HA! You know after you've dated someone for a while, and you can get sex + all the other goodies so easily? And then you two break up, you go through that post-break up relationship, where you can still get sex, but it's harder, and then you guys fight all the time. And then finally you get over her, and want to have nothing to do with her, so you start going out partying with your buddies. Then at the start, you don't find yourself as smooth with the things you say to the opposite sex, and then after you think "shit, I could've handled that better". And after a couple months of this, finally everything goes right, and you hook up with a random.

Well, that happened tonight, and I just got one thing to say... I'm back in bitches!

ummm...congrats.

it's going to suck when I'm at where you're at now.

...why would that suck?