I now have no doubts as to what you lot think of me, but some of you are pretty dead on when it comes to interpreting words. So...

Here's the basic scenario.

You guys were right. Violence is not an option. And sorry DuckWarrior; neither is giving up on what I origonally wanted. So. I've decided to set this guy up. In conjunction with some other slimy tactics, my plan was to create a fake Myspace of a girl I made up and use it to get this guy to e-cheat on her. Surprisingly, everything is going exactly to plan. My character is communicating well with this guy and he seems interested. What can I say. These guys are always thinking with the small head and not the big one.

Now... in order to get closer to him, I told him that I (fabricated girl) go to the same school as his girlfriend. He seemed (pleasantly) surprised at this and has already made his desire to 'meet up' with me known. Here is the massage in question.

'aha. well i know a few people from there, and becuase of my relationship with them, im gonna have to stick with the "hi we just met" thing. yeah. grade 11 is pretty bad, but 12 is bad too, i mean you can taste the freedom, but you ahve to work harder, i mnea how does that work!?!?! :P anyhoo x'

What does this mean? Does it mean 'I already have a girlfriend so we can't take this any further', or does it mean 'Since I arealy have a girlfriend at that school, we'll have to keep this secret'? If he means the former, why does he now make a special mention of it when I mentioned the school?

Some in-depth, honest feedback would be welcome. Yes, even from 'ketch.

Sounds like you're obsessed.

She'd better be worth it for all this time and effort.

Dissect his phraseology, because it speaks volumes. He wants to be honest, or sneaky, but not discontinue. I think he wants you to question if he has a gf with the relationships from there. But, if wanted it to stop he would probably have just said, "My gf goes to school there." It looks like he wants to cheat, but wants you to initiate it. This is just what i would take from that. Then again, the only other things I've gotten are that he has/took the girl of your dreams, so you want him to cheat so you can rush in there and be the hero. It sounds like you've tried other plans which have failed, so I'm guessing this one is gonna fail too.

For the other S&A team (the one that was gonna write a seduction guide) I got real high/drunk over reading week, and got shitall done, but I managed to get a row of about 5 chicks to take off their shirts simultaneously at a concert. Concerts are fucking awesome.

On a side note, to those in Canada (or wherever) there's a musical called WE WILL ROCK YOU. It's sort of like Mama Mia, but instead has music by Queen instead of Abba, and it totally KICKS ASS. It's all live, the singing and the playing, and they sing all the greatest hits, including We will Rock You, We are the champions, Bohemia Rhapsody, Fat-Bottomed Girls, Break Free, etc.

I know that sounded sort of like an AD, but I can't stress it, it really rocked. You don't go in expecting an intricate plot line (and you don't get one) but it's both filled with humor and ass kicking guitar solos.

quote:Originally posted by Lord_Awesome:

Dissect his phraseology, because it speaks volumes. He wants to be honest, or sneaky, but not discontinue. I think he wants you to question if he has a gf with the relationships from there. But, if wanted it to stop he would probably have just said, "My gf goes to school there." It looks like he wants to cheat, but wants you to initiate it. This is just what i would take from that. Then again, the only other things I've gotten are that he has/took the girl of your dreams, so you want him to cheat so you can rush in there and be the hero. It sounds like you've tried other plans which have failed, so I'm guessing this one is gonna fail too.

No. This is my first attempt. Here's what I equate it to. Imagione plying contra from start to finish, with no save points and only one life. Mess up in the slightest, and it's over. No second chance. Even if by skill and miricle, you make it to the end, if you die there, all your previous suscess counts for nothing. But yes, it's worth fighting for.

Another thing I found wierd about this guy is that when he saw my 'pictures', he swore, and still does, that he knows me from somewhere. This is not possible, as I took the pictures from totse, hehe. When I make up some bullshit like 'we must've met at *such and such* a party, he's like 'yeah, I think that's it'. Either he's VERY confused, or he's lying about knowing me because he WANTS to know me, if you get me.

The girl I'm after is pretty naive and despises cheating (not that there's anything naive about that) in every form. I've already broken the silence between us and when she somehow finds out what he's been up to, well...

Well?

99% sure it means I've got a GF, lets keep it secret.

He's just being sneaking and not telling you he has a GF. Just cyber with him, and send the chat log to his GF.

"I know a few people from there"...Why that?...Why not "My girlfriend goes to that school"?

I'll tell you why...Because he thinks he can play his girlfriend and the fabricated girl at the same time.

There's your answer.

Now if I were you, I'd turn up the heat a little.

Teenage boys are not difficult to turn on.

Ask him that when him and you meet up, where he wants to go with you and what he wants to do with you.

I reckon he'll start saying suggestive things that, if read by a girl, would basically say to her that he's been cheating on her for ages with a chick who has done every little perverted thing he wanted because she is hotter than herself!

Women get paranoid aboutt hat sort of thing.

Once you have an answer, bring it here for further analysis.