Yeah, so a girl I mentioned in one of my earlier threads, thought the date went well so I decided to go for it. It was pretty creative with how I asked too. Since we talked about how she didnt think you could make brownies from scratch. So I baked a batch of brownies and with chocolate chips spelled "will u(had to spell like that to save room) go out with me?" Her answer was "Ive got alot of stuff going on now so I just want to be friends" or somethin along those lines. I wasnt pissed,upset,angry or anything....I was in a really good mood, I didnt care....she wants to remain friends I probably wont. Its all good though.

Now my advice is for all of you too pussy to make a move or 'go for it', well suck it up and do, who cares if you get rejected, it feels alot better if you do it anyway. And maybe someday youll get a yes and all will be good.

its a win win, cause you gots brownies too thats fuckin sweet!

quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:

its a win win, cause you gots brownies too thats fuckin sweet!

Yah, QFT, forget the girl, you got BROWNIES now!

yeah she's got a lot of stuff going on involving guys who don't spell out pussy messages in their brownies

you went wrong from the beginning by even stepping foot in the kitche. that's a womans' place, and she's looking for a man. and then to take it up a notch and do some baking? what were you thinkoing?? AND then to spell out some sissy love letter in what you baked in a fucking kitchen?

did you wear some of her panties while you baked your little pastries?

[This message has been edited by mustache rider (edited 03-19-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:

yeah she's got a lot of stuff going on involving guys who don't spell out pussy messages in their brownies

you went wrong from the beginning by even stepping foot in the kitche. that's a womans' place, and she's looking for a man. and then to take it up a notch and do some baking? what were you thinkoing?? AND then to spell out some sissy love letter in what you baked in a fucking kitchen?

did you wear some of her panties while you baked your little pastries?



Shit, I dunno what you are talkin about, this is prolly the first time where baking/cooking something didnt work. Im a damn good baker, and a damn good cook. The idea, is pretty original. I just dont get whats up with all the hate...from you I mean.

[This message has been edited by Ali G in da house (edited 03-19-2007).]

haha that was a pretty funny burn.. but yeah i know what ur saying.. both of you.. it depends on your attitude.. if you got the right one you can pull of anything.. but if youre using it as a pure gimmick i donno.. if youre trying to be too sweet to the wrong girl i donno either.. i think that shit was a good idea tho.. if you find a girl that wont be tripped out at all by something like that and she likes you then shes probably pretty cool..

quote:Originally posted by thendoftheline:

haha that was a pretty funny burn.. but yeah i know what ur saying.. both of you.. it depends on your attitude.. if you got the right one you can pull of anything.. but if youre using it as a pure gimmick i donno.. if youre trying to be too sweet to the wrong girl i donno either.. i think that shit was a good idea tho.. if you find a girl that wont be tripped out at all by something like that and she likes you then shes probably pretty cool..

Yeah, I thought I was getting all the right signs too. All touchy feely, laughin at stuff that prolly wasnt funny...all that jazz. Hahah, guess not though.

quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:

yeah she's got a lot of stuff going on involving guys who don't spell out pussy messages in their brownies

you went wrong from the beginning by even stepping foot in the kitche. that's a womans' place, and she's looking for a man. and then to take it up a notch and do some baking? what were you thinkoing?? AND then to spell out some sissy love letter in what you baked in a fucking kitchen?

did you wear some of her panties while you baked your little pastries?



Quoted for fucking truth.



I'm waiting for some dumb totse tramp who would've rejected you too to come here and cyber-nurture you with: " OMG THATS SO ADORABLE! I WOULDVE SAID YES!!!" .



Be a man. Next time tell that bitch to make you some brownies!

quote:Originally posted by VladimirIllyichLenin:

Quoted for fucking truth.



I'm waiting for some dumb totse tramp who would've rejected you too to come here and cyber-nurture you with: " OMG THATS SO ADORABLE! I WOULDVE SAID YES!!!" .



Be a man. Next time tell that bitch to make you some brownies!

Again, I honestly dont get your problem either,besides Im in no way asking for advice. The things I do have worked before so unless of course you like to go after women who are tools and really superficial, most of them will appreciate something creative.

quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:

yeah she's got a lot of stuff going on involving guys who don't spell out pussy messages in their brownies

you went wrong from the beginning by even stepping foot in the kitche. that's a womans' place, and she's looking for a man. and then to take it up a notch and do some baking? what were you thinkoing?? AND then to spell out some sissy love letter in what you baked in a fucking kitchen?

did you wear some of her panties while you baked your little pastries?



id bake some brownis in her panties

i think what he did was original and clever

i give props to thread starter

I think your reaction is admirable. Glad you’re taking it so well.

Ha, I did a similar thing for my ex girl and my anniversary with a cupcake and icing. Yours is much better though.

-F☺rd

quote:Originally posted by Ford Prefect:

I think your reaction is admirable. Glad you’re taking it so well.

