This kinda fat horny chick wants to fuck me, should I?

I'm kinda thinking once I've had fat, I'll never go back

Free poon, why not?

Heh, I know the drill to guys, if it happens, there'll be pics, don't be worrying!

I'm gonna go and fuck her now...

fat chicks need to get laid as well.

score that only aussies will understand the title.

Yeah I am Aussie, fucken oath mate.

Aussies rule

quote:Originally posted by NoSkills:

fat chicks need to get laid as well.

score that only aussies will understand the title.

Nope, Brits and americans understand it too.

You never heard the american saying 'I rooted your girlfriend's box and I didn't use a trojan!'?

So, the results are in, shes a dud...

Unfortunatly for her.

Rooting it waslike throwing a sausage down a hall way...

Do we want pics or not?

Wasn't that good, she came in about 3 minutes from what I don't know, but lots of girl goo...

quote:Originally posted by TheRapist:

So, the results are in, shes a dude...

Unfortunatly for her.

fixed

quote:Originally posted by TheRapist:

So, the results are in, shes a dud...

Unfortunatly for her.

Rooting it waslike throwing a sausage down a hall way...

Do we want pics or not?

Wasn't that good, she came in about 3 minutes from what I don't know, but lots of girl goo...

That metaphor was fucking hilarious.

And yes, pics.

Man its just another experience. Like how you eat shit or drink piss, you know its wrong you just wanna see what all the fuss is about.

PS. i haven't eaten shit, but I've drunk piss. I wouldn't do a fat chick though, it disgusts me, i see now line drawn between that and fucking an animal or small child. It is in the wrong and disgusting basket.

GO AUSSIE

Heh, glad you like the metaphor, whats a free, no sign up image hosting site that is ok??

http ://img267. imageshack.us/img267/5770/1000085hs0.th.jpg (http: //img267.i mageshack. us/my.php? image=1000 085hs0.jpg )

fuck it, stupid fucking links...

bare with me...

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5770/1000085hs0.jpg

http://tinyurl.com/2zsz3j

Looks tight to me. But the hallway call is a classic. Stewie RULES!!!

At least you wore a condom...which is good cos I wouldn't want her to have caught nothing.

*edit double negative but y'all know what I mean.

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-19-2007).]

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4246/j11bd2.jpg

worried she caught anything?? fuck you man, the things i do for totse...

you might be a carrier of hepatitis. So you show no symptoms but you infect others.

It IS possible

quote:Originally posted by TheRapist:

worried she caught anything??

Hell boy, stupidity IS contagious! And the fact she slept with you at all means she ain't got enough brains cells to risk a' losing any more.

Jesus Christ, I thought you were going to post pics of her for us to critique, not you porkin' the porker.

jesus, warn us before you link to something like that.

well usually on totse,

person A says " I fucked this chick"

person B says " pics or it didn't happen"

person A posts picks to prove that it is fact

other persons check it out an appreciate...

If I just posted picks of a fat chick, you may think I was just trolling, where as I did actually fuck her.

See my point?

OK, WARNING, PICS ARE GROSS, AND CONTAIN FATNESS...

=>IFIOTW

what the fuck does that mean man?

quote:Originally posted by TheRapist:

what the fuck does that mean man?

"I Found It On The Web"

I love your name by the way.

quote:Originally posted by TheRapist:

what the fuck does that mean man?

It means I'm assuming by the photos that you're just photoshopping pics from chubbydunkersrus.com or wherever.

Hey man, if she has curves go for it. But, if you could hide a piece of fried chicken in her rolls back off. Wear a condom, you don't know where she's been if she's fat. Heffers will sometimes sleep with anything.

TROLL!! After my professional porn analysis...the first and second picture you posted and completely different from the third...the clit is all wrong, the first 2 look like it got chewed up in a weed eater and the third one looks non existent...I have way too much time on my hands...jesus...

What ever you recon blayde. they are not photoshopped nor did I find them on the web.

Photos were taken in different rooms however, with a different camera for one of the shots.

If you recon its shopped, good for you, lets see some proof...

Hah, brilliant.

And I'm pretty sure it's the same chick, she has similar discoloration-kindastuff on her left inner thigh on all pics.

Anyways, I totally appreciate the fact that you took pics. You should've warned us that they were disgusting and all but yeah it's about time someone shows balls and gets pics of stuff.

She has an excellent shaving technique.

So was she okay with you taking pics or did you sneak in your phone or what?

How did you take the pics is what i am asking.

What is that in her muff in the third pic...it looks like a styrofoam floaty pool thing....just curious...

EEWWWW FAT VAGINA!!!!

Shes fat not stupid, she did kinda notice the flash going off...

She is totally not identifyable any way, which is why she didn't really mind to much.

There is no styrofoam thing in any pics, duno what your on about.

And as for the bloke who said I have the balls to back up my shit with real proof, thats what I am man, I say something you can bet your arse its the truth.

Lying is for people who just don't rate, thus they need to over compensate...

They suck!

The blue thing is a dildo...

[This message has been edited by TheRapist (edited 03-20-2007).]

How's this for a joke...

A dildo? And here I thought it was blueman porn? or something...

Eh... They can't all be winners.

WTF???

*mumbles somethin bout nicely shaven*

cool dude. I myself may me getting into some fat pussy some time soon.

Good on you, while this chick was a dud. I wish you well, you may be able to get onto a good one.

Some fat chicks are really good in the sack from what I have heard

EW FAT?

Did she jiggle when you were douch'en that whore

quote:Originally posted by Tesla:

EW FAT?

oh yeah, like a plate full of jelly...

Fat chicks are a good source of sex they cum easy and too lazy to move and you can leave without any emotional attachments

quote:Originally posted by TheRapist:

http://img 267.images hack.us/img267/5770/1000085hs0.jpg (http: //img267.i mageshack. us/img267/ 5770/10000 85hs0.jpg)

http://tinyurl.com/2zsz3j

My penis PWNS your penis. I'll get pics in a bit.

And we really need full body shots to ascertain just how fat she was.

Good for you, if you recon your dick is the shit thats good.

It's not the gun, its the gunner...

I'm fairly certain you can tell how fat she is be her huge fat pussy roll...

Lets see your pics.

tinyurl is your friend

[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-22-2007).]

Wheres your pics man??

I thought you said you were going to pwn me?

Fucking looser...

Hi Rapist

That looks like it could be saliva on her cooter in pics one and two.

Did you eat her pussy before you fucked her?

If so, did it taste like one of the ribeye steaks full of the fat marbling one finds in a prime cut of ribeye?

Fuck no!!

I wouldnt eat that out if you paid me! My head wouldn't fit any way.

Still no signs of a pic from the other turd who was going to own me... A fucking troll. dickless troll.

My bad. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/AZDane/MyPenis4.jpg)

I do have a life outside of this forum, you know.

Not a huge tool, but it pwns yours I do believe.

[This message has been edited by The_Rabbi (edited 03-25-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

My bad. (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y273/AZDane/MyPenis4.jpg)

More properly known as fungi malignant americanus!

:P



[This message has been edited by jackketch (edited 03-25-2007).]

Haha. I'm happy to be deformed, thank you.

eeewwww

Hey man, all you need is a paperbag! And if you cant afford one, just turn off the lights.

All you need is a hole!

I hope you are a fat chick in the next life.

Fat chicks need some luuuuuv too