I was having an argument with this guy I work with about whether it would be weird or not having sex with a mermaid.

This guy was telling me about a movie he saw with a sexy mermaid that he would pipe in an instant but that got me thinking. Since a mermaids half human and half fish and her vagina is located in her lower fish half then technically you would be fucking a fish.

When I pointed that out to him he replied "Id have no problem with that". Thinking it over i probably wouldnt have a problem with it either. The fact that her upper half is human takes away alot of the weirdness of having sex with a fish.

Would you fuck a mermaid?



[This message has been edited by fishtea (edited 03-14-2007).]

'Under the sea, cha cha, life is much better...down where its wetter, take it from meeeeee...cha cha.'

I love that song. The little mermaid might be a kids movie but it has some fuckin good tunes.

Down here all the fishy is happy, down here on the ocean floor, such wonderful things around you, what more is you looking...... UNDER THE SEA UNDER THE SEA

I'm 22 years old.

Fuck EVERYBODY that doesnt love disney movies/music. You never grow out of that shit, ever.

Kiss the girl.

Circle of life.

A whole new world.

Colors of the wind.

It doesnt get better then this, people. It just doesnt.

Fuck no. Her pussy'd smell fishy as hell.

Do you know any girls with pussies that dont smell like fish?

Im 21 myself and still watch childrens cartoons. Whenever my niece is around she takes over the TV but some of the shit she watches is hilarious. This one cartoon cracks me up all the time i cant remember the name but its about a grim reaper, a stupid kid called billy, and a psychotic little girl.

It might be a kids cartoon but its funny shit especially when your stoned. My personal favorites Ren and Stimpy though. Spongebob and Rockos Modern Life are good too. They shoiuld make more cartoons like them.

Yeah actually i do. I have a standing rule that any female who shares my bed cannot have a fishy vagina. A fishy vagina in my book is grounds for immediate expulsion from the premises.

I dont mind the smell of pussy- just those that smell like a week old can of tuna was shoved up their cooch.

Dont piss in my porridge and sing the national anthem.

quote:Originally posted by SilentMind:

I'm 22 years old.

Fuck EVERYBODY that doesnt love disney movies/music. You never grow out of that shit, ever.

Kiss the girl.

Circle of life.

A whole new world.

Colors of the wind.

It doesnt get better then this, people. It just doesnt.

Prince alliiiii, fabulous heeee, alia- babwaaaa....

Strong as ten regular men, fabulous is he!

A hundred bad guys with swords?

Who sent those men to his lords?

It's prinnnce...Ahhh...liiii!