please read. i seriously need help.

ok so ive been having sex regularly with this girl and my english teachers daughter is notorious for being a slut and has always wanted to fuck my brains out but one of good friends was in love with her so i didnt make any moves. well, this girl im fucking is pretty much down for anything. her motto is, "ill try anything once."

so tonight im just chilling at home and my english teachers daughter texts me.

this conversation is word for word, honest.

her: "is mayra (the girl i drill) with you"

me: "no, why?"

her: "im just really horny"

at this point,IM FUCKING FREAKING OUT

me: "are you joking? what about your boyfriend?"

her: "where are you?"

me: "im eating dinner at Dennys.(lie) Seriously, whats up?"

her: "ive just been thinking about stupid shit."

me: "tell me."

her: "ill talk to you later."

me: "im so confused. why cant you tell me now?"

her: "Daniel (my friend that loves her) is in the car with me."

me: "you cant text it? now im curious"

her: "you should be"

me: "youre horny and you want me and mayra?"

her: "sorta"

me: "just mayra?"

her: "just you... mayra can come later."

me: "id be happy to oblige but it cant be tonight."

her: "o i c how it is"

me: "is this a one time thing or can i rain check it?"

her: "you can rain check it hun"

me: "when and where?"

her: "lets play it by ear."

me: "sounds good"

her: "good? just good?"

me: "its sounds better than good. it sounds unbelieveable."

her: "ha no way."

that part confused the hell out of me.

me: "i almost cant believe"

her: "you have no idea do you?"

me: "none. enlighten me"

her: "im so fucking horny"



what the fuck do i do? this is my senior year and im afraid if i fuck her and my teacher finds out shell fail me and i wont graduate. im already on the teachers shit list. I NEED YOUR HELP TOTSE.

::agronox::

What do you expect us to do? Take your place? I reckon you're boned anyway, because if you refuse now after telling her you want it, she might just go ahead and tell her Ma that you tried to tap her anyway, and she'll fail you for that...

...And if you were planning on going through with it, then why are you complaining? Enjoy it while you can mate!

Or did you ever think that since she said your mate was THERE WITH HER, that she and your mate just might be pulling your leg? Having a laugh at your expense eh?

[This message has been edited by Mojo Savage (edited 03-18-2007).]

i found out that she and her boyfriend were fighting and that everytime they get in a real bad fight, they each call a friend and try and fuck them to get back at the other person. it turns out that her boyfriend called my fuck buddy mayra and she turned him down and now shes gonna be in the threesome with me and her.

::agronox::

bump for urgency.

::agronox::

You don't need school. You need threesome though.

Make sure you use a condom though, this sounds dangerous!

Remember for the future agronox: boasting is bad.

quote:Originally posted by Agent 008:

Remember for the future agronox: boasting is bad.

Amen.

Now go fuck your brains out argo.

Fuck her and blackmail the teacher.



-deus-

Oh yes, forgot to mention. Taking pics, making videos and then posting them on totse is a good thing.

As my grandma used to say 'It will all end in tears'.

Seriously mate, as tempting as it might be...

Find someway to extract yourself honorably and kindly from the whole thing.(ie do not 'scorn' her advances...then Hell itself hath no fury like a crazy horney pyscho bitch scorned)

If you fuck the teachers daughter, you have nothing to worry about the teacher HAS to do her job and cannot let personal issues get in the way of her profession (marking your papers etc) she cannot decide to flunk you because she dislikes you for fucking her daughter she has to base it around your academic grades etc. Thats all I have to say.

quote:Originally posted by Alypal:

If you fuck the teachers daughter, you have nothing to worry about the teacher HAS to do her job and cannot let personal issues get in the way of her profession (marking your papers etc) she cannot decide to flunk you because she dislikes you for fucking her daughter she has to base it around your academic grades etc. Thats all I have to say.

Hey Agronax, why didn't you turn in your test? Well, I didn't find it in this stack of tests. You finished first? Well, it's not here. I guess you'll just have to take a zero.

quote:Originally posted by Can O Soup:

Hey Agronax, why didn't you turn in your test? Well, I didn't find it in this stack of tests. You finished first? Well, it's not here. I guess you'll just have to take a zero.

just for the record, my name isnt actually agronAx. I'm already on this teachers shit list and shes a mean vindictive bitch. her failing me is definitely an option.

::agronox::

Switch classes, have threesome, repeat.

Dude just get a lot of incriminating shit on your teacher from that girl and then just "drop" a copy of the photo or whatever.

cock tease...

really

Fuckin do it. Don't think, do. I remember my first threesome... It's a good call.

im leaning towards a 3 way relationship. all 3 of us are exclusive to each other. it sounds like a good alternative but i dont know how to suggest it. advice?

::agronox::

quote:Originally posted by agronox:

im leaning towards a 3 way relationship. all 3 of us are exclusive to each other. it sounds like a good alternative but i dont know how to suggest it. advice?

