Just to be forewarned, this is going to be a lengthy story. But if you're looking for the jist of it, my sister is pregnant and I'm the father.

About 2 months ago, my 16 year old little sister and me (a 18 year old male) went to a high school party together. When we got to the party, we realized it was not what we were expecting. Someone brought in a keg and a lot of the people there were drunk and there were drugs being passed around. Eventually a few of our friends came up to us with some meth and, thanks to peer pressure, both of us tried it a couple of times.

Near the end of the party both of us were very high and everything. Luckily, the one smart thing we did that day was to get a sober friend to bring us home so that we didn't hurt ourselves on the way home. Neither me nor my sister really remember the events that happneed after we got home, but the next morning we woke up cuddling with each other's naked body. Needless to say, both of us were pretty worried about it. For the next few days neither of us looked directly into each other's eyes because we were afraid of what happneed.

We decided to not dwell on it forever, and we both hoped that we didn't do anything together that night. For a while both our minds were at ease and we were able to talk and look at each other again without fear. However after a montha nd a half went by, my sister told me that she hasn't had her period yet.

A few days ago my sister and I went to the free clinic together to find out if she is prenant and they said that she is definitely pregnant. As of now, only my sister, anyone who reads this, the clinic and I know about the pregnancy..

I really need help with what to do about this situation. My parents and sister are very serious Pro-life people and we both don't know how to tell them about the pregnancy. Do you people think there is any chance that they will change their views just for us to have an abortion of this accidental child?

omg..i hope this is a joke......

thats just....awful

push her down the stairs?? just dont tell your parents about it

I lolled.

I fapped.

I've read this before somewhere. GTFO

lol

Dang, you should repost this thread in BLTC, with the title "BEWARE OF THE METH!".

Just head back to religious trolling, m'kay? You're much better at it.

quote:Originally posted by AngrySquirrel:

Just head back to religious trolling, m'kay? You're much better at it.

He does that too? Man, I thoguht HideandSeek had the monopoly. Unless it's the same guy and I just don't know about it

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I fapped.

Uncool man...

Seriously, uncool.

That being said, I feel I should end this post with a 'pwned' or 'roflmao' or something of the kind I find that the classics never fail me.

LoL

Moral of the story?

Never go to a party with your sister.

I can only think of one solution:

Have sex with your mother.

nice.

High five, man!!!

NOT EVEN ONCEx

Punch her real hard in the womb.



OH WAIT TOO LATE LOL

Pray to god, he'll help you.

If god wants you to have a child borne through incest, apparently, you're going to have one.

Caught in your own logic.

Failing that, get an abortion. Really, do you want a child that has to live through having to call his aunt "mom"?

Good. Now go back to planned parenthood.

And don't tell your parents, for Christs' sake.

quote:Originally posted by deathtojack:

Moral of the story?

Never go to a party with your sister.



Moral of the story?

Don't drink so much you forget the sex.

quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:

Just to be forewarned, this is going to be a lengthy story. But if you're looking for the jist of it, my sister is pregnant and I'm the father.

This is all I read. I can't stop laughing. I'm gonna finish reading the thread now.

Oh, Shit.

-NS

... ... ...

You're Fucked.

I think it's time for a Murder/Suicide.

I am very suspicious of this thread, but i'll assume it's true for now. It's almost believable.

First of all, who gives a fuck about the pro life views - if your parents don't know your sister is pregnant bully her into getting a fucking abortion. Seriously.

If this story is true, there are two possible outcomes. Your sister has the baby, your parents figure out who the dad is and wont speak to you again, it will get out into the public and you guys will die from humiliation.

The second outcome is that she has the abortion and feels guilty as fuck for aborting the baby, and thats about it.

It won't be pleasant either way, but if you look at the current circumstances, its a pretty nice whitewash.

Oh, and on more thing i forgot to add:

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAAAA

quote:Originally posted by JabrWockySuprFly:

I think it's time for a Murder/Suicide.

I agree

Hollyshit you are fucked for being dirty sister fucka.

Shut your fucking face, sista fucker.

You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking sister fucka.

You're a sister fucker, yes it's true.

NOBODY fucks sisters quite like you.

You fuck your sister like no one else can... (didn't feel like altering the rest of uncle fucker, from south park)

Just tell her the truth;

Incest babies come out missing arms and legs and shit.

Holy mother of satan!!! Abortion is absolutely the best way to go and that's what you get for going out with your sister. Holy fuck who does that????

http://thumbnail008.mylivepage.com/chunk8/37288/40/small_Stomach_kick1.jpg.jpg

You know your baby will be a mutoid zombie, dont you?