Did you ever know girls fart?

How do you feel about this?

DOes it sicken you?

Have you thought of anyways to stop it?

Has your girlfriend ever ripped ass in public?

i think its cute when my girlfriend farts.

we're really comfterable with eachother so its all good

It's cute when your gf farts? :/

That's gotta be true love.

I've never heard my gf fart. We've been together like 6-7 months.

Silly, girls don't fart.

Butts are for fucking.



PS. Only fat obese girls fart

Meh - they're just girls.

The more they fart, the less hot air potentially comes out their mouth. Just don't let her eat cabbage......

Girls full of gas

Tend to blow it out their ass

don't you know ANYTHING. girls are perfect. we don't do that. nor do we poop.

ask my boyfriend of 3 years. he can confirm it.

My ex and me were really comfortable around each other. Farting didn't happen much but I know for a fact that girls poo because she used to announce it just as I do.

What is ^^^ up with the "Poo Announcers"?

Who ae you people who have to tell the world that you're not only full of it but are getting it out? Why, if you're so proud, don't you hand out cigars or chocolate with your glad tidings?

What is the special thrill you get from getting folks to think about you & your sweet poo?

I've been with my girlfriend for six months and have yet to hear her fart. I sometimes ask her if I'll ever hear it happen.

Queefing on the other hand...

quote:Originally posted by translation:

Queefing

uhhh... pussy fart?

Queefing I'm familiar with, funny stuff, actually. At least it's just air.

Farting, we're comfortable with, she does it around me (first few months she never did, don't know how she managed that, espcially when we spent nights together), but now neither of us cares. I randomly call her out on it and whatnot, jokingly, but it's fine. If it happens to stink a bit (though all this has me doubting her claim of complete womanly-ness :\ ) then it's annoying at best, but somehow nothing is awkard between us. Either way, I just fart to even it out haha. I'll live with it just fine, I think.

^^ Just read that, and it sounds a lot dirtier/etc. than it is, at least to me, meh.

Edit: Best way to stop it is just to stick your dick in there as a cork. Watch out though, ever seen a cork come out of a champagne bottle? o_0

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quote:Originally posted by Ballin:

i think its cute when my girlfriend farts.

we're really comfterable with eachother so its all good

quote:Originally posted by Relax-Tonight:

Did you ever know girls fart?

How do you feel about this?

DOes it sicken you?

Have you thought of anyways to stop it?

Has your girlfriend ever ripped ass in public?



yes

ew

butt plug

yeah

yeah

Same situation for me and my girlfriend. She announces after she farts, and generally just before she belches.

No cause I dont date trailer trash

Geezs dont you guys know that girls dont fart. They dont keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure!

quote:Originally posted by ductape:

Silly, girls don't fart.

Butts are for fucking.



PS. Only fat obese girls fart

I don't really care about it. It happens to every one.

I had a crush on a girl for a couple of months until I was with her Saturday night and she let a silent but deadly blast of gas permeate the small dorm room we were all drinking in. Maybe I have Jerry Seinfeld syndrome but it was just nasty, and every time I think of her now, that smell comes to mind.

It happened once.. about a month ago. She did it and all i could do is make fun of her about it and kind of jokingly bring it up infront of her friends. By the way, i dont remember the fart smelling like anything. it doesnt bother me, sometimes she burps more than i do :\

And no she isnt trailer trash/fat/whore/cuntpuncher/niggerlicker/dyke/kike/pike

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quote:Originally posted by jvm222:

It happened once.. about a month ago. She did it and all i could do is make fun of her about it and kind of jokingly bring it up infront of her friends. By the way, i dont remember the fart smelling like anything. it doesnt bother me, sometimes she burps more than i do :\

And no she isnt trailer trash/fat/whore/cuntpuncher/niggerlicker/dyke/kike/pike



You mean she is isn't THAT fat. All of the other words are true.

I have never ever farted in front of a boy.... and I haven't farted in front of anyone at all for well over 3 years. Some girls just need to learn how to hold it in.

Burping on the otherhand I do very loudly in front of anyone and then congratulate myself if it was particularly loud. I have been known to have burping competetions in public.

So to summarize.... burping = cool, farting = sick and wrong

BBAAAALLLIIIINNNNNN'

quote:Originally posted by Relax-Tonight:

Did you ever know girls fart?

How do you feel about this?

DOes it sicken you?

Have you thought of anyways to stop it?

Has your girlfriend ever ripped ass in public?



not allowable around me

hell yeah

cork up the butt?!?!

no none of my past girls have



but i will put this out there if a girl ever farts around me, she will get dick slapped. and if my girl ever farts around me, she best get ready for a rude awakening cause she will be dumped ON THE SPOT

nasty bitchs

my girlfriend never has but i wouldnt find it disgusting or anything.

quote:Originally posted by shrek45:



not allowable around me

hell yeah

cork up the butt?!?!

no none of my past girls have



but i will put this out there if a girl ever farts around me, she will get dick slapped. and if my girl ever farts around me, she best get ready for a rude awakening cause she will be dumped ON THE SPOT

nasty bitchs

How is your fartin' etiquette around the laaaa-deees, dudezor?



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Aren't the royals over in sunny England supposed to take carbon pills or something so their farts never stink? I remember hearing that years ago....

quote:Originally posted by ductape:

Butts are for fucking.

can you prove this?(goatse girl maybe?)

