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Old 2007-03-23, 01:29
Chronos139 Chronos139 is offline
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Default May I have this dance?

SO i'm talking to this girl, we've been flirty with eachother for a while. So today I ask her what she's foing Friday night. She says she feels like dancing. So I say I'll take her out dancing if she promises me the last dance of the night, which, of course, is always the slow ones. She didn't hesitate either, I said it and her answer was immediately "Sure!". So is she accepting my advances...or..
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Old 2007-03-23, 01:30
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Actually, dancing to a more up-beat song is better, cause you get to rub your dick all over her. Aim for that.
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Old 2007-03-23, 01:31
GorgoN GorgoN is offline
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its a window of oppurtunity bro,

you have a chance, take it
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Old 2007-03-23, 01:51
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quote:Originally posted by SlapinFoFun:

Actually, dancing to a more up-beat song is better, cause you get to rub your dick all over her. Aim for that.

Yeah I got some beans and a 3/4 coke.

But the last dance is where you can ask her if she wants some protein shake for breakfast.

[This message has been edited by Chronos139 (edited 03-23-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-27, 23:25
Chronos139 Chronos139 is offline
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So apparently when a girl says she wants you to dance with her it does mean your advances work. Great success.
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Old 2007-03-27, 23:33
oc6 oc6 is offline
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You're taking her out to dance with other people. Strange.
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Old 2007-03-28, 01:16
Chronos139 Chronos139 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by oc6:

You're taking her out to dance with other people. Strange.

Yeah. It's this new concept called a night club.
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Old 2007-03-28, 01:25
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quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

Yeah. It's this new concept called a night club.

I dont think you quite understand that concept. Aside from the fact that it means you'll be paying for her drinks all night, you're still supposed to be the one dancing with her, at least 1/4th of the time.
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Old 2007-03-28, 01:29
Chronos139 Chronos139 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I dont think you quite understand that concept. Aside from the fact that it means you'll be paying for her drinks all night, you're still supposed to be the one dancing with her, at least 1/4th of the time.



this was last friday and she was in my arms alll night. I even offered her my coat when we went out for cigarettes.
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Old 2007-03-28, 01:31
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quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

Yeah I got some beans and a 3/4 coke.

But the last dance is where you can ask her if she wants some protein shake for breakfast.



quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I dont think you quite understand that concept. Aside from the fact that it means you'll be paying for her drinks all night, you're still supposed to be the one dancing with her, at least 1/4th of the time.

I keep looking at all these numbers and thinking of drugs... BLTC you have mindwashed me... oh wait, i think the first one is referencing cocaine. nevermind.
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Old 2007-03-28, 01:35
Chronos139 Chronos139 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by -metalhead-:

I keep looking at all these numbers and thinking of drugs... BLTC you have mindwashed me... oh wait, i think the first one is referencing cocaine. nevermind.

Yup. It was. And beans means "bennies" or you know, trucker candy.
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Old 2007-03-28, 01:39
woopsueypigs77 woopsueypigs77 is offline
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No she doesn't want to maintain anymore contact with you.
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Old 2007-03-28, 02:42
Chronos139 Chronos139 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by woopsueypigs77:

No she doesn't want to maintain anymore contact with you.

Huh?
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Old 2007-03-28, 03:51
Cloaked Dagger Cloaked Dagger is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

Yup. It was. And beans means "bennies" or you know, trucker candy.

Down here "bean" means ecstasy.
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Old 2007-03-28, 03:53
Chronos139 Chronos139 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:

Originally posted by Chronos139:

Yup. It was. And beans means "bennies" or you know, trucker candy.

Down here "bean" means ecstasy.

Interesting. Though that was probably jangling around in my pockets too.
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Old 2007-03-28, 04:58
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quote:Originally posted by Chronos139:

Yeah. It's this new concept called a night club.

I remember going to night clubs on dates. You went with your date. You danced with your date.

I just don't understand the point of it otherwise. Except that you'll be taking her home after she had a great time dancing with other people...and you're paying...(?)

Is that how people date today?
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Old 2007-03-28, 05:38
Chronos139 Chronos139 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by oc6:

I remember going to night clubs on dates. You went with your date. You danced with your date.

I just don't understand the point of it otherwise. Except that you'll be taking her home after she had a great time dancing with other people...and you're paying...(?)

Is that how people date today?



That's what I did. But apparently the rules dictate now that you don't get the last dance unless she really, really likes you. So that's why I was after the last slow songs. Plus I wanted to stick my tongue down her throat.
 
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