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 #1 
Old 2007-03-18, 09:08
xiggi xiggi is offline
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just did a mental tally of the number of different girls I've fucked.

admittedly, two of those were escorts, an other two were one-nighters.

the 9 consist of...

-3 different races

-with nationalities/birthplaces belonging to countries of four different continents.

-ages 18-41

-a single mother of a teen girl, a cheating wife, a couple single chicks, and the rest girlfriends
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Old 2007-03-18, 09:24
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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Why the escorts?
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Old 2007-03-18, 09:33
xiggi xiggi is offline
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quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Why the escorts?

I was visiting a South American country with a low rate of STD's/HIV and only $15 USD for one hour of in-call full-service from a high-class escort which I must say were fucking hot. In their economy, $15 is the equivalence to about $300 in the states.

...I was careful --no oral/fingering/kissing whatsoever, and of course I used a condom.
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Old 2007-03-18, 11:07
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lists of girls youve slept with is a perfect candidate for jackketch iron fist of anti-americanisms

Or jsut anti stupidity, anyway.
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Old 2007-03-18, 11:30
The_Rabbi The_Rabbi is offline
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quote:Originally posted by xiggi:

I was visiting a South American country with a low rate of STD's/HIV and only $15 USD for one hour of in-call full-service from a high-class escort which I must say were fucking hot. In their economy, $15 is the equivalence to about $300 in the states.

...I was careful --no oral/fingering/kissing whatsoever, and of course I used a condom.

Fair enough.
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Old 2007-03-18, 12:45
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6, all white australian-born, 3 girlfriends.

Gotta keep it in the master race.
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Old 2007-03-18, 13:30
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dodging the rain and tractors
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There is indeed something very tacky about making such lists.

Problem also is no matter what I say I doubt anyone will believe me.

So i'll just say , less than you think (someone recently guessed at 140) and more than I'd like.
 #8 
Old 2007-03-18, 13:38
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5.

The slut that stole my virginity.

The chick who killed her self.

Said girl's boyfriend.

Said girl's married best friend (female).

Girlfriend.

Nothing....at all....compares to sex with a loved one. Every one I ever fucked, excluding my one love, made me want to kill my self.

Ha, your lists beat mine .
 #9 
Old 2007-03-19, 07:34
TrainWrecked425 TrainWrecked425 is offline
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15

10 sluts and 5 respectable girls the sluts were first and then I got the respectable girls as I gained confidence
 #10 
Old 2007-03-19, 08:19
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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0
 #11 
Old 2007-03-19, 12:29
Ho ho ho Green Giant Ho ho ho Green Giant is offline
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Default Re: 9

I've slept with 1 person in my life and she was good and we're still great friends.
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Old 2007-03-19, 12:52
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Hey Jackketch, if it happened more than 5 years ago it doesn't count!

Ergo, my lame ex boyfriend is off of my "list" and my husband the only man I've been with!:P
 #13 
Old 2007-03-19, 13:56
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dodging the rain and tractors
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quote:Originally posted by Xiao Mei:

Hey Jackketch, if it happened more than 5 years ago it doesn't count!

Ergo, my lame ex boyfriend is off of my "list" and my husband the only man I've been with!:P

Well in my case that bring it down to well within single figures..
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Old 2007-03-19, 13:59
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I find that the 5 year rule works for pretty much everything.:P
 #15 
Old 2007-03-19, 14:31
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Brief not-too-detailed list..

The break dancer (boyfriend)

The Italian surfer/fighter (THE ex)

The graffiti artist

A few surfers

A few coke dealers (though I don't do coke)

A fucking PSYCHO

That guy who was like 5 feet tall (ahaha)

My best friend who died in a car accident

And the Dutch American soldier, my current boyfriend
 #16 
Old 2007-03-19, 14:34
shrek45 shrek45 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by The_Rabbi:

Why the escorts?



he had to lose his viginity some how, lol



anyway 7 for me

4 girlfriends

2 one night stands from the club

1 28 year old mother of three, i meet at my cabin last summer. she had $6,000 tits and an ass like whoah, haha



[This message has been edited by shrek45 (edited 03-19-2007).]
 #17 
Old 2007-03-19, 21:04
Blaydes Blaydes is offline
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7 - 3 gf's 3 ONS's 1 wife
 #18 
Old 2007-03-19, 23:10
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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Just one so far. Current girlfriend, been with her for nearly 9 months I love her to death and the pussy is AMAZING.
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Old 2007-03-19, 23:48
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quote:Originally posted by Shadowhunter_36:

Just one so far. Current girlfriend, been with her for nearly 9 months I love her to death and the pussy is AMAZING.

Compared to what?
 #20 
Old 2007-03-19, 23:52
InCasinoOut InCasinoOut is offline
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4.

2 gfs

1 girl who died of cf

1 is a really good friend of mine, but she used to be pretty slutty.
 #21 
Old 2007-03-20, 01:21
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Galbador:

Compared to what?

You can just tell when it's this good. Really, how much better could it possibly be? I've been with other girls, didn't have sex with them but did other things, fingering etc, and they just didn't compare.
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Old 2007-03-20, 01:29
Shadowhunter_36 Shadowhunter_36 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadowhunter_36
quote:Originally posted by Galbador:

Compared to what?

