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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-03-14, 01:55
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Taquito 
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Soggy biscuit
....also known as cum biscuit depending on your region.
Its when a bunch of guys circle jerk on a piece of food and the last one to finish has to eat it.
My friend says he played at a party once and didn't lose. He keeps saying we should get a bunch of guys and play. Should I be worried?
I don't think I could play. Even if I was sure I wouldn't lose, I really don't want my friends eating load.
So...anybody played?
Would you?
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#2
 2007-03-14, 01:56
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thephickler 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
No and no.
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#3
 2007-03-14, 01:57
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Re: Soggy biscuit
Well that sounds like a barrel of laughs.
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#4
 2007-03-14, 01:59
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Re: Soggy biscuit
Its called a limp biscuit as far as i know, where the band got its name.
And no, i havent nor would I play
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#5
 2007-03-14, 02:00
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Re: Soggy biscuit
Of all the homophobic content on this board, this one actually seems valid, and no I wouldnt, dude, thats why you get a chick if you are really that bored and need to blow your wad...
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#6
 2007-03-14, 02:00
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dodging the rain and tractors
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Re: Soggy biscuit
B-bb-b-b ut that means you'd SEE ANOTHER BOY'S WILLY and then you'd be gay!
[/sarcasm]
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#7
 2007-03-14, 02:01
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Keriba 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
What the hell.... People think of the strangest 'games'.
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#8
 2007-03-14, 02:01
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Re: Soggy biscuit
thats the dumbest game ever
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#9
 2007-03-14, 02:02
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lisdexic 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
Fuck no I wouldn't play.
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#10
 2007-03-14, 02:03
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fishtea 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
Oh jesus I knew what this thread was gonna be about just after reading the title.
Yes you should be worried. Only if someone puts a gun to your head and makes you play. Your friend obviously has some serious mental problems if he likes to play games like that.
I heard a story when I was a kid about a bunch of faggots in an all boys school that played that game. It was called jippy biscuit though.
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#11
 2007-03-14, 02:26
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reborn thief 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
no
never in my life would i do that.... ever
if you do your gay. if you do and dont get hard... your still gay if you dont ... eh better
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#12
 2007-03-14, 02:28
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fishtea 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
I agree the only people that would want to play games like that are homos or people with serious mental issues.
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#13
 2007-03-14, 02:59
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XHippie HunterX 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
The only good way to play that is if one person has aids. Then its like playing fucking Russian roulette... with your dick.
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#14
 2007-03-14, 03:42
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Re: Soggy biscuit
quote:Originally posted by Punisher1012:
thats the gayest game ever
Fixed.
And fuck no, don't play. That's fucking sick
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#15
 2007-03-14, 03:47
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chumpion 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
It's called Soggy Sao's here in Australia.
And no - don't play it. It's just wrong. If you feel the need, you may as well just give each other head jobs - you'll still have to drink cum, but at least your getting head...
And no - i would never do that. ever.
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#16
 2007-03-14, 03:51
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JTen 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
he just wants to see your dongage.
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#17
 2007-03-14, 03:54
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RedWasp 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
"The hell? That's not a white sauce..."
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#18
 2007-03-14, 04:04
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Re: Soggy biscuit
If I were a boy, I would play.
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#19
 2007-03-14, 04:08
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Re: Soggy biscuit
No, that's fairly disgusting.
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#20
 2007-03-14, 05:54
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Mindless Xyzzyean 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
No and no.... I've heard of that before, but... thats really queer.... No go for me.
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#21
 2007-03-14, 05:59
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Re: Soggy biscuit
why the hell would you even ask about this?
If your a man and you eat cum, your a gay.
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#22
 2007-03-14, 06:07
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star-lit 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
All worries about being gay aside...
why would anybody take the risk of having to eat something soaked in the semen of who knows how many other guys? It doesn't sound like a very fun game.
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#23
 2007-03-14, 06:11
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CatharticWeek 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
The thought doesn't turn me on.
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#24
 2007-03-14, 06:12
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streetjusticeforall 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
Sick as fuck. Some guys try to justify this game saying "only real men would play it".
Fuck that shit. And if I did play, and lost, I would murder everyone there before eating it.
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#25
 2007-03-14, 06:20
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Re: Soggy biscuit
quote:Originally posted by streetjusticeforall:
Sick as fuck. Some guys try to justify this game saying "only real men would play it".
Fuck that shit. And if I did play, and lost, I would murder everyone there before eating it.
If you killed everyone, you wouldn't have to eat it. No one would ever know.
Up to you though.
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#26
 2007-03-14, 06:43
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LordoftheRingsandDrugs 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
that should be an olympic sport...
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#27
 2007-03-14, 07:12
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Re: Soggy biscuit
quote:Originally posted by fishtea:
Oh jesus I knew what this thread was gonna be about just after reading the title.
