I'll just lay down several of the signals I've picked up over the last week or two (in chronological order) from the girl I've been interested in:

1)We're attracted to each other the fist time we meet, no doubt about it.

2)I get black out drunk and sexually harass her. I thought I fucked things up, but maybe not...

3)The next day, I'm stoned laying on her couch at her place when she says she has to change into her work cloths. She tells me to look away and proceeds to change - panties and everything - so she's completely necked facing her body straight towards me in plain view while I try my best to not turn around.

4)We start hanging out a lot more. I mean, every day, several times a day. We go to bars together, just me and her. We stay kind of playful and all, but I just can't tell if she's really affectionate or giving me signals and I'm too stupid to act upon them.

5)She comes over to my dorm room (we live in the same dorm same floor) in her nightwear (not quite underwear, but very revealing) late at night and we watch movies like the 40 year old virgin, share the same bed, and talk about sex until one of us passes out.

Ok, for most chicks I would assume this to be very heavy hinting. But for her I just can't tell! I mean, we haven't even kissed. I just don't know if we've become really good, open friends or it's time for me to just shove my tongue into her mouth until her cloths are off. We definitally had somthing going on upon meeting each other, but now I don't know.

Given the info I told you, what would you say? What should I do? Do you think she got over her original crush and moved on or is it still alive and kicking?

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Oh, and sorry for another pathetic help-me-hook-up thread.

I think you should go for it. Next time you have her alone, move in and see what happens.

Yeah move in, but don't shove your tongue down her throat. Just give her a sweet kiss, get smoochy and close.

If you just try to fuck her straight up she'll piss bolt in the opposite direction.

Ok.

She said she's going to come over to my place tonight once she gets done drinking with friends.

We're both a little drunk, so now would be a good time. I'll tell her how I feel first, sounds good?

Get all deep and meaningful without saying anything specific.

Get nice and close, nuzzle her face then kiss her gently around her face.

I think that'd be your best shot.

quote:Originally posted by CatharticWeek:



Get all deep and meaningful without saying anything specific.

Get nice and close, nuzzle her face then kiss her gently around her face.

I think that'd be your best shot.

I use this move all the time. Works great.

I don't get this shit.. that people need to be told "nuzzle your face into hers and gently kiss her". Like no shit... do you all have fucking aspergers or something? Then again I'm not surprised when he asks how to get with this girl after he mentions her stripping infront of him. This isn't the fucking rosetta stone. There is nothing to decipher here. Stick tab A into slot B already for christizzle.

Yeah I know, I'm pathetic. I realize that.

quote:Originally posted by Cozy Amnesia:

Ok.

She said she's going to come over to my place tonight once she gets done drinking with friends.

We're both a little drunk, so now would be a good time. I'll tell her how I feel first, sounds good?

IT TOTALLY WORKED! I love taking my own advice.

Although no action went down (but only because she made it apparent that she didn't wanf to do anything when we're a little fucked up), we talked about exactly what I told you guys in my original post.

And we set up a "date" and all that noise.

So it kind of backfired, because all I wanted was a fling and she told me she's been looking for a boyfriend. She's crazy. She cries a lot, has baggage, is addicted to pain killers, has major anxiety issues, etc.

Oh well, I haven't had an interesting high-drama relationship in a while.

[This message has been edited by Cozy Amnesia (edited 03-14-2007).]

So she came over, cuddled, and then said she doesn't want to go further when she's drunk? My good sir, if she won't blow your spuds when she's drunk, then it's never going to happen.

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

So she came over, cuddled, and then said she doesn't want to go further when she's drunk? My good sir, if she won't blow your spuds when she's drunk, then it's never going to happen.

Well, we're both on xanax and bacardi 151 and the last time she overdosed on xanax she woke up completely naked in her dealer's bed. So I think she's scared now to allow guys to "take advantage of her." Like I said, she has issues.

And don't judge our relationship on whether or not I "blow my spuds when she's drunk." I agree with her that it would be better to have sober sex.

I like her a lot, we've grown into really close friends (which is why I was confused earlier about her signals), but if this turns into a relationship it's going to be CRAZY!

quote:Originally posted by Cozy Amnesia:

I like her a lot, we've grown into really close friends

This is tragic. I'm offering a 10 to 1 line against you getting any play from this girl. Any takers?

God damn I've never been more confused in my life.

All I want to do is have sex. She wants a boyfriend. What to do?

Think about if you really only want sex, then be honest with her about the conclusions you reach. No point in starting a relationship based on a lie.

quote:Originally posted by Euda:

Think about if you really only want sex, then be honest with her about the conclusions you reach. No point in starting a relationship based on a lie.

Expert.

Man, is all of totse seriously this retarded?

Of course she likes you. Even if she doesn't, you might as well assume she does.

Think about it this way:

1) You assume she likes you. Chances are, if you even have the slightest notion, she likes you. You end up fooling around, in a relationship, whatever.

2) You assume she doesn't like you. Maybe she does, but now, you'll never know.

Take a page from a salesman: Always assume the sale.

quote:Originally posted by just a name:

Man, is all of totse seriously this retarded?

Of course she likes you. Even if she doesn't, you might as well assume she does.

Think about it this way:

1) You assume she likes you. Chances are, if you even have the slightest notion, she likes you. You end up fooling around, in a relationship, whatever.

2) You assume she doesn't like you. Maybe she does, but now, you'll never know.

Take a page from a salesman: Always assume the sale.

You're right, she likes me. I'm just pathetic.

It's never been this complicated, thats all.