k, im 15, ill be going to new york city with friends next week, i know a 26 year old in the area. ive got a pretty good friend relationship with her.

how do i go about getting her to my hotel room an fucking here. during my spring break trip

Alcohol.

I very much doubt a 26 year old woman would sleep with a 15 year old boy, even if it IS spring break. Which she doesn't have anyway, because she's older than that.

quote:Originally posted by CDAWG:

k, im 15, ill be going to new york city with friends next week, i know a 26 year old in the area. ive got a pretty good friend relationship with her.

how do i go about getting her to my hotel room an fucking here. during my spring break trip

i would suggest a mixture of furious masturbation and prayer.

the very fact you actually think you can you stand a chance in hell amuses me.

[This message has been edited by clockwork_genius (edited 03-24-2007).]

According to the majority on this place, threat her like SHIT.

I highly doubt any decent looking 26-year-old women would have sex with a 15-year-old. I hate to burst your bubble, but it's most likely not going to happen. You're wasting your time even thinking about it. Try somebody your own age. If you're good looking enough to even be considered by a 26-year-old, assuming she's nice looking, you should be able to get someone at least 18 and have fun with them.

Give her a paperbag?

quote:Originally posted by DesertRebel:

Give her a paperbag?

I lul'd.

walk around with your shirt off and keep your voice breaking to a minimum

quote:I highly doubt any decent looking 26-year-old women would have sex with a 15-year-old.

Unless she happens to be a crazy school teacher. Otherwise, no she won't unless she is hideous and desperate.

quote:Originally posted by CDAWG:

k, im 15,

Stopped reading here.

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Stopped reading here.



CHECK AND MATE!!

Theres no way bro...

My friend, judging from your posts I'd frankly have to doubt your...um... uh...desirability. Im 18 and there is one 26 year old I know that I deeply care for and of course would love to fuck her brains out. Unfortunately man, that most likely wont be the case. And as for you? Prayer and absolute luck are your best friends.

Only chance you have is to her so drunk that she wont even know whats going on.

Then make an advance, she wont stop you.

Well youre black. So hypothetically speaking you automatically have a 10 inch dick. Whip it out and drip it in her lap and tell her to suck.

ruffies in some strong alcohol, then hit that shit when shes unconscious.

well... I managed it at 18... though there was no illegality there so it wasn't such a big thing... Good luck?

Try again in five years, as a 20 year old, it is possible.. you by that time should have matured into your looks, voice and charm.

Happened to me not that long ago.

quote:getting pussy

This.

Is why you will not succeed.

Jx

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

I very much doubt a 26 year old woman would sleep with a 15 year old boy, even if it IS spring break. Which she doesn't have anyway, because she's older than that.

You don't know some of the girls I do...

When I was in my mid-late teens, I was in a relationship with a fuckin' bitch in her mid 20s. Despite the age difference, I was the more mature of the two of us. Was a mistake I learned from, that one...

It very much depends on the girl, and pretty much anything else. Theres no way to tell you how to get into her panties, but it doesnt mean you wont.

I fucked a 24 year old and i'm 19- I thought that was doin pretty good for myself...

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

I highly doubt any decent looking 26-year-old women would have sex with a 15-year-old. I hate to burst your bubble, but it's most likely not going to happen. You're wasting your time even thinking about it. Try somebody your own age. If you're good looking enough to even be considered by a 26-year-old, assuming she's nice looking, you should be able to get someone at least 18 and have fun with them.

Holy shit you're alive.

Stephan?

quote:Originally posted by jvm222:

Well youre black. So hypothetically speaking you automatically have a 10 inch dick. Whip it out and drip it in her lap and tell her to suck.

Everyone knows niggers say that about their dicks "10 inches" well niggers are dumbasses so, well they probably hold the rulers on the centimeter side.

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quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Stopped reading here.

im a 24 year old man, whos 25 year old pal fucked a 15 year old awhile back.

he was the focal point of scorn the entire time.

i think you have near zero chance, but theres no harm in trying.

just remember, no matter how cool you act, how you dress etc, to her youre a kid. thats because you are a kid.

but if you have this kinda balls, why arent you thuggin out girls your own age? my god, it would seem to me youd be cleaning up.

You're disgusting.

I'll pray that she gets mad and tells your parents who then force you into a fundamentalist Christian boarding school for troubled kids. Then you become a good Christian and abstain until marriage.

Try chloroform.

The only way you're going to get pussy is going down to an animal shelter.

quote:Originally posted by veeDuB:

The only way you're going to get pussy is going down to an animal shelter.

lulz git it pussy...& pussy...

*sigh*

quote:Originally posted by veeDuB:

The only way you're going to get pussy is going down to an animal shelter.

For a moment there, I thought you meant breaking into the animal shelter and raping the kittens.

i sometimes wish i got pussy from a older girl i jus havent really tried it though

but if you can o it then it must be possible

quote:Originally posted by CDAWG:

k, im 15, ill be going to new york city with friends next week, i know a 26 year old in the area. ive got a pretty good friend relationship with her.

how do i go about getting her to my hotel room an fucking here. during my spring break trip

I guess the best way is to walk up to her, look her in the eye, and say "Hey baby - how about coming up to my hotel room for a quick fuck? It is my spring break and all, and puberty is a pretty kewl thing..."

When she stops laughing, she may say yes, just to see what you would actually do. She probably figures your a virgin, and sex could involve a bit of kissing, a bit of groping, and 5 minutes of fururious pumping before actually getting it in the hole, followed by 2 more pumps and a teeny tiny spurt.

She would probably think it was cute.....

Hell, she may even take a few pics, just to have a giggle about with her friends.

But first of all, you have to man up and ask her. I bet you haven't even got the balls to do that.....

1)Buy chloroform

2)Apply on a cloth

3)Ask her nicely "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"

4)proceed to cover her mouth and nose with it

5)Condom.. lube.. you should know what to do from here.

This thread is fucking ridiculous. I've been in this situation and am 2 years older than the OP and I know I have no chance (I'd wager I'm better looking too.) If you want to go for an older woman, go for a 36 year old, their biological clocks are ticking. An attractive 26 year old female can have anyone she wants, why would she go for a virgin or someone who practically is one compared to her?