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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2007-03-17, 23:38
Exploration Of ZodSpace Exploration Of ZodSpace is offline
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Default Jesus smoked weed.

Fuck all of you religious fucks.

You all fail at life.
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Old 2007-03-17, 23:58
Masta Thief Masta Thief is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

Fuck all of you religious fucks.

You all fail at life.

umm, ya im sorry for going to college instead of flipping hamburgers and smoking pot. i must be an idiot?
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Old 2007-03-18, 01:21
Otsego_Amigo Otsego_Amigo is offline
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nigger
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Old 2007-03-18, 02:59
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quote:Originally posted by Masta Thief:

umm, ya im sorry for going to college instead of flipping hamburgers and smoking pot. i must be an idiot?

yes you are an idiot. Just because you go to college doesnt make you intelligent. Especially when you can go to college and learn how to paint a fucken picture.
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Old 2007-03-18, 07:40
Blades of Hate Blades of Hate is offline
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*sigh*

Our school is ranked number 1 in our city and our ranked in our school at 1-20 (top GPA etc..) 15-16 of them smoke weed.

Isn't that just the shit?
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Old 2007-03-18, 07:49
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quote:Originally posted by Blades of Hate:

*sigh*

Our school is ranked number 1 in our city and our ranked in our school at 1-20 (top GPA etc..) 15-16 of them smoke weed.

Isn't that just the shit?

I'm betting the weed consumption was pretty uniform among schools tested, or perhaps that other schools were even higher. (pun intended)
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Old 2007-03-18, 08:46
Killer Parakeet Killer Parakeet is offline
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I'm in college and I smoke weed and I have a 3.8 GPA. Stereotyping people who smoke weed as inferior minded people with dim futures is dumb. Responsible users don't let it dramatically impact their lives, and don't get pwnd by it.

Teh end.
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Old 2007-03-18, 09:40
Pseud0nym Pseud0nym is offline
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responsible users use it to open doors to creativity that would have otherwise forever remained locked.

fail.
 #9 
Old 2007-03-18, 10:15
avivsworld avivsworld is offline
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The title made me lol.
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Old 2007-03-18, 10:18
Killer Parakeet Killer Parakeet is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Pseud0nym:

responsible users use it to open doors to creativity that would have otherwise forever remained locked.

fail.

I meant negatively impact, as in making you generally less motivated and lazy. My arguement was more attacking people with that viewpoint, I wasn't trying to offend anyone. Sorry if I did.
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Old 2007-03-19, 10:57
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quote:Originally posted by Exploration Of ZodSpace:

Fuck all of you religious fucks.

You all fail at life.

What? Why? I smoke weed, too.
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Old 2007-03-19, 13:25
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quote:Originally posted by Killer Parakeet:

I'm in college and I smoke weed and I have a 3.8 GPA. Stereotyping people who smoke weed as inferior minded people with dim futures is dumb. Responsible users don't let it dramatically impact their lives, and don't get pwnd by it.



most people are not responsible. that is why we write 'do not eat' on the moisture absorbing packets you find in new shoes.
 #13 
Old 2007-03-19, 14:41
Killer Parakeet Killer Parakeet is offline
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quote:Originally posted by RAOVQ:

most people are not responsible. that is why we write 'do not eat' on the moisture absorbing packets you find in new shoes.

Those things fuck you up dog! Like acid^lsd
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Old 2007-03-20, 14:49
JabrWockySuprFly JabrWockySuprFly is offline
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Do you think theres weed in heaven(i hope so)?
 #15 
Old 2007-03-20, 18:21
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Jesus DID smoke weed, or at least use it.
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Old 2007-03-20, 20:48
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quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:

Jesus DID smoke weed, or at least use it.

actually Jesus probably used opium, as was the popular drug of time. Also probably some of the best philosophising I've done has been under the influence of weed.
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Old 2007-03-23, 02:25
shitty wok shitty wok is offline
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quote:Originally posted by kurdt318:

actually Jesus probably used opium, as was the popular drug of time. Also probably some of the best philosophising I've done has been under the influence of weed.