::agronox::

I'm not sure your girlfriend would be up for sharing you with somebody else. I mean, a threesome is one thing. But a three-way relationship is another. I thought you just wanted to have sex with this other girl?

quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

I'm not sure your girlfriend would be up for sharing you with somebody else. I mean, a threesome is one thing. But a three-way relationship is another. I thought you just wanted to have sex with this other girl?

thats the thing. shes not my girlfriend. were just fuck buddies. cant all 3 of us be fuck buddies,

step 1: go but a camcorder(sp)

step 2: set up camcorder

step 3: have 3some in front of camcorder

step 4 :post on totse for all of us to see

repeat as many times as needed

[This message has been edited by TLV (edited 03-18-2007).]

fuck her brains out

EDIT: Then fuck her mom.

[This message has been edited by HeaT (edited 03-19-2007).]

There is no way your teacher can fail you for fucking her. Just do it.

quote:Originally posted by Black Flag:

There is no way your teacher can fail you for fucking her. Just do it.

Just make sure you fuck her good, and you won't have a problem....

dude if she tells her mom just show her the texts sayin that she was the one that wanted to fuck you and you will be fine.

quote:Originally posted by agronox:

thats the thing. shes not my girlfriend. were just fuck buddies. cant all 3 of us be fuck buddies,

just be threesome buddies

First, yes a teacher can fail him because she wants to, she might have to shuffle it around so it looks legit, but I have had teachers do this to me, just because they didn't like me. Second, go for the threesome, and as said before post vid/pics.

quote:Originally posted by mike jones:

just be threesome buddies



sounds good. maybe ill try that out.

::agronox::

in all seriousness, i demand you somehow involve yourself in the following precarious situation;

you sneak into her second story window and begin boning. mid-bone, you hear her gargantuan mother rapidly ascending the squeaky wooden steps. at this point you employ the well practiced techniggernique of grabbing your clothes and sliding under the bed in one deft movement. "OH GADDD!!!!!!" you hear her mother scream, as her robust leg crashes through a fragile step and she becomes firmly lodged. you dust the spiderweb silk of the arachnid dungeon under her bed off and continue to bone the vixen for a few more hours, when suddenly you hear a meaty hand land on the doorknob and it jiggles loudly. the next thing you know, you're in the pitch black closet desperately searching for your clothes and you dress yourself in the first suitable garment you find. you peek out of a crack and see the lass's obese swine-mother with fresh wood splinters protruding from her obscene globular mass. she grunts unintelligibly for a few minutes on the satire of johnathan swift as well as her recent gruesome hysterectomy and leaves without noticing her daughter's mutilated crotch which now looks like undigested spaghetti mixed with a small dog that got stabbed a bunch of times. relieved, you decide to leave but not before raiding her fridge. as you pour fresh 2% milk down your aching gullet, out of the corner of your eye you see the horrific girth of your english teacher. she leans hunch and stamps one hoof, prepared to charge. she screams,"why are YOU IN MY HOUSE, AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY DAUGHTERSR'S LEOTARD??" stunned and unable to think of a clever excuse, you peer down are your sickly pale flesh matching obtusely with your flesh colored ballerina's garb that you must have gotten from her closet. Thinking with Jimmy Neutron like speed, you suddenly have an epiphany as to the location of the dungeon trolls true weakness, girl scout cookies. With Africanesque speed, you slap one of the countless boxes of samoas off her bulbous quadruple wide refrigerator. Her twinky sized lips will snarl. The hair on her pock-marked breasts will begin to bristle. Her tail will swing wildly, thrashing amongst the countless empty spam containers littering the battleground of a kitchen. She pounces! You tense in anticipation of the massive weight that will surely crush all every fragile meager bone in your comparatively minuscule body. A great thunderous crash resounds, yet you remain intact. Then you see the real target of her ferocious onslaught, the poor innocent samoas. As you gaze upon the horror that is a sweat soaked, exhausted beast of burden eagerly decimating boxes of cookies by the handful, a tear begins to form upon your delicate eyelid. Its just too much to watch. An ear piercing scream slices through the hot georgia night as the poor daughter, complete with a vaginal orifice resembling a regurgitated roast beef sandwhich appears from the love chamber. The beast stirs at the sound of one of her hatchlings in distress, to quell the threat, this part is imperative, throw a jaw crushing elbow into the strawberry blonde head of the poor lass. Don’t panic! Just do what your grandfather taught you, "every woman feels better after a face shot." luckily your placated penile tissue has enough juice for 2 last shots. So you go over to the mom and then you unzip your pants and start pulling your penis. It feels good. You continue to tug until you eventually ejacualate. Your man ropes decorate the chocolate covered visage. 1 down 1 to go. The girl lies unconscious and in need of considerable medical attention when you perambulate to her body and repeat the aforementioned process with ejaculation as the ultimate goal. The manipulation continues and again you spew a cornucopia of seminal fluids onto the bloody ruined mass of female flesh. A strawberry shortcake if you will. Then you start to walk away but you forgot to get your clothes and you go back inside and you get them and you put them on and then you leave.

daniel'd

I both applaud you, and would like to chill with you.

Whatever you are smoking, I want it.

quote:Originally posted by agronox:

im already on the teachers shit list.

::agronox::

In that case there's no problem. You're cleared to proceed.

Lets face it, you already know what you're going to do, and you just made this thread to brag about it.

quote:Originally posted by camper velourium:

in all seriousness, i demand you somehow involve yourself in the following precarious situation;

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daniel'd

Holy hell.

@camper velourium

Most awesome read ever.

What is camper velorium using? Because I would like to experience it...

grow a pair and do it.