Mrs.Ketch being somewhat agrophobic, I have just been up to the local shop to buy a packet of san towels. No big deal, I'm just annoyed that I forgot when I went to the supermarket yesterday.

And in a higly unusual turn of speed the woman serving me found a paper bag to cover the offending and shameful articles in.

I mean , it would be social death for me to walk down the street carrying a packet of..of..of..I don't think I can bring myself to say the word.[/rant]

Some people in the grocery shelf maintenance industry intentionally drop whole boxes of the stuff when prude looking women walk by.

What is a san towel?

quote:Originally posted by Mephistos Minion:

What is a san towel?

A product used by women to remain sanitary when the painters are in.

Oh a tampon pad thingo. Pfft, english women suck. I met an english bloke (well many) while I was in London, and there were no pretty girls.

quote:Originally posted by Mephistos Minion:

Oh a tampon pad thingo. Pfft, english women suck. I met an english bloke (well many) while I was in London, and there were no pretty girls.

I think you'll find it was infact the 24/7 wall-to-wall rain simply blurring your vision. Being a colonial you are, of course, not used to having water that can't be surfed and that falls from the sky.



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quote:Originally posted by Mephistos Minion:

Oh a tampon pad thingo. Pfft, english women suck. I met an english bloke (well many) while I was in London, and there were no pretty girls.

Unlucky mate. I have seen many fit birds in London. There must have been a few good looking ones..

I come from a country where every woman has a vagina, and damned if you don't know about it.

My mother also made go in and buy several packets of panty liners when I was about twelve and first started getting my period. Shame is something that's very hard to have in my house it would seem.

Jack, why did you have to get your wifes sanitry towels. she's the one that needs them, and they are her responibility, unless you burnt the other pack or something. Jacky if she asked you to get them and she wasnt prepared to get them herself she cant nag just because you did the guy thing and did the one-two step and got the easy way.



/rant

/Sam's speech

lol me and my mates buy tampons, dip them in vaseline and set light to them, then spin them round by the string and let go..

MOLOTOV EVERYTHING!

quote:Originally posted by RemadE:

lol me and my mates buy tampons, dip them in vaseline and set light to them, then spin them round by the string and let go..

MOLOTOV EVERYTHING!



I did the same thing but sprayed them deodrant. yeah, it was in a bb gun war...



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quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

Jack, why did you have to get your wifes sanitry towels. she's the one that needs them, and they are her responibility, unless you burnt the other pack or something. Jacky if she asked you to get them and she wasnt prepared to get them herself she cant nag just because you did the guy thing and did the one-two step and got the easy way.



/rant

/Sam's speech

Jack is not a Transvestite like you dumbass. When you go into a store you can be either Jack or Jill. You can play both gender sides.

Pure men don't have the luxuries of a transvestite.

actually jack and jill originated from a book by james patterson about two high prfile killers who kill the rich and famous of washington. they finally killed the president, the story was great but i loved how it was calculated and precise. so if you get a chance read it, btw jack and jill where also the preisedents and his wifes nicknames. so it was ironic theres was it aswell. so yeah, im just a guy

quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

actually jack and jill originated from a book by james patterson about two high prfile killers who kill the rich and famous of washington. they finally killed the president, the story was great but i loved how it was calculated and precise. so if you get a chance read it, btw jack and jill where also the preisedents and his wifes nicknames. so it was ironic theres was it aswell. so yeah, im just a guy

The nursery rhyme probably came first.

quote:Originally posted by baloo:

The nursery rhyme probably came first.

Gee, ya think?

Or maybe he's referring to the inspiration for his screen name?

no pretty women in london? wow! where the hell was you? because round the back of staples doesnt really count,okay so there all really up there own arses but who gives a shit london is full of beutiful women.

i can't believe i toook offense by that,i don't even live in london.

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quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

Jack, why did you have to get your wifes sanitry towels. she's the one that needs them, and they are her responibility, unless you burnt the other pack or something.

God forbid anybody ever do something for somebody else.

Heh, Jack's threads are the best part of this forum.

One of my favourite things to do is buy tampons from a shop near me which is staffed entirely by Muslim men.

Their reactions are just priceless .

Jx

I enjoy making a foolish scene when buying "sensative materials".

If I can't make it at least someone outlandish, I really don't want to buy it.

quote:Originally posted by Jessic:

One of my favourite things to do is buy tampons from a shop near me which is staffed entirely by Muslim men.

Their reactions are just priceless .

Jx

Next time buy a carrot and some Astroglide. Then next time, a cucumber and some Astroglide. And then a marrow and some Astroglide. And then, finally, a dictionary and some Astroglide. Bet the looks on their faces would be the very definition of lol.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

Next time buy a carrot and some Astroglide. Then next time, a cucumber and some Astroglide. And then a marrow and some Astroglide. And then, finally, a dictionary and some Astroglide. Bet the looks on their faces would be the very definition of lol.

They don't sell Astroglide .

Would margerine be a good substitute?

Jx

me and my buddy always wanted to go in together and buy condoms, various cooking tools that could go in the butt, and then somethign like a cheese grater.

they would be lol'ed cause of the comdoms and the bum probes, but then left wtf'ing about the cheese grater.

I've bought cucumbers, mayonnaise, baby new potatoes and Vaseline before. It was only when they were going down the checkout belt that I realised how it looked.

All I wanted to do was make potato salad and heal my dry, cracked lips

Any obvious lubricant would do.

I still need to try the razorblades and candy thing on Halloween.

I've bought exlax and latex gloves before. I thought about getting some gum or something else with it to make it less awkward, but I decided against it.

Also, when I worked the night shift stocking shelves at Target, whenever I was assigned to the "lady" section this old woman would always do it for me, as if the embarrassment of handling packages by myself in the middle of the night was just too much to handle. I didn't mind too much though, it saved me like an hours worth of work...

quote:Originally posted by Mr.Happy:

I've bought cucumbers, mayonnaise, baby new potatoes and Vaseline before. It was only when they were going down the checkout belt that I realised how it looked.

All I wanted to do was make potato salad and heal my dry, cracked lips

Any obvious lubricant would do.

I still need to try the razorblades and candy thing on Halloween.

I once bought vaseline, razorblades, a cucumber and some latex gloves.

But the difference is i did it on purpose

Funny, i was through London at the end of summer catching a flight back to the states from Africa, and i had a ridiculously long layover (like 12 hours) so i decided to go shoe shopping (fuck you) and find a nice pub for some fish and chips and Guinness.

I almost decided to miss my connecting flight and NEVER GO HOME. The amount of good looking ass walking around London was fucking astounding. I cant wait to go back for a longer visit.

So you sir (Mephistos Minion), are either blind, retarded, or have no taste in women.