I know, it happens to me too. I get ideas involving anything from my personal life to political issues when I'm high.
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Old 2007-03-23, 02:59
MolecularMollusc MolecularMollusc is offline
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I would be interested to see what percent of high (no pun intended) ranking students smoke weed. Because many of the smartest people I know do a fair bit of drugs.

I smoke occasionally and have a 3.9 GPA as of last semester.
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Old 2007-03-23, 05:18
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I don't think the thread starter was saying anything against pot it was just a flame at Christians. This thread is spam but on the topic....

"The anointing oil used by Jesus and his disciples contained an ingredient called kaneh-bosem which has since been identified as cannabis extract, according to an article by Chris Bennett in the drugs magazine, High Times, entitled Was Jesus a Stoner? The incense used by Jesus in ceremonies also contained a cannabis extract, suggests Mr Bennett, who quotes scholars to back his claims.

"There can be little doubt about a role for cannabis in Judaic religion," Carl Ruck, professor of classical mythology at Boston University said.

Referring to the existence of cannabis in anointing oils used in ceremonies, he added: "Obviously the easy availability and long-established tradition of cannabis in early Judaism _ would inevitably have included it in the [Christian] mixtures."

Mr Bennett suggests those anointed with the oils used by Jesus were "literally drenched in this potent mixture _ Although most modern people choose to smoke or eat pot, when its active ingredients are transferred into an oil-based carrier, it can also be absorbed through the skin".

Quoting the New Testament, Mr Bennett argues that Jesus anointed his disciples with the oil and encouraged them to do the same with other followers. This could have been responsible for healing eye and skin diseases referred to in the Gospels.

"If cannabis was one of the main ingredients of the ancient anointing oil _ and receiving this oil is what made Jesus the Christ and his followers Christians, then persecuting those who use cannabis could be considered anti-Christ," Mr Bennett concludes."
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Old 2007-03-23, 07:35
icantsleep icantsleep is offline
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^Yay religion is drug induced.
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Old 2007-03-23, 19:48
The Enigma The Enigma is offline
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quote:Originally posted by yango wango:

I don't think the thread starter was saying anything against pot it was just a flame at Christians. This thread is spam but on the topic....

"The anointing oil used by Jesus and his disciples contained an ingredient called kaneh-bosem which has since been identified as cannabis extract, according to an article by Chris Bennett in the drugs magazine, High Times, entitled Was Jesus a Stoner? The incense used by Jesus in ceremonies also contained a cannabis extract, suggests Mr Bennett, who quotes scholars to back his claims.

"There can be little doubt about a role for cannabis in Judaic religion," Carl Ruck, professor of classical mythology at Boston University said.

Referring to the existence of cannabis in anointing oils used in ceremonies, he added: "Obviously the easy availability and long-established tradition of cannabis in early Judaism _ would inevitably have included it in the [Christian] mixtures."

Mr Bennett suggests those anointed with the oils used by Jesus were "literally drenched in this potent mixture _ Although most modern people choose to smoke or eat pot, when its active ingredients are transferred into an oil-based carrier, it can also be absorbed through the skin".

Quoting the New Testament, Mr Bennett argues that Jesus anointed his disciples with the oil and encouraged them to do the same with other followers. This could have been responsible for healing eye and skin diseases referred to in the Gospels.

"If cannabis was one of the main ingredients of the ancient anointing oil _ and receiving this oil is what made Jesus the Christ and his followers Christians, then persecuting those who use cannabis could be considered anti-Christ," Mr Bennett concludes."

wait, let me get this straight.

Pot can be taken in DIRECTLY THROUGH THE SKIN?! Sweet.

oh, and for the person who asked, i am a casual weed smoker, and ranked 31st in my class. also considered by most ppl in my grade to be the smartest (i'm just lazy, and not from the pot)
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Old 2007-03-27, 22:47
shitty wok shitty wok is offline
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Of course he did. Long hair, walking around in a robe all day long, wears sandals, talks about non-violence, its a solid fact.

Proof: http://tinyurl.com/2bltne
 
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