Ha, I did a similar thing for my ex girl and my anniversary with a cupcake and icing. Yours is much better though.

-F☺rd

key word

notice a trend?

[This message has been edited by mustache rider (edited 03-20-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:

key word

notice a trend?



Trooooooooll.

-F☺rd

quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:

yeah she's got a lot of stuff going on involving guys who don't spell out pussy messages in their brownies

you went wrong from the beginning by even stepping foot in the kitche. that's a womans' place, and she's looking for a man. and then to take it up a notch and do some baking? what were you thinkoing?? AND then to spell out some sissy love letter in what you baked in a fucking kitchen?

did you wear some of her panties while you baked your little pastries?



Someone needs a nap...

As for the OP, nicely done.

If she ain't ready for it, sod it. Keep going.

Good to hear it hasn't busted you up, mate!

You asked her out via brownie icing?

You're a fucking joke. All that time and effort must have come across as hopeful desperation. But hey, at least you were 'really sweet'. Loser.

I want to be asked out via brownie!

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

I want to be asked out via brownie!

You and I both, who says no to brownies?!

anyone who isn't a loser

(fat loser in bloodenangel's case)

[This message has been edited by mustache rider (edited 03-20-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:

anyone who isn't a loser

(fat loser in bloodenangel's case)



Who the hell are you to making judgments on my weight? You've been here what? A little over a month? Go you!

Don't rumble with me, I'll club you with my massive penis.

you busted out your MAD LVRR SKILLS and got nothin from it?

I suggest you stockpile them and bust them out randomly to spoil some poor woman but thats me

where the brownies good at least?

quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Who the hell are you to making judgments on my weight? You've been here what? A little over a month? Go you!

Don't rumble with me, I'll club you with my massive penis.

lol shut up fatty

*throws some food*

[This message has been edited by mustache rider (edited 03-20-2007).]

I sort of think it could be kind of too sweet.. sorta thing.

You know the way nice guys aren't attractive and all that.

At least you tried man and I could do with some brownies now.

I just woke up from a major stoned sleeping sesh.

Ali G fuck em, they just giving you shit cause they can, standard talk in here from what i've read. It's better you put your ass on the line and figure out that this kind of bullshit with letters and elaborate plans is wasteful.

Very few girls will get turned on by it, they'll say its sweet but thats just it and they'll reject you.

GRAB HER BY THE SNATCH AND TELL HER YOU ARE GOING OUT TONIGHT WITH HER.

quote:Originally posted by Ali G in da house:

Yeah, so a girl I mentioned in one of my earlier threads, thought the date went well so I decided to go for it. It was pretty creative with how I asked too. Since we talked about how she didnt think you could make brownies from scratch. So I baked a batch of brownies and with chocolate chips spelled "will u(had to spell like that to save room) go out with me?" Her answer was "Ive got alot of stuff going on now so I just want to be friends" or somethin along those lines. I wasnt pissed,upset,angry or anything....I was in a really good mood, I didnt care....she wants to remain friends I probably wont. Its all good though.

Now my advice is for all of you too pussy to make a move or 'go for it', well suck it up and do, who cares if you get rejected, it feels alot better if you do it anyway. And maybe someday youll get a yes and all will be good.

You didn't make a move or go for it. Your too fucking pussy to ask her face to face you fucking faggit. Might aswell send her a fucking text message.

Some of these peoples reactions make me giggle. They try to insult me and tell me what I did wrong, but I did nothing wrong it just didnt work out, besides we come from two different sides of the playing field here. Its no biggie, Ill just end up hooking up with some chick this weekend...thats how it usually works.All you guy who freak out on me here definately need to chill though, theres no reason to be argumentative when its not called for.

quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:

...you went wrong from the beginning by even stepping foot in the kitchen. that's a womans' place...

Not this woman. Never has and I doubt it ever will be. Although, I don't mind being an accomplice from time to time.

*Gets a girl guide (brownie) to ask both bloodenangel and azalie for me*



Heh two birds (girls) with one stone(r)

quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:

you went wrong from the beginning by even stepping foot in the kitche. that's a womans' place, and she's looking for a man. and then to take it up a notch and do some baking? what were you thinkoing?? AND then to spell out some sissy love letter in what you baked in a fucking kitchen?

did you wear some of her panties while you baked your little pastries?

I've got to pick a bone with this one, and I'm sure cheff jackketh will back me up on this one. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being able to cook as long as you can get under the hood of the car to fix it and beat that attempted mugger's ass half to death(or just shoot him if you're feeling lazy) as well.

A girl isn't going to go thinking "he cooks he's not a real man" just because you bake something. If anything she will think you are even more of a man because you have yet another skill. Of course if that's your only skill then she might think "all he can do is cook, he's not a real man." But she might think the same if your only skill is something "manly" as well. The idea is to have as much to offer as possible(just don't do all the work yourself forever).

