She was sitting on my ass massaging my back and I heard a weird noise, like some weird lip noise and a fart together. She said it was a queef and she gets them only once in a while.

It was definitely odd hearing it.

So girls, what do you think of vaginal flatulence? Does it smell, how loud can it get, can you release on command?

high five!

Why, pray tell, would you want to know about that?

I would guess she farted, and didn't want you to think girls did that type of thing.

Oh, and congrats for getting a girl to drop her guts on your back......

Hey...You popped your cherry!

Yay.

Every time I take my girl from behind I hear a loud queef. It's kinda funny. Then I fuck her.

Queefs only smell if she doesn't clean her cervical teeth regularly. Sorta vaginal halitosis.

Did you jizz all over?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Queefs only smell if she doesn't floss her cervical teeth regularly. Sorta vaginal halitosis.

Queefs are hilarious. Women seem to hate them though. Even kills their mood sometimes... just weird.

Just wait till you're eating a chick out a get hit by one of those in the face....not hilarious.

I remember I was hangin' out with a couple of chicks once and we got on topic of queefs.

Cue them queefing on command and laughing their asses off for like 10 minutes.

Then one was like "Hey, you should prob go wipe or somethin"

"nah its cool"

*continues to smoke their weed*

[This message has been edited by baliente (edited 03-15-2007).]

Sweet baby jesus....

quote:Originally posted by memoryhole:

Sweet baby jesus....

And in all Solemness, Good Lord almighty.

quote:Originally posted by memoryhole:

Just wait till you're eating a chick out a get hit by one of those in the face....not hilarious.

Hahahahhaha... thats what YOU think!

quote:Originally posted by baliente:

"Hey, you should prob go wipe or somethin"

"nah its cool"

You, good sir, hang out with some classy ladies!

This happened without actually penetrating her? She's either a slut or she just farted on you.

quote:Originally posted by memoryhole:

Just wait till you're eating a chick out a get hit by one of those in the face....not hilarious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

quote:Originally posted by Chrisjay:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ahahaha thats what i was gonna say god damn.

That will be a day I never forget....

My mates wife can do it on command, he told us all at her twenty first, she was then proved it to us all.

Having a dozen drunk people standing round really quietly listing to a chick queef is quite funny.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

cervical teeth

What the fuck?

And I think I've only ever done it once from sex. A couple times before, but I think I can honestly say about 3 times in my life that I know of.

quote:Originally posted by Duck In Fog:

What the fuck?



The level of ignorance on this board is, quite frankly, astounding.

It is even more worrying when girls know so little about their own bodies.

SO yet again, Granddad Ketch will explain.

All women have a ring shaped hard layer of jagged skin around the mouth of their cervix. This ring can contract and 'bite' anything unlucky enough to be in its way.

It is very important that all virgin boys know this and act accordingly , by ALWAYS using a latex based condom (the teeth are bloody sharp but can't penetrate rubber).

AMERICAN BOYS are particularly at risk and as their cocks are already mutilated they can ill afford to lose even more skin.



THIS WAS A PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BY YOUR MOD.

hahahahahahahahahahaha @ this thread

Jacky, i hope in turns 'losing' you arnt implying foreskin? as what would she take off mine? (yeah, ive been jewed)



I dont have ignorance!



GOD IM THE FUCKING BEST!

jokes

i'd donkey punch any bitch who was so up herself that she would release a queef at any time.

impolite fuckers

thats special

It's just air that's made its way into the vagina somehow. Since it's just air it doesn't smell.

My first boyfriend wasn't very experienced (neither was I) and he got some pretty loud queefs out of me, lol. It doesn't happen very often with my current boyfriend, just sometimes after doggy style. When it happens we both laugh and then move on with our lives...haha queefing is funny.