You can just tell when it's this good. Really, how much better could it possibly be? I've been with other girls, didn't have sex with them but did other things, fingering etc, and they just didn't compare.
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Old 2007-03-20, 01:34
mustache rider mustache rider is offline
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quote:Originally posted by xiggi:

...a South American country with a low rate of STD's/HIV...

 #24 
Old 2007-03-20, 04:37
captain_kirk captain_kirk is offline
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Lost my virginity to a funny boy with a big nose.

Then the Nicaraguan who lived in a shed.

A tall ginger girl that I'd met at a fair.

The local boy-slut with the big silver truck.

and the brilliant yet dismal dick with the sexy Ethiopian legs.

Edit: I'd forgotten about the 13 year old boy...Blondie.

[This message has been edited by captain_kirk (edited 03-20-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-20, 04:50
DiamondX DiamondX is offline
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quote:Originally posted by captain_kirk:

Lost my virginity to a funny boy with a big nose.

Then the Nicaraguan who lived in a shed.

A tall ginger girl that I'd met at a fair.

The local boy-slut with the big silver truck.

and the brilliant yet dismal dick with the sexy Ethiopian legs.

Edit: I'd forgotten about the 13 year old boy...Blondie.



GINGER!!!!!! GAAAA!!!! u do no ur infected by gingeritis now, dont u? just spreading around the disease huh?

EDIT: my count = 0

[This message has been edited by DiamondX (edited 03-20-2007).]
 #26 
Old 2007-03-20, 05:04
Maggotote Maggotote is offline
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I've only fucked a single woman in my life
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Old 2007-03-20, 05:19
H4T3 H4T3 is offline
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I'd have to say...

probably 20 ish

The girl that took my virginity

My best friends x-girlfriends(two different ones. He wasn't too well endowed.)

Her best friend.

Two SLUTS at the SAME TIME (thank god for penecillin.)

Some goth chick.

A crazy bitch.

A homeless girl.

A girl that cannot walk.

My enemies X-girlfriend.

The rest... well, I don't remember it.

I have contracted some STD's, but all of them could be fixed with penecillin. I get tested every two weeks. How old are you guys?

[This message has been edited by H4T3 (edited 03-20-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-20, 11:30
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quote:Originally posted by Galbador:

Compared to what?

Compared to his hand+lube/bed sheet. So he's spot on there.

2 for me, i never came in them cause they were like dead fish and the first girl i kept getting interrupted. Does that make me a virgin?
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Old 2007-03-20, 13:02
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quote:Originally posted by DiamondX:

GINGER!!!!!! GAAAA!!!! u do no ur infected by gingeritis now, dont u? just spreading around the disease huh?

EDIT: my count = 0

this post would have been more amusing if

a) It wasn't such an obvious suckup to 'ketch

b) the spelling didnt make me think of a middle schooler.

c) the count wasn't zero
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Old 2007-03-20, 18:16
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quote:Originally posted by arquin:

5.

The chick who killed her self.



Pics? no im not into necrophilia but hey dead ppl make me laugh!
 #31 
Old 2007-03-20, 19:13
uncoiledspaghetti uncoiledspaghetti is offline
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0. but i'm looking forward to losing it to the girl i love in 3 1/2 weeks.
 #32 
Old 2007-03-20, 19:21
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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One.
 #33 
Old 2007-03-20, 19:26
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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1st - my first boyfriend, we were together for over 2 years.

2nd - Adonis like Frenchman. Extremely attractive, but he got whisky dick like an hour in. I made a thread about it because I was naive and didn't realise that it had nothing to do with me.

3rd - Some random guy at a party. It was pretty fun, but I drunk dialled him the next weekend and he never called me back, lol.

4th - Random guy from the internet, we were friends with benefits for a few months. I really liked him and we're still kinda friends.

5th - Another random from the internet, he was 32 and I was only the second girl he slept with (I didn't know that at the time). We went on about ten dates, slept together twice and then he found another girl so I haven't talked to him since.

6th - My best friend at the time. Bad idea, I fell for him, he didn't fall for me

7th - My boyfriend, he's the best ever!!! The only man to ever make me come. I've came with other guys, but only because I did all the work...
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Old 2007-03-20, 19:34
MJR deus MJR deus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Brief not-too-detailed list..

The break dancer (boyfriend)

The Italian surfer/fighter (THE ex)

The graffiti artist

A few surfers

A few coke dealers (though I don't do coke)

A fucking PSYCHO

That guy who was like 5 feet tall (ahaha)

My best friend who died in a car accident

And the Dutch American soldier, my current boyfriend



So about hte five foot tall guy. Was he any good and do you dislike going out with short guys. And is 5'7" shoes on tall enough for you. Oh and how tall are you?

and apologies for bad grammar...
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Old 2007-03-20, 21:01
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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Nein.
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Old 2007-03-20, 21:23
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quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:



So about hte five foot tall guy. Was he any good and do you dislike going out with short guys. And is 5'7" shoes on tall enough for you. Oh and how tall are you?

and apologies for bad grammar...

Actually there were a few that were about the same height as me. I've never made the connection before, but they were definitely the all-stars in bed. (Big dicks, to boot!)

I'm 5'5, all of my boyfriends have been over 6'2. Not that I meant it to be that way. 5'8 is about the height where shortness begins to fade in my eyes, but I'm taller than the average chick so you should be alright.

I'd never not date a guy purely based on his height, but I'm sure it plays a subconscious role in my attraction. But then, I WAS REALLY sexually attracted those guys, I just didn't want to date them.
 
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