I go uptown every Saturday, it’s a ritualistic thing I do to destroy the pressure from the week

But that has nothing to do with anything

Having no friends after the loss of a girlfriend (she was a goody goody and I was a loser) I did the deep dive into the friends barrel to see if anyone would come uptown with me (being pathetic I begged and it didn’t work) I only got one person ..

She’s my ex’s best friend they have known each other since grade three she moved out of town a while back and has moved back in its her birthday soon , I got her an early present (that I gave to my ex to give to her a week ago today, the last time I spoke or saw my ex and hopefully it stays that way) Midori and Malibu she likes to drink.

The plan is we go to the pub and drink beer until the clubs open and then we go there and then there’s some question marks and then I profit?

I want to do her! I have wanted to do her since me and the ex where going out I considered dating her before my ex she’s a cool girl fun and best of all she THIRSTS AFTER COCK she watches porn to see penis

I have horny goat weed and condoms in preparation =P

Can you give me some tips about appearance? What to do? And tips would help?

EDIT: (i dont want to post again) shes on her V plates she has yet to taste cock to my knowledge but i was banging her best friend so i'd now unless its happened int eh last month



[This message has been edited by GorgoN (edited 03-21-2007).]

If she's so nympho, why waste money going to pubs and clubs? Just hang out at your place, get drunk there, fuck, thrust and repeat.

quote:Originally posted by GorgoN:

shes on her V plates

As in VD?

Quite possible she did live in a town with large miners that need large miner sex

How come she's such a cock fiend but she's still a virgin?

Anyways... if she is going out with you in the first place, there could be some other agenda (seeing as she is your ex's friend).

Be careful. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't hit it. Hit it like Muhammad Ali hit Sonny Banks.

One two separate occasions I have seen her watch porn and SCREAM at the screen because there isn't any penis and its all focused on the woman, thats what I base my allegations on (she also left town to try and get a miner boyfriend )

I have thought of the possibility of a hidden agenda but what? to find out information? I'm going to tell her I fucked my ex ex (the one before the latest)and I'm going to urinate in public just so she''ll have some stories to tell my ex

I'm also getting her to teach me to roll cigarettes (I already know how but y'know)and to dance because I "don't know how"

(not that anyone cares this thread is dead)

messaged her today

"hey, you still up for tommorrow? or are you going to pussy out? "

She replied we set up a plan she didnt ditch me!

now all i have to worry about is her intentions, i hope they are bad



[This message has been edited by GorgoN (edited 03-23-2007).]

we went to the pub

"we should walk to town"

"are you serious?"

"i think we could"

"are you serious?"

so we got a six pack of rum and coke and walked to town only stopping for her to pop a squat it took and hour and the conversation geuinly was nothing

in the end she was so boring i fell asleep in a chair

no sex

and now i'm going uptown with her this weekend for my birthday i posted a BLTC thread =p