so i was at a party, drinking my hawaiian cocktail with the cool little umbrella, and i am greeted by the most vulgar and repulsive woman i have ever seen. I estimate she weighed about 300 lb's and was a sufferer of some face eating cancer. I immediately turned my back on the grotesque abomination and continued socializing with less visually insulting people. Little did i know she slipped a drug into my cocktail and the next thing i know, im beside her in a bed trying to climb my way out of her fat, she awakens and begins claiming that she may be pregnant because we didnt use contracpetion???????

what should I do totse? is she lying? Should I just pretend its not mine? Should I kick her in the stomach? I'm scared, help!

Tell me how you are going to get your dick up on a roofie?

Can we please keep this thread exclusive to non-fat people please, i dont want to offend you fat bastards

I'm totally stoned and rocking out.

Sucks to be you.