Hahaha! Farting is funny. I either hold it in or let it out silently when I'm with my boyfriend. Or anyone for that matter. Thankfully my farts aren't stinky so no one ever notices, lol. On the odd occassion that I do fart in front of my boyfriend, he laughs at me and pushes on my tummy to try and make me fart again because he thinks its funny how embarassed I get, lol.

I like belching though. I spent my whole life holding all my gas in, but a few years ago I discovered the joy of belching. So I do it all the time. I don't feel bad though because my boyfriend farts all the time and they're soooo stinky.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

don't you know ANYTHING. girls are perfect. we don't do that. nor do we poop.

ask my boyfriend of 3 years. he can confirm it.

LIAR!

Or course girls poop and fart you fucking retards.



It just smells like roses.

quote:Originally posted by john_deer:

LIAR!

Or course girls poop and fart you fucking retards.



It just smells like roses.

do not spread your false accusations here good sir!

Good trick in bed is playing "Dutch Ovens". Drop a clanger then quickly pull the covers over both of you and hold down. First one to stick their head out is a loser!!

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

don't you know ANYTHING. girls are perfect. we don't do that. nor do we poop.

ask my boyfriend of 3 years. he can confirm it.

Anybody else for some reason get the impression there is no boyfriend and she farts like a barn full of cows?

I'd dump a girl if she did =P

but im a horrible person

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Anybody else for some reason get the impression there is no boyfriend and she farts like a barn full of cows?

http://i9.tinypic.com/2qnxr3n.jpg http://i11.tinypic.com/312fyq1.jpg

i can't help that i'm just a classy lady.

LOL G1RLS D0N7 F4ART LAWL

0ENE T13M MAI M0M F4RT3D S0LOUID C4L1FORN14 TH0TITW4S ERTHKWAKW.

I think totse's server is in the middle of a fart...

What do you say you walk out of the room when you do that? How fucking dirty? I hear you people that say "we're close," but it's still disgusting. Have some respect for yourself and your partner.

quote:Originally posted by Affect:

What do you say you walk out of the room when you do that? How fucking dirty? I hear you people that say "we're close," but it's still disgusting. Have some respect for yourself and your partner.

There is a reason why your alone in this world sir.

I think the average person farts 14 times a day. Do you really expect your girlfriend to get up and leave every time she has a little gas?

Blow it out your ass!

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

I think the average person farts 14 times a day. Do you really expect your girlfriend to get up and leave every time she has a little gas?

Yes, have some class.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Anybody else for some reason get the impression there is no boyfriend and she farts like a barn full of cows?

http://i9.tinypic.com/2qnxr3n.jpg http://i11.tinypic.com/312fyq1.jpg

i can't help that i'm just a classy lady.

In the first picture your hair looks like spaghetti. Interesting choice you made.

quote:Originally posted by Vegetable Man:

In the first picture your hair looks like spaghetti. Interesting choice you made.



yes, i look exactly the same in real life as i do after i photoshop a picture of myself.

Did you ever know girls fart? Its kinda braindead to think otherwise.

How do you feel about this? Girls fart. WHO CARES.

DOes it sicken you? Not even a little.

Have you thought of anyways to stop it? Why stop it?

Has your girlfriend ever ripped ass in public? Not that I know of.

BTW I have a shit fetish.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

http://i9.tinypic.com/2qnxr3n.jpg http://i11.tinypic.com/312fyq1.jpg

i can't help that i'm just a classy lady.

Either your face is made of mirrors and the essence of everything white or you're trying to cover acne

Fucking photoshop plague, everyone thinks it's trendy to make yourself look like something drawn by a 5 year old. And that angle, always the fucking angle. You're only missing the flames and the bad poetry

quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

Either your face is made of mirrors and the essence of everything white or you're trying to cover acne

Fucking photoshop plague, everyone thinks it's trendy to make yourself look like something drawn by a 5 year old. And that angle, always the fucking angle. You're only missing the flames and the bad poetry

OR! i go to art school and am going to major in something that will require extensive knowledge of photoshop, therefore i dick around with it on my own time. http://i11.tinypic.com/43xg4rc.jpg

that's the last thing i post, i swear to god. even i find it annoying now. i just can't stand people thinking i'm one of those girls who will never show a real picture of themselves and go around pretending they have nice skin and aren't fat.

i apologize for being such a pain in the ass.

quote:Originally posted by YouLookFourteen:

OR! i go to art school and am going to major in something that will require extensive knowledge of photoshop, therefore i dick around with it on my own time. http://i11.tinypic.com/43xg4rc.jpg

that's the last thing i post, i swear to god. even i find it annoying now. i just can't stand people thinking i'm one of those girls who will never show a real picture of themselves and go around pretending they have nice skin and aren't fat.

i apologize for being such a pain in the ass.

You should be apologizing for looking bad, not fat.

lol. You have a hideous face, IMHO.

Nah, she doesn't. She kinda looks like Katee Sackhoff (Battlestar Galactica's Kara Thrace).

Shurrup she purty.

And she doesn't fart

I don't fart either

It's horrid.

quote:Originally posted by PieGirl:

Shurrup she purty.

And she doesn't fart

I don't fart either

It's horrid.

...Soooo...yer sayin' that you've got years of accumulation built up inside you? Maaaaaannnn! I don't wanna be near when the levee breaks.

Talk 'bout WMD's!

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

...Soooo...yer sayin' that you've got years of accumulation built up inside you? Maaaaaannnn! I don't wanna be near when the levee breaks.

Talk 'bout WMD's!

3ARTHQWAKE OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noes needs the S. Always.

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