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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-03-19, 16:32
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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So, today at my busstop I met a bunch of kids from my school.

One of them was the incredibly annoying chubby wigger kid.(you all know the one )

The wigger kid was 'gaming' this girl I used to like but fucked it up with cause I only talked to her about how depressing my life was, what a turn on that must have been.

Now, what happened was; this wigger kid annoys me so I said some not impolite or mean things but not exactly nice things.

Stuff like,

"wow man, Wu-Tang jeans, I wore those when I was in seventh grade I remember, those are awesome. Seriously, you fucking rock"

I know, I know, I was in a very assholish mood.

Then I also made fun of the girl cause she also annoys me and she is ridicoulously short.

But somehow I pulled this all off with a certain charm I guess cause she got awfully close to me after that and kept touchng me and shit.

And she laughed at jookes like "at least I can hang christmas ornaments from them" (reffering to my braces)

I mean c'mon, that's not funny, I barely thought it was.

Then I later met her in town and she almost begged me to stay.

So really, this hard-to-get does fucking work.

Now, should I steal a really cute girl that I find annoying from a chunky wigger kid I find equally annoying.

The first tought would be yes, but it's well-known that he really likes this girl and I'm not sure I wanna be 'that guy'

On the other hand he really is sort of an asshole...

Hmm...

edit: maybe the relevance of this could be questioned...

but where else than totse would I went this tale of unrequited love?

[This message has been edited by Bean_Doodle (edited 03-19-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-19, 16:36
Blaydes Blaydes is offline
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TOTAL, dude, no fat ass wigger queer deserves female attention...totseans do...well played good sir
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Old 2007-03-19, 19:12
d1rty piss stool d1rty piss stool is offline
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Default Re: Well that was fucking cool...

Seems like you were being the asshole not him.

But he's a wigger so go for it.
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Old 2007-03-19, 20:10
shrek45 shrek45 is offline
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she passed the ultimate test.



if you say something corny and a girl laughs like its the funniest thing she has heard in years 9 times outta 10 she likes you.

or its the 1 time outta 10 and she just has a fucked up sence of humor.

people who pretend to be someone they arent are gay, tell that wigger to look in the mirror, and realize he isnt black. and the only thing he has to struggle with and getting his jeans on in the morning that fat fuck

anyway i'm done for now
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Old 2007-03-19, 20:14
Lazarus Lazarus is offline
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As I understand it, Wiggers are pretty much Chavs (what we have here in the UK).

If so, then yes, steal the girl, or break his nose, or burn his house down, or whatever it was you were going to do.

Damn I hate chavs. They're pretty much what I imagine jippos would be like if they were forced to live in houses.
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Old 2007-03-19, 21:11
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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Thats the spirit! Cockblock those goddamn wiggers! Well played.
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Old 2007-03-19, 22:22
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Hm. I don't know. If he really likes her, than you'd be hurting him badly, and wounds of that kind are a bit deeper and more un-healable than other ones. If he annoys you, kick his ass, dont' fuck around with his mind like a backstabbing prep-bitch.
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Old 2007-03-19, 23:16
Rocko Rocko is offline
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Go for it, all is fair in sex and war.
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Old 2007-03-20, 00:55
256 256 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Rocko:

Go for it, all is fair in sex and war.

The quote runs "All's fair in love and war."

And the difference exists for a reason.
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Old 2007-03-20, 01:22
Rowan Rowan is offline
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Dude, Relish any oppertunity to be "that guy".

Just fuck her then dump her, and take pics for the wigger.

... do you have pics OF the wigger?
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Old 2007-03-20, 04:22
bodomised bodomised is offline
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...So you're in 8th grade now?
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Old 2007-03-20, 04:24
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Go for it mate...

If she's into you then it ain't gonna matter whether or not he likes her because she won't be interested.

Besides, wiggers are a pain in the arse...Steal this chick from him and flaunt it!
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Old 2007-03-20, 07:01
Bean_Doodle Bean_Doodle is offline
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quote:Seems like you were being the asshole not him.



Very much so, I was having a shitty day but that's no excuse I guess.

quote:Hm. I don't know. If he really likes her, than you'd be hurting him badly, and wounds of that kind are a bit deeper and more un-healable than other ones.

I know from firsthand experience, the girl broke my heart some last year and I'm convinced that she's the exact type who would love to go for me just because of all the drama that would ensue.

Not sure that's a good thing...

quote:Dude, Relish any oppertunity to be "that guy".

Just fuck her then dump her, and take pics for the wigger.

... do you have pics OF the wigger?

it's sort of an myspace-esque angle shot but believe me, there's more of him than meets the eye, he just parts the fat to the side. http://tinyurl.com/328uj6

quote:...So you're in 8th grade now?

No, 9th

I go to a shit tiny school with like 50 kids in grade 7-9 tops. And theres only 7 guys in the 9th grade, then theres like a horde of 8th graders.

They're really loud and take up a shitload of volume.

quote:Go for it mate...

If she's into you then it ain't gonna matter whether or not he likes her because she won't be interested.

Besides, wiggers are a pain in the arse...Steal this chick from him and flaunt it!

godfuckingdamnit i should, he has every single tupac song ever made on his ipod and nothing else.

he fucking has LA-'bling'

eugh...

and he beat up another wigger concerning their disagrement on 'windows vista'

He's not gonna find &totse is he?

Im paranoid about people finding this site.

[This message has been edited by Bean_Doodle (edited 03-20-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-20, 07:10
silverballs silverballs is offline
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He looks eleven and gangsigns do not fucking work with fucking gloves on steal this bitch i doubt she's smart enough to mess with your mind being what 14-15 years old.
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Old 2007-03-20, 07:45
MaddMan MaddMan is offline
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I hope that fat kid gets hit by a bus.
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Old 2007-03-20, 10:31
GorgoN GorgoN is offline
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ALRIGHT! cockblock him!

for the win!
 
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