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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-03-16, 04:25
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ATTN: The Rabbi
I just read your response (as to why you've changed). I'm very sorry to hear that, and while I know it's no consolation to you, remember that there's plenty of fresh pussy in the sea.
Best of luck mate.
By the way, are you still going for med school?
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#2
 2007-03-16, 04:27
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HideandSeek 
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Re: ATTN: The Rabbi
None of you should be having sex outside of marriage.
To The Rabbi: You are following an obsolete religion, you can only be saved through Jesus Christ.
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#3
 2007-03-16, 04:28
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Re: ATTN: The Rabbi
quote:Originally posted by HideandSeek:
None of you should be having sex outside of marriage.
To The Rabbi: You are following an obsolete religion, you can only be saved through Jesus Christ.
Is this a serious post?
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#4
 2007-03-16, 04:33
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Re: ATTN: The Rabbi
quote:Originally posted by HideandSeek:
None of you should be having sex outside of marriage.
To The Rabbi: You are following an obsolete religion, you can only be saved through Jesus Christ.
Hey, Jesus-Hugger: Worry more about yourself, because if you keep bothering me I might have to bring out the .38.
Why don't you go waste your time with this instead http://tinyurl.com/3xqvvt and leave me to my kick ass DEATH METAL, DRUGS, AND SEX.
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#5
 2007-03-16, 04:35
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HideandSeek 
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Re: ATTN: The Rabbi
quote:Originally posted by Rykoshet:
Hey, Jesus-Hugger: Worry more about yourself, because if you keep bothering me I might have to bring out the .38.
Why don't you go waste your time with this instead http://tinyurl.com/3xqvvt and leave me to my kick ass DEATH METAL, DRUGS, AND SEX.
Do you want to burn up in hell?
Why not turn from your sinful lifestyle and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
"I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. If you know me, you will know my Father also."
-John 14:6-7
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#6
 2007-03-16, 04:37
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Re: ATTN: The Rabbi
quote:Originally posted by HideandSeek:
Do you want to burn up in hell?
Why not turn from your sinful lifestyle and accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?
"I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. If you know me, you will know my Father also."
-John 14:6-7
Yeah, that's a great way to live your life, based on a prelude to Harry Potter that happened two thousand fucking years ago. Sounds like a plan.
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#7
 2007-03-16, 04:38
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Re: ATTN: The Rabbi
quote:Originally posted by Dextros:
Yeah, that's a great way to live your life, based on a prelude to Harry Potter that happened two thousand fucking years ago. Sounds like a plan.
will you marry me?
you know, so we can have sex without it being a sin.
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#8
 2007-03-16, 04:40
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Dextros 
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Re: ATTN: The Rabbi
quote:Originally posted by uncoiledspaghetti:
will you marry me?
you know, so we can have sex without it being a sin.
I'm pretty sure anal isn't a sin. 
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#9
 2007-03-16, 04:41
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Re: ATTN: The Rabbi
quote:Originally posted by Dextros:
Yeah, that's a great way to live your life, based on a prelude to Harry Potter that happened two thousand fucking years ago. Sounds like a plan.
It's much better to live following values which have survived for thousands of years than something which is completely untested and made up less than a century ago.
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#10
 2007-03-16, 04:44
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Dextros 
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Re: ATTN: The Rabbi
quote:Originally posted by HideandSeek:
It's much better to live following values which have survived for thousands of years than something which is completely untested and made up less than a century ago.
Like anal? I heard it isn't sex if you jizz in a Bible instead of the girl. I don't now if it's true, but it sure the Hell is fun.
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