't really act Asian at all; if I did though, I would understand where you are coming from...

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quote:Originally posted by Lt_Flippy:

lol, now I get to be "that Asian kid", or "that stupid chink" again... Seriously though, I don't really act Asian at all; if I did though, I would understand where you are coming from...



yeah but you look asian. and 12.

you know what they say... black guys go for white chicks, white guys go for asian chicks, and asian guys go for tentacle rape porn.

i'm afraid you're out of luck, skippy.

lol.

i won't really bother, since i know you won't believe me but still.

trust me.

it will change.

sadly, probably not for a few years yet (college is as much fun as they say it is, and more).

but don't worry, it WILL.

find an asain

SNAP TO IT CHINABOY!

quote:Originally posted by uncoiledspaghetti:

you know what they say... black guys go for white chicks, white guys go for asian chicks, and asian guys go for tentacle rape porn...



As hilariously true as that is, you gotta decide what sort of woman you're looking for first.

*now this is a very generalized guide so bear with me here...

- bad girl/party chick

- innocent/good girl



start there. Decide that and continue.



- Do you want a skank? Then you should go to parties be an asshole, etc, etc. Appeal to the skanks.

Benefits of skank: you'll get more ass, have more fun (debatable)

Downside of skank: shes a whore, probly been around the block (twice), and she's going to break your heart if you get attached (guaranteed)

- Or do you want a "good" girl? Then find someone (probably single, since if shes gonna cheat on someone for you, then you can probably scratch the good part), determine her likes/dislikes and woo her. Be funny and pleasant and standout as the best choice of all her other potential boy-toys (or beat them down, make them submit to you, whatever works).

Benefits of good girl: not a fucking hooker, she'll return sweet/kind gestures of yours, companionship (if thats what your looking for)

Downside of good girl: not a fucking hooker (usually, there are rare standouts), could lead to unwanted levels of seriousness in a relationship, still a good chance of heartbreak (albeit smaller than that of a skank)

Now that info is pretty straightforward and only necessary for the retarded, but I'd be glad to help with your situation if you're trying to get with a certain girl/type of girl or whatever. You just have to cough up some details



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Details:

-I am 5'6

-I am pretty scrawny

-I go to fucking Catholic school

-I am a semi-nerd

-Most girls think of me as the "funny little guy", not as in "haha funny", but peculiar funny

-I have a really controlling mom (no dad), so I live as if I am grounded 24/7

-My friends are for the most part some of the most intelligent guys in school, but also the psychopaths who like to drink, fight, and get high occasionally

-I have never gotten drunk

-As for drugs, I have done whippits once with a friend, nutmeg a few times because I was bored, and weed once with a friend

-I have no social life outside of school

I hope this helps

I bit of internet advice, be carefull when you post your pictures on totse. You don't want 40 year pervert trying to contact you about stuff...

lol

but seriously, be carefull

Yea, I used to be paranoid about that stuff, but I realized that a pedophile would probably want to go for someone that is a bit better looking and younger. Plus, as long as I don't get contacted by those freaks on the phone or in person I am fine.

Wow, sounds a lot like me 3 years ago. and 3 years later..........



I'm no different.

*kills self*

haha i thought you were my friend for a sec... he's 19 and still hasn't kissed a girl.

I didn't have my first kiss until I was 14 or 15. Still no girlfriend and I'm 16 now.

I can't see myself going out with anybody I know either...Girls are just too fucking annoying to see constantly.

EDIT: After that first kiss...Major fucking confidence boost.

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Become a radical crzy azn party man. you know one of those dudes who when he shows up at a party everyone cheers and then you chug a whole ton of beers and fuck bitches? yeh become THAT GUY he is now YOUR IDOL.