Ali, what you did was great, and showed a lot of effort.

I would be bowled over by any guy who did that. Many of the guys in this thread might think it was a pussy thing to do, but seriously, most girls would be mighty impressed!

Heck, in these saddening times, many girls our age don't even KNOW HOW TO BAKE.

Offer to teach them.. you give them essential skills, and get to see them when they bend over to put stuff in the oven and so fourth.

Considering that, I'd be more impressed if a guy knew how to bake than a girl.

I think it was a wonderful idea, and I'm glad you're not too bummed out.

Dont show the soft side until you know the girl is interested in guys like you.

Dude... teach me how to make brownies.

I'm not even kidding.

quote:Originally posted by jvm222:

Dont show the soft side until you know the girl is interested in guys like you.

This may be true, I dunno.

But to Cloaked Dagger: Yeah I know, and no that isnt my only skill, I do have more "manlier" skills too.

To all:

Im also kinda thinking her friends had something to do with the decision, because I guess I dont have the greatest track record....and her friends definately arent fans.

quote:You didn't make a move or go for it. Your too fucking pussy to ask her face to face you fucking faggit. Might aswell send her a fucking text message.

ahhhh...the message of a true hardcore dude. I bet you got yusself a sweet ride that's so ghetto it runs not on petrol but bitch-juice. His idea was actually kinda original and had a high chance of working.

Instead of calling him a pussy, maybe you should consider that there are other methods to getting girls than smacking them in the face, telling them to iron your shirt and then extracting their bitch-juice for your bitch-mobile.

quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:

yeah she's got a lot of stuff going on involving guys who don't spell out pussy messages in their brownies

you went wrong from the beginning by even stepping foot in the kitche. that's a womans' place, and she's looking for a man. and then to take it up a notch and do some baking? what were you thinkoing?? AND then to spell out some sissy love letter in what you baked in a fucking kitchen?

did you wear some of her panties while you baked your little pastries?



BAH HAH HAH!

Goddamn, you know nothing of culinary.

And this, from the guy who bitches about Jesus, and why we should all be Christian, constantly.

You disgust me.

Our moustachioed friend is clearly trolling.

I think the brownies thing is cool. Kudos, I like.

It's a good plan providing you have the girl sussed. Fair enough, you didn't this time, but it's great that you did it anyway.

Jx

quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:

yeah she's got a lot of stuff going on involving guys who don't spell out pussy messages in their brownies



I lol'd.

quote:Originally posted by clockwork_genius:

ahhhh...the message of a true hardcore dude. I bet you got yusself a sweet ride that's so ghetto it runs not on petrol but bitch-juice. His idea was actually kinda original and had a high chance of working.

Instead of calling him a pussy, maybe you should consider that there are other methods to getting girls than smacking them in the face, telling them to iron your shirt and then extracting their bitch-juice for your bitch-mobile.



You should'nt call someone whom you've never met a bitch. I don’t need to smack girls to get them in my car. 2 years ago i borrowed 90 000, I was only 15 at the time so my dad cosigned the lone. I live in Alberta and the economy here is hot. I recreantly sold my property for $210 000, bought a WRX STI and have now moved out on my own. I live in an apartment and have bought several other properties. I get all the girls I want, all I have to do is roll up and say "wanna go for a ride?" seriously chicks cream for this car, so between me and you, your the bitch.

LOL... you're pimp-shit because you can land a few girls with a car and some money?

See, the rest of us can do it with a dick and a smile. But hey, it's your life, go ahead and spend thousands getting laid. Crass materialist faggot.

I say send her another batch of brownies that spell out

"FUCK U"

she'll LOVE them

quote:Originally posted by NiGhT PrOwLeR:

I say send her another batch of brownies that spell out

"FUCK U"

she'll LOVE them

quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:

its a win win, cause you gots brownies too thats fuckin sweet!

to true buddy

quote:Originally posted by TrueBudSmoker:

You should'nt call someone whom you've never met a bitch. I don’t need to smack girls to get them in my car. 2 years ago i borrowed 90 000, I was only 15 at the time so my dad cosigned the lone. I live in Alberta and the economy here is hot. I recreantly sold my property for $210 000, bought a WRX STI and have now moved out on my own. I live in an apartment and have bought several other properties. I get all the girls I want, all I have to do is roll up and say "wanna go for a ride?" seriously chicks cream for this car, so between me and you, your the bitch.





well if ya actually used the gift of sight, you might have read my post. I never once called you a bitch...

just said your car ran on bitch-juice.

great as your life story is, i never asked for it.

quote:Originally posted by Trousersnake:

*Gets a girl guide (brownie) to ask both bloodenangel and azalie for me*



Heh two birds (girls) with one stone(r)

Oh dear god am i the only one who found this horribly funny? My mouth hurts from smiling maniacally. .