Oh god I had the worst moment in my life right now.

I was talking to my gf on msn and all of a sudden she goes like... Fuck <myname>! My mom JUST FOUND A FUCKING CONDOM ON THE FLOOR! FUCK!

She walked in her room, saw it on the floor and went like "well what's this now..."

She's 16, I'm 20. Every time her mom's said stuff like "don't get pregnant", she just goes "oh mom you know I don't do that".

Still, her mom thinks I'm the perfect son in law. I've always been a neat, nice quiet kid. Always went to her mom to get my hair done. I end up dating her daughter and the whole family loves me...

But goddamnit. I can never go over again. NEVER! Also my girlfriend fucking hates me right now, for being a slow motherfucker. I can't believe I've dropped a condom on their floor...



I suppose it's stupid to ask for help, cos there ain't much to do. But... Anyone had similar experiences? :/

Misery loves company...

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

So, does being the perfect son in law these days include you not fucking their daughter?

For this mom, it does.

Also I'm 20 and she's 16. I feel quite a bit like a dirtbag.

dude...you're married and you think she still believes you guys don't have sex?

it's easier just to not deny it to your parents if they're making such blatantly knowing statements as "don't get pregnant."

Married? Hell no we ain't married, she's 16.

Oh God my gf hates me so much right now.

I wonder if this means we're gonna break up.

That's the least of your worries, that whole underage sex thing can work against you in a lot of ways.

haha damn man ya gotta watch your back better than that. Oh well man just find a new barber and a legal bitch and never talk to that family again

quote:Originally posted by B-Phaze:

Married? Hell no we ain't married, she's 16.

Oh God my gf hates me so much right now.

I wonder if this means we're gonna break up.

"son-in-law" implies "married." that's what a son-in-law is...someone who is, by law, now a part of your family.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

"son-in-law" implies "married." that's what a son-in-law is...someone who is, by law, now a part of your family.

I was wondering where you got that from, but it's often used even when people are not married (atleast here).

quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

I was wondering where you got that from, but it's often used even when people are not married (atleast here).

yeahh it's definitely supposed to mean married.

Nah, legality isn't an issue, 16 is legal here.

The fact that my gf has managed to hide the fact that she's having sex for 18 months from her mom, but now I've fucked it up and she can never look at her parents again. That's the issue.

I hope this means our relationship is over, cos I CANNOT go back to that place.

And what's the proper word then, when you're not married?

There is no special term.

Why can't you go over there?

quote:Originally posted by Aseren:

I was wondering where you got that from, but it's often used even when people are not married (atleast here).

really? weird. i've never heard it used here other other way than in the married context. hmm...learn something new every day.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

There is no special term.

Why can't you go over there?

Because her mom used to love me. How can I ever look her in the eye again? I'm over there 24/7, she probably trusts that I keep my hands off of her girl at all times and... Gah.

I just can't go there ever again.

Sooo her mom now knows that you and her daughter have been having sex ...SO FUCKING WHAT?

If you or your g/f are now feeling embarrassed or ashamed then you shouldn't have been doing in the first place.

You know, on some of our coins we have "Hon soit qui mal y pense", its a good motto.

Now go and figuratively speaking shield your girlfriend from her mother.

oh come on, her mum was saying things like "don't get pregnant". That means "we know you're having sex, but do it safely".

I actually think she really believed we weren't having sex. That's the problem.

In most cases I'd be okay with a mother knowing about me and my gf having sex but... Fuck...

I think I'm just gonna go over to them and pretend like nothing's happened.

Fuck.

Oh naivete....denial is bliss, why'd you have to ruin it?

Don't be naive. It's not a big deal.

The most that will happen is some teasing that you've earned by sloppiness.

Her family isn't religious or traditional, if I remember correctly, so I don't see an issue.

lol this reminds me of the time that my mom found a used tampon in my brothers car, they got over it.

you're twenty, your mom should know that you are having sex, hell your mom should be worried if you're twenty and NOT.

I'd say "They'll get over it", but to be accurate it sounds like you're freaking out a hell of a lot more than her mum is.

You'll get over it.

lol, y u pedo me?

Well, it' true you were having sex, she probably knows it now, but mention to her that you wear protection because you care about her and her well being but you still want to show how much you love the girl. Just be truthful with it, you could just be paranoid and she'll be a lot less mad than you think.

Was it a used or an unused condom? If unused you could say a friend gave it to you as a joke and it just fell out of your jacket or whatever. But still that's just lying even more. I say you go with my first advise.

Good luck, and if you break up with her just because of the embarassment, what did that prove? That you were even worse than her mom thought you were to begin with.

ok

build up the guts. both of you. go to her parents and just be like we thought it was time. dont be a bitch out of it. if your honest instead of trying to hide it anymore they might actually respect you more for being honest about the hole thing

Lawl, hopeless cases always make the funniest threads.

My girlfriends dad walked in on us naked... He left right away. Then her mom took her to start birth control. Parents did it too, they will understand.

Since then they have seen a few condoms too, they just ignore it. They won't like it, but they will understand it.

