Right so I have been playing these two girls around recently.

One of them I've known for about 4 years. We've had a couple of things go on between us in that time. She's always happy and whenever me and her are together lulz are guaranteed to ensue.

I went out with the other one just over a year ago for about a month. She is amazing in bed.

So bring us to the present. I've been seeing both of the girls over the last couple of weeks. They both want me. For me, this is great, I got two bitches. I should keep them both and just play them along, yeah?

Problem

They are both going to be in this same club on Saturday night. I will also be going to this club.

WTF DO I DO?

I can't dance with one of them because then the other one will get pissed off. I can't dance with neither of them because then they will BOTH be like "wtf why aren't you dancing with me".

So yeah, I'm pretty stuck. What should I do?

Hire an escort, dance with her, and then sex her on the dancefloor, whilst wearing Rollerblades.

Or make your choice? Gasp!

Make up the perfect excuse for not having to go to that club.

quote:Originally posted by Father Time:

Make up the perfect excuse for not having to go to that club.

Ask them both sperately if there into threesomes, if either says no, then make excuse not to be there, if yes then you fucking struck gold mother fucker!

But it's the best club in town and loads of people I know are going to be there. Plus it's my buddies birthday and everyone is going there.

Sidenote: WTF?! There were 8 posts in this thread earlier and they have all gone. UBB can suck my dick.

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Break your foot, or tell them you sprained your ankle.

Just don't go say you're sick.

Pick the one you get along with better in the long term.

As for the hottest party in town, your happiness is more important than a bunch of socialites.

Go to the wrong club, then call one of them after about an hour saying "Where the fuck are you?? I've been here for over an hour waiting for you!!" thus separating them, then have your way. The other one will be none the wiser. And she will call you, which you will ignore, then go to the bathroom and call her back saying you are at a totally different club some where across town from where you actually are, she will go there, probably to surprise you, then when she calls when you aren't there, tell her you went home cuz you got tired of waiting...problem solved



or threesome it and post pics

(of them) or it didn't happen

[This message has been edited by Blaydes (edited 03-17-2007).]