I advise you wear those cool hawaiin shirts to give yo image a bit of flavor per se!

also go tell your mum to sit on it. then say KANICHIWAAA BITCH!!! and backhand dat ho. in the words of bon jovi: IT IS YOUR LIFE or something like that. oh well thats all i got.

btw i had my first kiss at 15, first gf at 16 and got MOTHERFUCKIN LAAAAID AT 16!! now im 17, im not a P.I.M.P. or nothing i ocassionaly hook in with some random slut at a party (not like all the time though). but that goes to show how much can change in a couple of years.

peace out my CRZY AZN FWEND!! ^.^ V

Sorry I live pretty much the same way. You need to get better at lying so you can make an appearance at one of the popular kid's parties, and then you will slowly work yourself into their circle.

But you go for that.

Take a hint from Lo Pan (http://tinyurl.com/2dv3qp)

quote:Originally posted by PirateJoe:

Take a hint from Lo Pan (http://tinyurl.com/2dv3qp)

you're a fucking idiot dude, in a good way though, that shit was funny

for op-you won't be able to really enjoy life until your mother gives you a bit of liberty, so work on that first, otherwise get ready for college

Don't worry about it until you're 18, like me...

Start working out, stop thinking. Your time will come. Don't even think about late blooming. You probably don't have a physical abnormality, so just take some time off.

Relax, women aren't nearly as great as you imagine them to be.

quote:Originally posted by Lt_Flippy:

Yea, I used to be paranoid about that stuff, but I realized that a pedophile would probably want to go for someone that is a bit better looking and younger. Plus, as long as I don't get contacted by those freaks on the phone or in person I am fine.

Nuh-uh, your a depressed teenager, you look 12, and you want a sexual encounter.

U gunna get raped.

But more on topic, stop being a whiny bitch. Your not gonna die if you dont get laid. So, untill you either die or get laid, its time to make friends with your hand. Or get an industrial washing machine, because your bedsheets will not be lasting long.

quote:Originally posted by Lt_Flippy:

Yea, I used to be paranoid about that stuff, but I realized that a pedophile would probably want to go for someone that is a bit better looking and younger. Plus, as long as I don't get contacted by those freaks on the phone or in person I am fine.

...because God knows there aren't any heterosexual or homosexual nutcases out there. Yup.

As for the OP, you've basically got two options. One is to deal with it. The other is to get a life.

Opportunity is all around you. Yes, if you just walk up to random people and ask "wanna fuck," a tiny, skanky minority will in fact say "yes." For the more moderate road, if you go out and meet people, random magic will in fact happen. It's statistics. There's 6 1/2 billion people on the face of the earth, *one* of them is going to desperately want a scrawny asian kid who looks twelve! Hell, there's an entire island nation devoted to it. They call it "shotakon."

...so if you meet a girl who's about the age you prefer who's into shotakon, you're set!! Sounds like you wanna go cruise otakucon for hot highschool chicks for a living... you and every other bald, potbellied 40yo man on the planet.

...or, you could just, like, meet people in more conventional ways.

Either way, there's nothing to worry about. There's *always* at least *some* way to get from where you are, to the life you want to have.

quote:Originally posted by JabrWockySuprFly:

Im about to be 17 in 3 months and I have never kissed a girl or been on a date even.I've been to parties(big fucking deal).I'm starting to get pretty desperate.

big deal? wrong kind of party then



ohw and to the thread starter. Ok, i kissed one girl at age 16 (when i was 15 near the end) but still, comes close enough to your case. By the time i was 21 i had had 4 ffm's (and 2 more in the year after that).Stop bitchin, go out there , believe in yourself and go for it

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youre pathetic.

you need to get your shit together.

You should start by buying weights and start bulking out-no ones likes a skinny shit.This will begin to attract more girls and gain you some respect as you will be very strong.

Then you begin by totally rebelling against your mum,and start going out outside school with all your "friends" who drink and fight.

Start getting wasted and fighting every weekend.

If your mum says anything tell her to fuck off.

By now you're the "peculiar" kid who is fucking huge,gets wasted at weekends and fucks people up...

you now have RESPECT since you're not a total LOSER anymore...

and THE GIRLS begin to notice you.

now just carry on but obviously get on some pussy. I recommend girls at parties at first because if something goes wrong (youve never done anything with a girl) you can just blame alcohol or whatever.

