Hello.

What would you do, if you went to your boyfriend/girlfriend's house and had to take a dump, but the poop got stuck and wouldn't flush down?

Lawl. The fudge gods have frowned on you my son.

lulz..this reminded me of that movie dumb and dumber.

But seriously, do what you can do avoid this, hold it in or poop in their backyard. Taking a fat shit in their toilet is bad enough but clogging their toilet. Hilarious

Rule #53:

NEVER shit in your girlfriend's toilet.

Sometimes it better to shit in small qualities and use multiple flushes.

Thing is, there is always an incetnive to use a little more paper just to make sure when your around a hottie. It's natural, but just like swelling in an injury, you can overcompensate, and possibly die.

Had this happen one time...not with a gf/bf, but a really high friend. Handed him a coat hanger and told him to go at it.

In this case, use the plunger to chop up your massive dookie.

If you have to voyage out of the bathroom for the plunger, then your world may just be crashing down around you.

quote:Originally posted by graphite:

Handed him a coat hanger and told him to go at it.

That's probably what I'd do had I been in your situation, regardless of the other party.

quote:Originally posted by graphite:

Had this happen one time...not with a gf/bf, but a really high friend. Handed him a coat hanger and told him to go at it.

I don't know whether to laugh or throw up a little.

Ask her her opinion on it. You might have found a new fetish.

quote:Originally posted by graphite:

Handed him a coat hanger and told him to go at it.

Thats what the girlfriend is for.

turn the tap on hot and try melting the shit into liquid.

quote:Originally posted by The Rudeboy:

Rule #53:

NEVER shit in your girlfriend's toilet.

Rule #42:

Theres Porn of it, NO exceptions

quote:Originally posted by CBUM:

turn the tap on hot and try melting the shit into liquid.

or it'll just add more water to the already clogged toilet and make the shit smell even worse as it heats and then looks like diarreah(i cant spell) so ya depends on whats cloggin it hahaha

I take fat shits in my G/F's toilet all the time and then tell her about it. Ive even taken pics with my camera to show her especially big shits like a fucking trophy. Be proud of it man. She even busts in on me takin an S thinking its funny. But then again we have been together for a while and we've seen it all from each other, we know each others boodily functions like the back of mym fucking cock.

quote:Originally posted by shiva:

Rule #42:

Theres Porn of it, NO exceptions



LOL, 4chan/anonymous wins!

are you an opiate addict by chance?

quote:Originally posted by shiva:

Rule #23:

If it exists, theres Porn of it.



Fix'd =D

quote:Originally posted by The Rudeboy:

Rule #53:

NEVER shit in your girlfriend's toilet.

I broke this rule once. Big mistake...

I went into MacGuyver mode and had to figure out what limited items in the tiny bathroom could be used to cover the smell and air everything out. I had to gather all my knowledge of chemistry and put it to use in those 5 minutes I spent in there. I also had to make a life-threatening decision of when to "open" the door to let it air out while simultaneously pretending I wasn't done yet and give the smell time to waft out.

And then you have to pray to all gods of all faiths that her or her roommates donn't decide to jump in there *right* after you've used it, because saying "I wouldn't go in there!" is not a valid option in a house of females.

Yes, survival tactics in female territory is something every male should get used to as much as possible, as soon as possible.

Use the brush, break its back, flush.

Problem solved.

Even worse if theres no plunger around, or its in the other bathroom O_O

quote:Originally posted by Bates23:

Fix'd =D

Fail, depending on the site

There's a specifically placed metal rod in our bathroom for just the occasion. Works wonders