Long story short, i'm 19 and haven't gotten laid in a few months. I'm VERY horny. My coke dealer, 16, wants my cock. Should I fuck her? She's not really that hot, though she has a grrrreat ass. She's in no way a virgin, and has been around quite a bit. She's kind of annoying. However, she'd let me handcuff her to the bed and do her doggy style. So would you fuck the everloving shit out of her? No pix, sorry

depends on the girl / more details of situation

but prolly...yea...

I probably wouldn't because i dont think teh herp is worth it

Lol your coke dealer?

as long as there are no long term repercussions... yes.

pics?

I'd probably say yeah, suggest we get drunk first, get her wasted, then steal all her drugs.

Sooo a chance for for some kinky,no holds barred, no repercussions, no strings sex....

and this you have to ask totse , already?

Lol, your coke dealers 16...

For some reason when I say it it doesn't sound right.

I can honestly say I'd be edgy about trusting someone under 18 - 19 for coke. Call me paranoid, but 16 year old 'dealers' tend to be loud-mouthed morons who just like to play gangster and show off. Maybe it's just the ones I met...

Pics?

If you are one to have to have meaningless, whoreslut, casual sex, then go ahead.

I can tell you better after you send me her phone number. But don't be surprised if her sphintcer muscles fail her.

quote:Originally posted by Markalon:

But don't be surprised if her sphintcer muscles fail her.

Yeah I'd probably have a hard time too not shitting myself laughing after I saw your cock

Fucking kids

Sorry, old dude here. Just couldn't resist an opening (pun intended). Get a sense of humor.

Why not? She's not going to get attached, right?

def man, mebbe shell hook u up with some blow

Take a break from fucking her from behind to do a line of coke off her back.

If you have to ask, don't do it.

Cheers,

Lost

A 16 year old female coke dealer?

WTF?

Goddamn, how screwed up her parents must be.

Lol, you're a 19-year-old guy and you buy your coke from a 16-year-old girl.

hit it with a hefty bag. but hit it regardless.

quote:Originally posted by Lotek:

hit it with a hefty bag. but hit it regardless.

do it and steal her coke

What's with you guys and the fact that she's 16 and sells coke? Is high school not one of the best places to find drugs?

Go for it, but wear a condom.

I dare say she might have something.

Try and whore yourself out as well by getting some coke out of the deal.

Coke dealer?

You mean she works at McDonalds?

Hell no.

quote:Originally posted by Agent 008:

Coke dealer?

You mean she works at McDonalds?

Hell no.

HAY GUYS THIS DUDE JUST FUCKING WON THE INTERNET. LATER.

This thread is useless without pics.

Nevertheless, I'd definately go for it. Just make sure you wrap it before you tap it. See if you can score some comlimentary coke while you're at it.

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

A 16 year old female coke dealer?

WTF?

Goddamn, how screwed up her parents must be.

I was thinking this exact same thing. Maybe she's not a real dealer and just sorta pretends to be a dealer, I'm sure you know the type, as I don't see how a 16 year old can have the connections to properly deal coke.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

Lol, you're a 19-year-old guy and you buy your coke from a 16-year-old girl.

And this was well.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroMalarki:

Go for it, but wear a condom.

I dare say she might have something.

Try and whore yourself out as well by getting some coke out of the deal.

This is good advice. You've probably been getting ripped on the coke anyway by buying from a 16 year old(she's probably getting ripped too), now's your chance to make up the loss.

Fuck her, hard and on coke. Then post pix/vids, so that we all can live vicariously through you.

quote:Originally posted by Prometheum:

hard and on coke.

"Hard" and "on coke" aren't usually heard together.

a 16 year old who deals coke......a 16 year old girl mind you. Are you sure she isn't a coke whore. Depending on how desperate you need to get laid would depend on if you should fuck her or not.

"You're shit in bed...You pay twice the price now!"

Don't.

Do some coke then fuck the shit outta her.

http://tinyurl.com/2gd82r

Does she look like that?

Depends on what state you're in. 19 and 16 isn't legal everywhere.

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

"You're shit in bed...You pay twice the price now!"

Don't.

*spits tea all over my new monitor* . Damn you, I hope these things are waterproof or this was a very expensive laugh. Good show.

Peace

quote:Originally posted by Brady:

Depends on what state you're in. 19 and 16 isn't legal everywhere.

And cocaine isn't legal anywhere. Do you really think this is a problem in this case?

use 4 rubbers or your dick will melt.

haven't we all been with a few of those though?

Get some pics of this chick. God damn half-a-job kids these days.

you buy coke frome a 16 yr old???, wtf is wrong with you that shit is gonna get ya popped quick fast and in a hurry, I suggest you find a new dealer..pronto

I would never have sex with a 16 year old ho that sells coke.

quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:

Originally posted by Brady:

Depends on what state you're in. 19 and 16 isn't legal everywhere.

And cocaine isn't legal anywhere. Do you really think this is a problem in this case?

Yes, I do. Getting busted for coke doesn't get you on a list for the rest of your life.

quote:Originally posted by Brady:

Yes, I do. Getting busted for coke doesn't get you on a list for the rest of your life.

Good point.

quote:Originally posted by genericwittyusername:

coke dealer. 16. not really that hot. has been around quite a bit. She's kind of annoying.

Um..

*slap*



THINK!!

She'll latch onto you. She'll probably use you as a body guard and emotional tampon.



Also, do you have quite an interest in collecting rare and exotic STIs?

Negotiate that you get cheaper coke if you fuck her when she wants it.

So now its a triple win!

1) Cheaper drugs

2) Plenty of sex

3) Plenty of kinky sex too!

quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:

http://tinyurl.com/2gd82r

Does she look like that?

That is so fucking disgusting I wouldn't hit it.

quote:Originally posted by Brady:

Depends on what state you're in. 19 and 16 isn't legal everywhere.

I LAUGHED at the irony, then I saw that someone already pointed it out, but I still wanted to myself also.

HAHA!!

quote:Originally posted by pickwick:

Lol your coke dealer?

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

If you have to ask, don't do it.

Cheers,

Lost

Stop being a pussy and go get laid. If its been a few months then there should really be no question here. Especially if shes a whore coke dealer.

Btw handcuff her and leave her. Makes for lots of lulz.