Once youre confident start thinking about girlfriends and such.

BUT....



if you have a small penis this will be futile.

teh lol

....and now to roll another joint and eat a kebab.

quote:Originally posted by ultra18:





if you have a small penis this will be futile.



ooh, bad news. he's asian.

exactly...

"WHY DID THE ASIAN KID NOT GET TEH PUSSY?"

because he had teh small cock lolololollolol!!1

quote:Originally posted by ultra18:

exactly...

"WHY DID THE ASIAN KID NOT GET TEH PUSSY?"

because he had teh small cock lolololollolol!!1

My asian friend's nickname is tater-tot...

It also didn't help that when one of his female friends sat on his lap, he reacted as though she had SARS(HAHA), and kicked her off. WTF!?!?!

There's nothing wrong with you. You're not even a late bloomer. I'm sure it seems like there's a bunch of guys at your school with girlfriends and doing that sort of thing, but when you really think about it I bet you'll only be able to think of a few. The rest of them are pretending, talking a lot of bullshit, and trying their hardest to make it happen just like you.

Trust me, it will happen, you're very cute.

Cheers,

Lost

As i always say; It'll happen when it happens.

Im in my last year of uni now, has my first kiss bout youre age, and kissed a few more girls since then, but had nothing serious. Never really been on a serious date, never slept with anyone, never been out with anyone and frankly i dont care right now. When im ready for that shit, it'll happen, same with you, so dont worry bout it.

The thing is, I have this bad habit of using "big words" among other things so I come off as smart to most people when they first meet me. This isn't Asian smart either, but most people can't tell the difference and it drives others away. All of this adds up to this unintentional "smart kid" persona which makes people think I am way bigger nerd than I really am. That is the other issue which I forgot to mention.

As for "Asian smart"... Most Asians are not super intelligent like everybody thinks. You can usually tell them apart from everybody else because they measure intellect with accomplishments and they use words like responsibility a lot. They are also extremely scared of getting into trouble and they tend to hang out with other Asians or stick with their parents as much as posssible. These guys really piss me off along with the people I know who actually are super intelligent. "Smart Asians" are generally only good at math and cannot do more than basic critical thinking very well without help. I just get thrown in with them because I am also socially deprived. The main difference between me and them though, is that my mom worries more about what comes out of my head than what goes into it, and that I read cool stuff by authors like Kurt Vonnegut and Christopher Moore.

[This message has been edited by Lt_Flippy (edited 03-27-2007).]

Learn a martial art. You should be inherently good at it.

ya man chill dude one day soon youll be eating those words man, i used to say the exact same thing, i am far from a player but ive had a few gfs who bordered on obessesive, btw im 18 ull be all good

alls you gotta do is be bold and be yourself, because even if it you got some high school chick now she most likely aint gonna like you for who you are.

ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahhahahahaha virgin4life

You're kinda hot

When I was fifteen it was the EXACT same dilemma for me. Later that year I found myself in a threesome with two chicks. It just takes balls. That's it.

Some lose their virginity, I burned mine down.

When I was 14, I was the exact same way. By the time I was 15, I had already had sex.

Things have a way of changing really quickly. Hang in there.

Just go for it.

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫

One day it will all change. Find someone to give you an ego boost and go from there. Be yourself.

Go somewhere that crazy anime fangirls go.

They will see you, realize you are asian, and then from there, you will be a god in their eyes. It also helps to get a sweet fucking haircut. Then everyone will love you.

If you have patience this is a pretty fool proof plan

1) Pick a girl that looks pretty easy to get

2) start flirting with/talking to her on a regular basis in school and online

3) get her trust and get her to talk about her past relationships etc.

4) figure out what she wants from a guy by what she is saying

5) emphasize the parts of your personality that you have figured out she likes, and start becoming other ones

6) tap that bitch hard

when did you guys actually lose your virginities?? ...

mine was near christmas when i was 14...so basically 15 (my birthdays in january)