So in about 3 weeks i get to visit my girlfriend for a week. And today i found out that i might get to go back about 4 days earlier than i thought, which means i get to surprise her at school.

Yay!

oh and for the sake of making this a topic, anybody have good ideas for the surprise?

quote:Originally posted by uncoiledspaghetti:

anybody have good ideas for the surprise?

Dick+ass

quote:Originally posted by acronym:

Dick+ass

no no, that's a couple hours later once she's out of school and we go back to her house.

quote:Originally posted by uncoiledspaghetti:

no no, that's a couple hours later once she's out of school and we go back to her house.

k, well thats all i got. Consult me when you need some real informationn.

Have flowers sent to her school while she's in class so she feels special.

quote:Originally posted by acronym:

k, well thats all i got. Consult me when you need some real informationn.

yeah well i really just made this thread to exclaim my stokedness to totse, i just felt i should throw in a question so it wouldn't get instantly deleted.

although now it probably will be.

oh well

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Have flowers sent to her school while she's in class so she feels special.

wow, with such an original idea you could have any girl in the world kissing your feet.

quote:Originally posted by acronym:

wow, with such an original idea you could have any girl in the world kissing your feet.

acronym, i think i'm in love with you.

quote:Originally posted by acronym:

wow, with such an original idea you could have any girl in the world kissing your feet.

I think I'd know what my gender likes. FUCKING CUNT

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

I think Id know what my gender likes. FUCKING CUNT



Fuck off you babbling twat, I bet you are the most busted bitch ever to set foot on this earth. Just because it takes NOTHING to swoon your fugly ass doesnt mean actual ATTRACTIVE girls are the same.

YOU --------> http://preview.tinyurl.com/2khkav

quote:Originally posted by acronym:



Fuck off you babbling twat, I bet you are the most busted bitch ever to set foot on this earth. Just because it takes NOTHING to swoon your fugly ass doesnt mean actual ATTRACTIVE girls are the same.

YOU --------> http://preview.tinyurl.com/2khkav

excessively harsh but damn funny

quote:Originally posted by acronym:



Fuck off you babbling twat, I bet you are the most busted bitch ever to set foot on this earth. Just because it takes NOTHING to swoon your fugly ass doesnt mean actual ATTRACTIVE girls are the same.

YOU --------> http://preview.tinyurl.com/2khkav

pwnt.

Hey. Azalie is pretty. She used to be on my MSN list I think.

quote:Originally posted by uncoiledspaghetti:

i found out that i might get to go back about 4 days earlier than i thought, which means i get to surprise her at school.

Lulz, anyone see a "I CAUGHT MY GF CHEATING!!!" thread here soon?

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

Hey. Azalie is pretty. She used to be on my MSN list I think.

Take it easy there killer, remember you cant actually loose your virginity THROUGH the internet. Stop sucking up to that gnarly bitch (besides she would probably bite off your tiny wee wee thinking it was a fucking slim jim.)

You could be surprised to find her saying "See ya soon" to her fuck on the side.

Ya never know.

quote:Originally posted by acronym:



Fuck off you babbling twat, I bet you are the most busted bitch ever to set foot on this earth. Just because it takes NOTHING to swoon your fugly ass doesnt mean actual ATTRACTIVE girls are the same.

YOU --------> http://preview.tinyurl.com/2khkav

What is that? Some kind of retarded insecurity problem you have around women? I can't help it if your oblivious to how to treat women, this is your own problem.

Edit: I'm on ajare, queer.

[This message has been edited by azalie (edited 03-24-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

What is that? Some kind of retarded insecurity problem you have around women? I cant help it if your oblivious to how to treat women, this is your own problem.

Edit: I'm on ajare, queer.



