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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-03-16, 00:56 |
greesyhamburger 
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 lost virginity today and got caught
today I was with this girl at my house and my parents went out, only my older brother was home but he was sleeping cuz he smoked hella today, in case he woke up we decided to do it on the bathroom floor with some blankets and shit. right when I finished I heard the back door open. My dad went in the room right next to the bathroom and saw her come out right after me, he just smiled and later told me hed take my door off if it happened again. we didnt realize we spent 40 minutes in there. He didnt tell my mom though. So worth it though,
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2007-03-16, 01:01 |
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Re: lost virginity today and got caught
Your dad=badass
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2007-03-16, 01:02 |
chumpion
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Re: lost virginity today and got caught
So..... you waited until your brother passed out, and did him on the bathroom floor? And your dad caught you?
Damn dude - I wouldn't go posting that shit on here.....
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2007-03-16, 01:05 |
missing_cipher
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Re: lost virginity today and got caught
quote:Originally posted by Star Wars Fan:
Your dad=badass
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#5
2007-03-16, 01:07 |
greesyhamburger
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Re: lost virginity today and got caught
next time we probably gonna fuck on E
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#6
2007-03-16, 01:34 |
Rocko
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Re: lost virginity today and got caught
Heh, your Dad is cool. It would have been better if he kicked the door down and barreled in holding a video camera in one hand and a broom in the other yelling "SHOO! SHOO!"
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#7
2007-03-16, 01:36 |
SeventhSon
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Re: lost virginity today and got caught
(shakes penis at thread)
WOO WOO!
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#8
2007-03-16, 01:42 |
gogetalife13579
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Re: lost virginity today and got caught
quote:Originally posted by greesyhamburger:
next time we probably gonna fuck on E
Dear GOD you are SO FUCKING HARDCORE!!!!!!
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#9
2007-03-16, 01:43 |
greesyhamburger
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Re: lost virginity today and got caught
the door was locked for a reason
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#10
2007-03-16, 04:28 |
HideandSeek
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Re: lost virginity today and got caught
You shouldn't be having sex outside of God's holy institution of marriage.
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#11
2007-03-16, 04:35 |
Vargv
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Re: lost virginity today and got caught
quote:Originally posted by HideandSeek:
You shouldn't be having sex outside of God's holy institution of marriage.
QFT!
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#12
2007-03-16, 04:51 |
ScaryDangerous
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Re: lost virginity today and got caught
lmao... wow, that isnt suspicious. but notice how your dad did not OPEN or KNOCK on the door. seriously, that's pretty cool. and yeh, time flies when you're messing with a chick, i was at my friends house and me and my girl were fooling around, losing our virginity and what not, we were in there for like 2 hours according to my friend, who fell asleep.
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