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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-03-22, 21:22
Lobo Lobo is offline
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Default I need some assitance.

Myself and this girl hooked up. She wants to come over my house to fuck on monday basically. In my house my sister is in there all day because she is a recovering cancer patient and on top of that might be babysitting my 6 year old sister. My cousin who's 30 might lend me his apartment, but thats a maybe.

She also wants me to cut school but i go to an alternative school so if i cut, They'll call my parents and make sure they speak with someone.

A few weeks ago when i was in my regular school and when my sister was still in the hopstal this would be so easy. But now its kind of difficult. Does anyone have any suggestions?
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Old 2007-03-22, 21:27
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

Just wait till after school, buddy. As long as you're not babysitting, it shouldn't be too hard. If I had a guy over, my siblings knew not to come in my room. I doubt your sister wants to walk in on that, she'll probably just leave you alone.
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Old 2007-03-22, 21:34
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

quote:Myself and this girl hooked up

A girl and I hooked up.

quote:She wants to come over my house to fuck on monday basically

She basically wants to come over to my house to fuck on Monday.

quote:In my house my sister is in there all day because she is a recovering cancer patient and on top of that might be babysitting my 6 year old sister.

My sister is in my house all day because she is a recovering cancer patient, and on top of that she might be babysitting my six year old sister.

quote:My cousin who's 30 might lend me his apartment, but thats a maybe.

My thirty year-old cousin might lend me his apartment, but that is only a maybe.

quote:She also wants me to cut school but i go to an alternative school so if i cut, They'll call my parents and make sure they speak with someone.

In addition, she also wants me to cut school. Since I go to an alternative school they will call my parents, and make sure they speak with someone if I cut class.

quote:A few weeks ago when i was in my regular school and when my sister was still in the hopstal this would be so easy.

This would have been easier if it was a few weeks ago when I was in regular school, and my sister was still in the hopsital.

quote:But now its kind of difficult

Now it is kind of difficult.

quote:Does anyone have any suggestions?

I suggest you learn proper grammar.



[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 03-22-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-22, 21:38
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

I suggest you learn proper grammar.





I snickered.
 #5 
Old 2007-03-22, 21:42
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

There a billion people with way worse grammar/spelling on totse. I don't see why you're picking on him, his post was easy enough to understand...
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Old 2007-03-22, 21:44
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

I suggest you learn proper grammar.







that whole post was brilliant.

::agronox::
 #7 
Old 2007-03-22, 21:50
Lobo Lobo is offline
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

Ok i'll pick up the grammar bible after i finish getting laid. Now is there any more suggestions?
 #8 
Old 2007-03-22, 23:36
fat_people_suck fat_people_suck is offline
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

take her to the park...thats where I took my hoes
 #9 
Old 2007-03-23, 00:08
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

You might be way too horny for your poor, wee brain to be all grammatical, like?

I think a good lay (good luck on a good one) & some of that thar 'hopsital' that Rizzo talked about? Is hopsital as good as beer with hops in it? What is hopsital anyways?
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Old 2007-03-23, 14:31
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

There a billion people with way worse grammar/spelling on totse. I don't see why you're picking on him, his post was easy enough to understand...

The first sentence just really annoyed me, but as soon as I saw the rest of his sentences had at least one grammatical error, I decided to do them all.
 #11 
Old 2007-03-23, 14:34
Khepri Khepri is offline
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

The first sentence just really annoyed me, but as soon as I saw the rest of his sentences had at least one grammatical error, I decided to do them all.

It made me smile.
 #12 
Old 2007-03-23, 15:10
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

What the hell is an "alternative" school?

If the staff at school are really that strict, what happened with pretending to be sick in the morning and staying away from school "officially"?

Then again, why can't you just do it in her house? Why not ask her to come to your school, take a key and do it in a locked classroom? What about taking her to your room and locking the door? You could also rent a room for the day.

C'mon, you've got so many options.
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Old 2007-03-23, 15:15
oc6 oc6 is offline
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

You might be way too horny for your poor, wee brain to be all grammatical, like?

I think a good lay (good luck on a good one) & some of that thar 'hopsital' that Rizzo talked about? Is hopsital as good as beer with hops in it? What is hopsital anyways?

 #14 
Old 2007-03-23, 15:40
Veritas Aequitas Veritas Aequitas is offline
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

I suggest you learn proper grammar.



Thank you.
 #15 
Old 2007-03-23, 15:43
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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Default Re: I need some assitance.

That a wolf can even use a keyboard, let alone have to worry about grammar, is amazin' all by itself!
 
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