You're a typical sub-par looking asian chick and your nose looks fat and strange where it connects to your face. You over-style your hair to compensate for what your face fails to deliver and wear goofy necklaces to -set you apart-. And I don't know where you got the idea to say I don't know how to treat women because I offered no evidence for such a claim except I see that I hurt your feelings. So stop calling me a queer and get some real insults before I break a fist off inside your demented looking geisha-mug.

quote:Originally posted by acronym:

You're a typical sub-par looking asian chick and your nose looks fat and strange where it connects to your face. You over-style your hair to compensate for what your face fails to deliver and wear goofy necklaces to -set you apart-. And I don't know where you got the idea to say I don't know how to treat women because I offered no evidence for such a claim except I see that I hurt your feelings. So stop calling me a queer and get some real insults before I break a fist off inside your demented looking geisha-mug.

Do I look like the kind of idiot who likes arguing over the goddamn internet? Get some real hobbies you racist, pre-pubescent Nazi.

quote:Originally posted by azalie:

Do I look like the kind of idiot who likes arguing over the goddamn internet? Get some real hobbies you racist, pre-pubescent Nazi.

Haha he owned you bitch.

Lay off of her, goddamn. Girls like flowers, whether it's an original idea or not.

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

You could be surprised to find her saying "See ya soon" to her fuck on the side.

Ya never know.

that's true, i could... i'm not worried, yall need to learn to trust people.

try to surprise her when she's with her new boyfriend.

quote:Originally posted by Lysol:

Lulz, anyone see a "I CAUGHT MY GF CHEATING!!!" thread here soon?



I'm waiting for that one

Guns don't kill people, boyfriends who surprise their girlfriends at school do.

i hate totse.

quote:Originally posted by uncoiledspaghetti:

i hate totse.

Dude, this is the home of the most hardcore bitter motherfuckers on the internet.

quote:Originally posted by Rocko:

Dude, this is the home of the most hardcore bitter motherfuckers on the internet.

That's a hardcore statement man. Hardcore.

[This message has been edited by azalie (edited 03-24-2007).]

uncoiledspaghetti's first post was with the open mouth happy face, his last post is now with the red angry face.....

kinda funny how totse can change someones mood in such a short period of time....

um, you could disguise yourself with at hat and sunglasses or something and the "accidentally" bump into her in the hallway or something

To suprise her after you see her and later on in the bedroom start hitting it doggy then spit on her back and when she turns around bust in her face. What a suprise!

quote:Originally posted by nexota:

um, you could disguise yourself with at hat and sunglasses or something and the "accidentally" bump into her in the hallway or something

yeahh that would be good.

sadly, i found out today that she leaves for camp the day i'd get there, and doesnt get back until the day i would have otherwise gotten there.

oh my...

quote:Originally posted by acronym:

You're a typical sub-par looking asian chick and your nose looks fat and strange where it connects to your face. You over-style your hair to compensate for what your face fails to deliver and wear goofy necklaces to -set you apart-. And I don't know where you got the idea to say I don't know how to treat women because I offered no evidence for such a claim except I see that I hurt your feelings. So stop calling me a queer and get some real insults before I break a fist off inside your demented looking geisha-mug.

:O just :O your my hero. Teach me to be an intelligent asshole lol.

quote:Originally posted by acronym:

Fuck off you babbling twat, I bet you are the most busted bitch ever to set foot on this earth. Just because it takes NOTHING to swoon your fugly ass doesnt mean actual ATTRACTIVE girls are the same.

YOU --------> http://preview.tinyurl.com/2khkav





quote:Originally posted by acronym:

Youre a typical sub-par looking asian chick and your nose looks fat and strange where it connects to your face. You over-style your hair to compensate for what your face fails to deliver and wear goofy necklaces to -set you apart-. And I dont know where you got the idea to say I dont know how to treat women because I offered no evidence for such a claim except I see that I hurt your feelings. So stop calling me a queer and get some real insults before I break a fist off inside your demented looking geisha-mug.



double pwn.

quote:Originally posted by uncoiledspaghetti:

acronym, i think i'm in love with you.

Might as well go ahead and get some bullets and a ski mask...