I feel pathetic typing this; but i'll ask anyways. Whenever i go to the club and get grinding with some hot girl i get a fucking boner. It pisses me off.

Suggestions on not getting a boner? Please..real suggestions only.

Thanks, S&A

EZ

Why the hell would you not want a boner in situations like that..

I wish I had your problem... Let's trade sex drives.

awkward? A lil' =\

Girls want guys to get a boner... it is good for the ego

Sometimes my friend and I compare who got the most

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

I wish I had your problem... Let's trade sex drives.

Ahh, this made me laugh. Tis all good.

quote:Originally posted by Ojise:

Girls want guys to get a boner... it is good for the ego

Sometimes my friend and I compare who got the most

...

Thanks for the replies. I appreciate them, greatly.

quote:Originally posted by ez:

Thanks for the replies. I appreciate them, greatly.

And apparently these chicks appreciate your boners when you grind with them...

I'd feel like a failure if a guy I was grinding with didn't have a boner..

quote:Originally posted by Khepri:

I'd feel like a failure if a guy I was grinding with didn't have a boner..

I must make a lot of girls feel like failures then...

^Nigga, you are a failure.

you're supposed to get boners when you're making out with or grinding a girl...

if you didn't, THAT would be wierd

why the fuck else would you grind? thats the fucking purpose!

-kman101

In Cancun, I got a boner just from carrying a girl (passed out) back to her room. No, I didn't fuck her. But she was moving around a bit and resisting which aided in the process.

And she was hot.

Perfectly normal for you ez.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^Nigga, you are a failure.



Still hatin'?

Well anyway, it's my dick that's failing, not me.

quote:Originally posted by blankooie:

In Cancun, I got a boner just from carrying a girl (passed out) back to her room. No, I didn't fuck her. But she was moving around a bit and resisting which aided in the process.

And she was hot.

Perfectly normal for you ez.

Yeeeaaah riiiight... Who do you think you're kidding? You totally hit that shit, don't deny it.

quote:Originally posted by blankooie:

In Cancun, I got a boner just from carrying a girl (passed out) back to her room. No, I didn't fuck her. But she was moving around a bit and resisting which aided in the process.

And she was hot.

Perfectly normal for you ez.

thanks, appreciate it. Makes me feel better. For real.

EZ

even though it's been said, i guess the more people you hear it from the better. Boners are a good thing. They're what we're after most of the time.

quote:Originally posted by gadzooks:

Nobody loves me.

Hating? Usually hating comes from jealousy. Why the fuck would I be jealous of a bitch that can't even get his dick hard?

Eh? Everything that makes a man a man, you don't fucking got. What on earth could you offer me?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Hating? Usually hating comes from jealousy. Why the fuck would I be jealous of a bitch that can't even get his dick hard?

Eh? Everything that makes a man a man, you don't fucking got. What on earth could you offer me?



Jesus christ, calm down.

quote:Originally posted by Ojise:

Girls want guys to get a boner... it is good for the ego

Sometimes my friend and I compare who got the most

pic of you to make sure your not fat???

Lol same. I was grinding this chick I liked at a dance and got a boner... We actually found it hilarous.

quote:Originally posted by Vilkacis:

Jesus christ, calm down.

You obviously don't know who CarbonB is...

Haha thanks guys, this is the funniest thread I have read in absoloutely ages hahaha!

I'm surprised nobody offered this good ole party trick:

When it happens, just punch yourself in the nuts. Hard.