I think this needs to be said.

Women get way too much shit from men, you never fucking hear men say something good about women except in respect to their bodies. What the fuck? I mean, jesus christ, I've been fucked over by women so many times, but it was really my own damn fault(well, except in the case of my mother).

But seriously, ladies, you kick ass. You're there for us, you treat our wounds (whether they be physical or mental), you make us feel like we're actually worth something.

"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe[/i]."

ashduiahduiashduih there's so much I'm trying to say but my head hurts too much to say it

ah! and their bodies! oh dear lord, I worship women. so divine...so beautiful...

does anyone understand what I'm saying?

You get a thumbs up for attempting to quote Donne.

I do man, I do.

I have the magical ability to pick out super cunts and put them aside, leaving only the goood women.

I like the caring, softness, mothers touch kinda thing. It's nice. I don't like all women, I'm quite picky but the ones that I do know, all have good traits.

But I already found my favorite one, and she's the best =)

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

You get a thumbs up for attempting to quote Donne.

yeah, I was trying to go somewhere further with that idea, but I am just too...

and i love men.

yeah they fuck up too but mostly it's because they're so damn confused about all the million things we want at once.

they try to protect us and take care of us. they tell us we're beautiful and try to make us actually believe it. and they might not remember every anniversary or birthday or "hey, remember the first time we..." but god do they try. and you know, it's pretty endearing the way they look so tough but you know that they're capable of being incredibly gentle.

and you want to talk about bodies? when something can make you feel so safe while they're holding you but turn you into a fucking animal just by getting naked...that is sexy.

i salute men. and i salute rizzo.

this is a rad thread.

Too sad? Too high?

I don't think that anyone gets the respect they deserve anymore, male or female. I think it's a product of our modern society.

I'm not bitching about the lack of manners, I'm talking about people feeling entitled to everything. I really should say thank you to more people, not as a gesture of courtesy but because there are a lot of people who really do help me out in my daily life.

I am so glad I am not woman.

Men are wired to judge women based on looks.

Seriously guys, have you ever been turned on by anything other than the hot body?

(when I say ever I dont mean like ever-ever ofc)

Women actually do judge on personality and looks merely account for the first impression.

And I get to vote.

quote:Originally posted by ApocalypsePlease:

Too sad? Too high?



I ran out of weed, and I took too much baclofen and codeine. Shitty drugs that just make me feel shitty.

It's not like I even feel depressed about myself...I just keep thinking about everything I've ever done that has hurt somebody and it makes me want to die inside...nobody deserves it...

this is seriously fucking me up and I've got no one to fucking talk to. that's what I get for being an antisocial fuckwad.

shit, I can't even get mad at myself, I'm not really an antisocial fuckwad.

oh god, I'm going to regret all this tomorrow...why am I telling &t all this?

oh yeah. because there is NO ONE fucking else.

even if all my friends weren't at school, there'd only be a small number of people that actually cared, and an even smaller number of people that would even understand.

somebody post something funny, I'm in desperate need of lulz.

quote:Seriously guys, have you ever been turned on by anything other than the hot body?

Oh god yes, are you kidding me?

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 03-14-2007).]

I think that the point that you say "I have to use this drug because I'm out of the other one", you have a bit of a problem. Perhaps. I dunno, I'm not your mother.

Here's some funny pics. I hope you havent seen them already.

EDIT: Just go to the totse IRC room.

http://tinyurl.com/2vl3cj http://tinyurl.com/32kdb7

[This message has been edited by ApocalypsePlease (edited 03-14-2007).]

brown noser

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/index.html

Have some cats. They're full of cute.

I know a handful of great women and am in a relationship with a wonder. They're out there.

quote:No man is an island, entire of itself

every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main

if a clod be washed away by the sea,

Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were,

as well as if a manor of thy friends or of thine own were

any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind

and therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls

it tolls for thee.

-John Donne

quote:Originally posted by Bean_Doodle:



Seriously guys, have you ever been turned on by anything other than the hot body?

(when I say ever I dont mean like ever-ever ofc)

.

Uhm why do think the americans invented muscle cars or god taught the french how to cook??!

It usually makes me mad when people tell jokes like "women shouldn't leave the kitchen!" and "women aren't good at anything but making babies" to a girls face.

I mean, I'm all down for a good laugh if the joke is funny, but saying it a girl is just fucked up. Would you tell a nigger joke to a black? or a holocaust joke to a jew?

I'm saying this because my friend was doing this the other day to this chick I like and it was making the both of us mad.

quote:Originally posted by Cozy Amnesia:

It usually makes me mad when people tell jokes like "women shouldn't leave the kitchen!" and "women aren't good at anything but making babies" to a girls face.

I mean, I'm all down for a good laugh if the joke is funny, but saying it a girl is just fucked up. Would you tell a nigger joke to a black? or a holocaust joke to a jew?

I'm saying this because my friend was doing this the other day to this chick I like and it was making the both of us mad.

well yes, yes I would. either you can laugh at nothing, or everything. otherwise you are merely a hypocrite arbitrarily deciding what is and what is not "fucked up". all humor is fucked. comedy is the second greatest tragedy there is. ever wonder why so many comedians are depressed? just look at bill hicks.

I've often thought about making an "I Love Men" thread. Men are just so great. Beautiful and simple.

get over it.

quote:Originally posted by Rizzo in a box:



ah! and their bodies! oh dear lord, I worship women. so divine...so beautiful...



I agree with the other stuff as well, just this more so

quote:Originally posted by Ballin:

get over it.

Wat it do.

No! I would have something more productive on my mind if it weren't for women.

Women are like the pretty blue light of the bug zapper, and I am but a moth heading straight for the beautiful light (because I just can't help myself) just to be zapped in the end.

Do I have to be the downer in here and rant about how I hate men?

Fine, I won't.

Men are lovely sometimes. They're all "rawr, I'm big and tough and mean and strong and I are IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS" and then a girl smiles at them, or does a pouty face, or... hell, a girl does ANYTHING and they turn into soft little vulnerable, cuddly balls of fluff that only want a hug and maybe some lovin'. Even the "toughest" guy can turn into a big teddy bear. It's cute. Awww, I wanna go give my boyfriend a big hug now.

Dude don't ever blame yourself for being fucked over... If its your fault then you fucked her over and got retaliated on, not fucked over. But yes, I do tire of hearing guys constantly talking about how they want to fuck all these girls. Sex is not everything, and those of you who disagree will live sad lonely lives...I don't give a fuck how cool you think you are now...keep doing what your doing cuz no chick wants a 40 year old loser who's never been married still hitting the clubs trying to pick up 20 yo chicks...they will laugh at you...thats why the Fonze is no more...

I love a few women, with all my heart.

The rest I'm not so keen on.

women are gay

When you grow up a little you start to appreciate the other things about women.

For you to say all guys are chauvanistic animals who believe women are there for solely for sex, well, I say screw you. I know many people who would be like myself: The contrary to your belief.

I agree to a certain extent that guys can think with the smaller head but they tend to be people who shouldn't reproduce anyway!

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Men are just so great. Beautiful and simple.

That and I love the male body.