For you to eat their brains when they died, would you?

yes

No.

No, because they are probably insane and I am going to have to put them down Old Yeller style.

Possibly.

This really reminds me of a Misfits song, and I cant figure out what song.

Only the brain (what about kuru?)? What about the rest of the body?

Like in "Stranger in a Strange Land"? How else to Grok yer lover in fullness?

Depends on the conditions.

Do they have a disease of the brain?

Can I cook it?

If no, and yes; than yes.

I'd deep fry them fuckers with some waffles.

brains and waffles for lunch. Hell yes.

There is no reason for eating one's brains. Blaming it on sentiments is ridiculous as well.

Besides, what if she gets her brains splattered across a street?

So no.

Yes but there is only one girl who id do that for

quote:Originally posted by ArgonPlasma2000:

There is no reason for eating one's brains. Blaming it on sentiments is ridiculous as well.

Besides, what if she gets her brains splattered across a street?

So no.

Wha'? No, 'Groking in fullness' through eating the departed?

No, i'd sell it, if i could. If not i'd burn it.

Thats how people get mad cow disease. They eat brains, turn into a cow, then die, get reborn, then are crazy for five and a half years, then go into this weird box of toys and animals. True story, at least the first sentence.

quote:Originally posted by Black Flag:

True story, at least the first sentence.

Not even that.

BSE was one of the foundational horrors of my childhood. Dunno why, since I didn't even eat beef for most of that time. But still, the grotesqueness of the effects were enough to rule out that logical objection.

...

no.

No, but not for any moral/legal reason. I simply don't like the taste of any sort of 'offal', 'lights' or 'sweet breads'.

If they had a really good reason I would. Probably not if it was just some spur-of-the-moment thing, like "hey, eat my brains when I die, k?". But if it would mean a lot to her... yeah.

Wait, no.

Wait, yes.

Hmmmmm.

I wouldn't be happy about it.

This is tricky.

If he really honestly wanted me to, then yes, I probably would.

But only if I could cook it.

Love means never having to ask, "Will you eat me?".

*chuckles*



[No way, no how.]

Lover? Shit, if it passes the health inspection, I'd throw a random stranger on the barbie. Loved ones just make it a romantic dinner...

...then again, *I* want to be eaten when I die. 'n specifically, shat in the wilderness, to rejoin the earth from which I came.

Well. If he reallly really wanted me to.. But then, who would be there to eat my brains when I die?

I'd ask them about 50 times if they were serious, and if they answer yes to all times, I'd leave them.

quote:Originally posted by CroaT:

No, i'd sell it, if i could. If not i'd burn it.

"Whatcha burrrnin'?"

"Braaaaaaains."

Jx

Hahahaha I can't believe this thread isn't locked. I was so drunk when I made this.

BTW, I'd probably eat them anyway, whether they asked me to or not, pulse pending.

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 03-26-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Hahahaha I can't believe this thread isn't locked. I was so drunk when I made this.

BTW, I'd probably eat them anyway, whether they asked me to or not, pulse pending.



Why did you think this would be locked? It raises many genuine points of interest and pushing boundaries is what &T is all about.

There are even, I believe, still a few cultures left where eating the brains of the dead is a matter of honour.

Certainly I can recall accounts of it from New Guinea in my childhood.

What can we ask a lover to do for us?

How far are we prepared to go for our love?

Yeah I would.

But then again I'm crazy, so.

Wha'? Not much fear of Kuru/Crotch-feeled Jack-off Disease? Not worried about brain-eating madness? Exthellent!

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:



What can we ask a lover to do for us?

How far are we prepared to go for our love?



Now that can be the toughest question of all...

If I truly loved them and they loved me back, if they had a really good reason for asking, and if the brain was free of any diseases, then no, I still wouldn't do it.

Hell, I'll do it anyways.

It would involve sawing through the girls skull to get to the brain so probably not. That would be so weird. If the skull was sawn open for me, then maybe. I can't say i'd enjoy sawing open my lovers skull, reaching inside, pulling out her brain and eating it.

I honestly don't know. I wouldn't have a problem doing it, if the brain tasted ok, was free from disease, was cooked, no risk attatched etc.

Hmmm...

quote:Originally posted by BloodyRevolutions:

Possibly.

This really reminds me of a Misfits song, and I cant figure out what song.

How about...Braineaters?

quote:Originally posted by rio bravo:

How about...Braineaters?

Brains for dinner, brains for lunch. Brains for breakfast, brains for brunch. Brains at every single meal, why can't we have some guts!?

Good wholesome song.

[This message has been edited by cutthroat (edited 03-26-2007).]

I would say yes but not do it.

As far as they ever knew I ate they're brain.

I'm happy, they're happy.

sometimes a lie is easier than the truth.