Haha... Well here's what happened.

My gf has convinced her mom that some guys put the condom in my jacket on poker night, as a joke. It fell out of the jacket and yeah... That's basically the story.

My gf actually cut the condom with a pair of scissors, put it in the trash so that her mom would see it.

What the hell is up with that...

Seriously, I think her crazy mom believes in it. Jesus...

Sometimes people accept excuses and glaze over things. It makes things easier than dealing with some harsh truths.

Parents do this more often than most.

Her mother knew she had a 20 year old boyfriend and just assumed you guys weren't having sex?

That is beyond naive, she needed a wakeup call anyway.

Although I see how that is little consolation to you. At least you seem to have got away with it lol...

There is no way her mom didn't know that you two were banging. If she seriously thought that you weren't after 18 months, she's fucking retarded.

It was just a condom, and your girlfriend is an idiot if she's mad at you for something like this. Her mom will get over it too.

Edit - I just read your post about your girlfriend lying to her mom. If her mom believed that, she is officially retarded now. And you guys are acting pretty immature. How do you think you're ready to be having sex if you can't even talk about it? Seriously...

[This message has been edited by Sick_Boy (edited 03-25-2007).]

Don't even think it's that bad. This one time, I left a dildo on my bed, and my mum MUST have seen it, because she went in there.

Nothing was said, but just knowing she'd seen that.. you know. I was brought up in a very liberal environment, but I still feel awkward discussing sex stuff.. just my nature.

Condoms are one thing, they go on for safe sex.

A massive dildo on my bed, and people will know I've been ramming that thing up my cunny, and maybe using it on others! It's quite icky to think about.

I don't think a little rubber baggy is that bad! :P

How the fuck did she miss a used condom on her own bedroom floor. You're not the one who's dumb as hell.

Why don't you stop being a pussy ass bitch and tell her mom that you both really like each other (fuck, maybe even throw love in there), and your taking your relationship to a new level. There going to find out eventually (if they don't already know). Its not even a big deal anyways.

You'r a fucking idiot. Why can you never go over again? Because you're a pussy that is scared that her mother knows you fuck. Why are you scared of that, you fucking scaredy cat? Quit being a penis.

get your self looking nice and go talk with her parents. tell them its just a thing and you were trying to be safe and yatta yatta.

Dont just sit around and dick out.

quote:Originally posted by B-Phaze:

But... Anyone had similar experiences? :/

Misery loves company...



my dog pulled a condom wrapper (damn those flavored condoms!) out of the trash and left it right in the doorway outside of my room.

Your girlfriend isn't worth it if she dumps you.

quote:Originally posted by B-Phaze:

But goddamnit. I can never go over again. NEVER! Also my girlfriend fucking hates me right now, for being a slow motherfucker. I can't believe I've dropped a condom on their floor...

quote:Originally posted by B-Phaze:

Married? Hell no we ain't married, she's 16.

Oh God my gf hates me so much right now.

I wonder if this means we're gonna break up.

Ok, you're both stupid.

She can't just blame you, it's her fault the condom was there just as much as you.

She's also legal and I doubt the mum cares too much. Probably more so that she said "just don't get pregnant" and the daughter lied to her saying she wasn't even having sex. Your girlfriends thick as pig shit.

If she 'hates' you over it or will finish with you over it then she's obviously not as mature as she thinks. And if she's going to get this sensitive over a pissing condom she shouldn't be having sex in the first place. Unless her mum's a nasty old cow, but you've given the impression she's more bothered that you're careful than having sex.

At least she know's you have the sense to use protection.

Which means you could be a lot stupider, but your not, so that's good.

For chrissakes get better aim! Is it so much to ask that you put the fucking condom in the goddamned trash can? My boyfriend has done that to me and it boggles the mind. I mean, do you just go about tossing used condoms about your room? Have some freaking respect for ones personal hygiene and you wouldn't've gotten yourself into such an embarrassing situation.

Cheers,

Lost

You are 20, and you don't realize that after 18 months her mom is going to know you have been fucking? She knows her daughter is fucking you, that's why she says "Don't get pregnant". If anything, her mother is probably very relieved you are using condoms.

Now why don't you all just forget it ever happened, because it's not like anybody found out something they didn't know.

Haha come on...I've had girlfriends mothers walk in on me with them in the shower, naked in bed, etc. Suck it up, she probably knows you fuck her anyway, hence telling her daughter not to get pregnant. If she thought you guys didn't fuck, she'd not have felt the need to say that.

Hey I know it's incredibly stupid to hide this the way we do... But for some reason it's so friggen important for my girl to keep her mom thinking she'll remain a virgin until the time is right.

Apparently that age is 17 in her mind. Yeah it's immature but that's just how it is.

Oh and we haven't been together for 18 months, she had a bf before me. We've been together for 6 months...

And yes her mom is really naive and probably just believes in it to cope with reality.

Anyways, we're over this and uhm... Yeah. Thanks for the help or whatever you call it guys.

Shouldn't be too long before I bring up another problem.

sorry man, but it sounds like you're a bitch