Yes you should be worried. Only if someone puts a gun to your head and makes you play. Your friend obviously has some serious mental problems if he likes to play games like that.
I heard a story when I was a kid about a bunch of faggots in an all boys school that played that game. It was called jippy biscuit though.
What the fuck do you know about "serious mental problems", fuckbag?
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#28
 2007-03-14, 07:16
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fishtea 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
I know someone would be likely to devolop them after being forced to eat a cum soaked biscuit.
Whats it to you crotch pheasant?
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#29
 2007-03-14, 09:32
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Re: Soggy biscuit
quote:Originally posted by jackketch:
B-bb-b-b ut that means you'd SEE ANOTHER BOY'S WILLY and then you'd be gay!
[/sarcasm]
lol dude, you should see my video from Spain - skinny dipping ftw! In other people's pools with my mate..

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#30
 2007-03-14, 10:26
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Re: Soggy biscuit
Fucking hell
Damn right i'd play! Im always up for a laugh, and im not 100% straight anyway (or so my past says)
Id use a bit of bread instead as less chance of 5 boys cum falling off. We need all the damn protein.
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#31
 2007-03-14, 21:12
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Re: Soggy biscuit
I think the worst part of the "game" is that it encourages people to come quickly.
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#32
 2007-03-14, 21:26
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Re: Soggy biscuit
yeah is it not easier to cum than it is to not cum?
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#33
 2007-03-14, 21:29
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Re: Soggy biscuit
I think that sounds like a really fucking funny game. But if I were a man I would be scared to play in case I lost. But I'd gladly watch, lol.
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#34
 2007-03-14, 21:34
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Re: Soggy biscuit
It's an urban legend you morons, everyone's cousin's friend's cats' former owner's neighbour has done it
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#35
 2007-03-14, 21:37
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Re: Soggy biscuit
this is not even funny... its gross
don't bring up such filth on these forums
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#36
 2007-03-14, 22:18
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Re: Soggy biscuit
quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:
It's an urban legend you morons, everyone's cousin's friend's cats' former owner's neighbour has done it
I've seen it. A chick offered to blow the guy who came the fastest so a couple of drunk guys actually did it. I can still picture the losers face as he was holding the newly gooey anzac biscuit.
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#37
 2007-03-14, 22:18
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Re: Soggy biscuit
No... just, no.
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#38
 2007-03-14, 22:28
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Re: Soggy biscuit
No I wouldn't play? Why?
First: WTF Guy's Willie1?!?!!! And I'd lose.
Second: I almost made a topic about it, but didn't bother. My load shoots about 2 inches, which as far as i know is far less than the average  .
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#39
 2007-03-14, 22:49
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Re: Soggy biscuit
Why the fuck would you want to play limp biscuit in the first place. Unless you're gay and you want to see another guy blow his load.
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#40
 2007-03-15, 00:06
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Taquito 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
Mentioned once, but why does the premature ejaculator win?
I believe they played with a pizza. And the loser ate 3 slices before puking.
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#41
 2007-03-15, 00:40
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Re: Soggy biscuit
me thinks Taquito is michael jackson or some sort of pedo and for god sakes no i havent even been curious about what mine tastes like let alone like 5 guys at once
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#42
 2007-03-15, 04:36
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Re: Soggy biscuit
Quite possibly one of the most disgusting things I have read on this forum. Why? Just...why?
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#43
 2007-03-15, 04:45
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Re: Soggy biscuit
Women love it. Next time you're at a party and they see you playing this they'll think you're a real man and you've got a good chance of getting stuck into at least one of them.
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#44
 2007-03-15, 12:07
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Re: Soggy biscuit
I played it in my caravan (in my back garden)It wasnt awkward, we mad a square around it (there where 4 of us) and there was a slice of bread int eh middle. (We where fairly drunk...) and my mate lost, and he puked after one bit, what a fucking loser
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#45
 2007-03-15, 19:03
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Pilsu 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:
and he puked after one bit, what a fucking loser
Because he was eating a jizz sandwich or because he puked after tasting your special vinegar sauce?
Okay, it started as an urban legend. Then stupid people made it happen, much like people trying to catch bullets in their teeth
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#46
 2007-03-15, 19:21
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Re: Soggy biscuit
quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:
It's an urban legend you morons, everyone's cousin's friend's cats' former owner's neighbour has done it
Definitely not an urban legend, I can verify that having seen it in play. I was about 13 and my cousin asked me If I wanted to play and I was all up in his grill like FUCK NO NIGGAH WTF. Then they played it and I almost puked, I couldn't stop dry retching.
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#47
 2007-03-16, 02:07
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Taquito 
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Re: Soggy biscuit
I take it you lost...
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