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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2007-03-16, 23:12
mustache rider mustache rider is offline
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i read all of these threads here and i am riddled by 1 single question, repeated in my head. are all these people, who speak of their acts of fornication, bound in a holy union with their respective partner?

i am filled with fear when i suspect the answer is no.

Fornification is the greatest sin about oneself.

Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body, but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body I Corinthians 6:18

Marriage is honorable in all and the bed undefiled, but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge. Hebrews 13:4

Those bound in wedlock need not read on. All others:

Know you not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the Kingdom of God? Be not deceived, neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners shall inherit the Kingdom of God. Corinthians 6:9-11

Run away from sexual sin. Every

other sin people do is outside their bodies, but those who sin sexually sin against their own bodies. You should know that your body is a temple for the Holy Spirit who is in you. You have received the Holy Spirit from God. So you do not belong to yourselves, because you were bought by God for a price. So honor God with your bodies. Corinthians 6:18-20



[b]REMEMBER: Just as it would be unwise to try to ice skate on a lake in the middle of summer, it would be equally unwise to have sex outside of marraige.[b]

Marriage is honorable in all and the bed undefiled, but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge Hebrews 13:4

GOD made our bodies, so if we think our bodies are dirty and shameful, we are shunning GOD’s divine creation. And if we masturbate with shame and feelings of sinfulness, we are besmirching GOD’s blessing. Instead, we should celebrate our bodies and our sexual nature, and rejoice in the pleasure and satisfaction that they can bring us through masturbation. God’s birthright to us is joy, happiness, and health, and there are few moments more joyous than the moment of orgasm. Therefore, every time we masturbate, we should say a prayer of gratitude, thanking the Lord for our bodies, for sexual pleasure, and for masturbation as a means of experiencing the bliss of orgasm. Masturbation is no sin, it is truly a gift from GOD, and one that we should use with respect and righteousness to glorify him. Remember to always ritually cleanse yourself aftewards.

Give honor to marriage, and remain faithful to one another in marriage. God will surely judge people who are immoral and those who commit adultery.

Judgement will fall on those who are guilty of fornication and who fail to turn in repentance.

[This message has been edited by mustache rider (edited 03-16-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-16, 23:16
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You're right! I see it so clearly now!

I've accepted the error of my ways, and will now follow the word of God until judgment day is upon me, and I shall embrace God in all my purity.

EDIT: Decided to go sarcastic on this one.

[This message has been edited by ApocalypsePlease (edited 03-16-2007).]
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Old 2007-03-16, 23:29
Can O Soup Can O Soup is offline
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Please don't feed the trolls.
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Old 2007-03-16, 23:39
Wandering Wandering is offline
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Too late! Atheism for the win! I reject your god and place my porn in it's stead.
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Old 2007-03-16, 23:42
mustache rider mustache rider is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Wandering:

Too late! Atheism for the win! I reject your god and place my porn in it's stead.

Bless Your Heart, We Will Pray For You
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Old 2007-03-16, 23:50
Atticus_Ellis Atticus_Ellis is offline
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quote:Originally posted by mustache rider:

Bless Your Heart, We Will Pray For You
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Old 2007-03-17, 00:05
nuclearrabbit nuclearrabbit is offline
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Shut up.
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Old 2007-03-17, 00:09
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Jesus loves you.
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Old 2007-03-17, 00:22
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hmmm slightly more intelligent than the usual trolling we get.
 
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