I think you were watching Return Of The Living Dead.

'But I don't care darling, because I love you, and you've got to let me eat your brains'

And, to stay on topic, yes i would.

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quote:Originally posted by cutthroat:

Brains for dinner, brains for lunch. Brains for breakfast, brains for brunch. Brains at every single meal, why can't we have some guts!?

Good wholesome song.





I was thinking it was Braineaters too, but thats not the one.

Say you will, then don't?

Skulls

"Hack the heads off little girls and put em' on my wall

Hack the heads off little girls and put em' on my wall

I want your skull

I need your skull

I want your skull

I need your skull"

More like Tina by the Quincy Punx:

Now that I'm blind I can finally see

It's a beautiful thing that'd happened to me

Among the living dead is where I wanna be

Let me eat your brain and I'm sure that you'll agree

Oh Tina if you really love me

You'll let me eat your brain

My life has gone now and passed away

But death is a party I'm here to say

Send more cops Come out to play

Come on little baby and I'll show you the way

Let me eat your brain

Out in the graveyard in the acid rain

I know a way that you can ease my pain

Try it once and you'll never be the same

Come on be my ghoulfriend and let me eat your brain

By the way, Mad Cow gets started alot in canniblaistic cultures.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

More like Tina by the Quincy Punx:

Now that I'm blind I can finally see

It's a beautiful thing that'd happened to me

Among the living dead is where I wanna be

Let me eat your brain and I'm sure that you'll agree

Oh Tina if you really love me

You'll let me eat your brain

My life has gone now and passed away

But death is a party I'm here to say

Send more cops Come out to play

Come on little baby and I'll show you the way

Let me eat your brain

Out in the graveyard in the acid rain

I know a way that you can ease my pain

Try it once and you'll never be the same

Come on be my ghoulfriend and let me eat your brain

Thats about the movie return of the living dead.

quote:Originally posted by -Mephisto-:

I would say yes but not do it.

As far as they ever knew I ate they're brain.

I'm happy, they're happy.

sometimes a lie is easier than the truth.

We have a winner, finally someone uses their brain instead of debating whether to eat it.

quote:Originally posted by UraniYum:

Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

More like Tina by the Quincy Punx:

Now that I'm blind I can finally see

It's a beautiful thing that'd happened to me

Among the living dead is where I wanna be

Let me eat your brain and I'm sure that you'll agree

Oh Tina if you really love me

You'll let me eat your brain

My life has gone now and passed away

But death is a party I'm here to say

Send more cops Come out to play

Come on little baby and I'll show you the way

Let me eat your brain

Out in the graveyard in the acid rain

I know a way that you can ease my pain

Try it once and you'll never be the same

Come on be my ghoulfriend and let me eat your brain

Thats about the movie return of the living dead.

We were talking about songs though.

It's an illegal request. I've already looked into it. I grew up in a funeral home and actually wanted to request that my family eat me. That I be served at the wake, but I found out that that was an illegal request - at least in the US. Freaked my mom out, though.

I'd eat her.

Cheers,

Lost

Please, please rephrase that.

"I'd eat her" doesn't usually refer to canabalism

i would eat her brain cause then id gain all of her knowledge and powers

I don't want anyone's brain, but several friends and I all agreed that, whoever died first, would give up a leg or something to be cooked and eaten by the rest of us. I'd try peoplemeat, once.

And I've not even eaten meat in years...

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

For you to eat their brains when they died, would you?

If they were being super serious and it really meant alot to them, I'd say 'yes'. I wouldnt nescessarily mean it.



..After they're dead, they arent going to know one way or another, really..

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

For you to eat their brains when they died, would you?

Only if I eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

I don't want no mad cow disease, shoot!

Maybe.

(YESYESYES!!!)

I'de say yes, but I would'nt do it.

Mmmm... Brains

Like ethical_digger I'd say yes to be nice but I couldn't and wouldn't.

If she asked me, I would say yes.

But then when she died

I wouldn't.

Brains for breakfast!, Brains for brunch!, Brains for dinner!, and Brains for lunch!

Yes, I would do it.

quote:Originally posted by LostCause:

It's an illegal request. I've already looked into it. I grew up in a funeral home and actually wanted to request that my family eat me. That I be served at the wake, but I found out that that was an illegal request - at least in the US. Freaked my mom out, though.

I'd eat her.

Cheers,

Lost

That is the funniest shit I've ever read. And I would eat a small piece upon sincere request...fuck the whole thing.

Why not. She wont be needing it, and if, as some people here have also mentioned, it was a sincere request, then I'll have comfort in the knowledge that I'll be doing something she'll be proud of.

quote:Originally posted by BloodyRevolutions:

Possibly.

This really reminds me of a Misfits song, and I cant figure out what song.

I want your skullll... I need your skullll...