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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2007-03-14, 01:55
Taquito Taquito is offline
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Default Soggy biscuit

....also known as cum biscuit depending on your region.

Its when a bunch of guys circle jerk on a piece of food and the last one to finish has to eat it.

My friend says he played at a party once and didn't lose. He keeps saying we should get a bunch of guys and play. Should I be worried?

I don't think I could play. Even if I was sure I wouldn't lose, I really don't want my friends eating load.

So...anybody played?

Would you?
 #2 
Old 2007-03-14, 01:56
thephickler thephickler is offline
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No and no.
 #3 
Old 2007-03-14, 01:57
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Well that sounds like a barrel of laughs.
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Old 2007-03-14, 01:59
OrganizedChaos OrganizedChaos is offline
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Its called a limp biscuit as far as i know, where the band got its name.

And no, i havent nor would I play
 #5 
Old 2007-03-14, 02:00
silent_trouble silent_trouble is offline
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Of all the homophobic content on this board, this one actually seems valid, and no I wouldnt, dude, thats why you get a chick if you are really that bored and need to blow your wad...
 #6 
Old 2007-03-14, 02:00
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B-bb-b-b ut that means you'd SEE ANOTHER BOY'S WILLY and then you'd be gay!

[/sarcasm]
 #7 
Old 2007-03-14, 02:01
Keriba Keriba is offline
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What the hell.... People think of the strangest 'games'.
 #8 
Old 2007-03-14, 02:01
Punisher1012 Punisher1012 is offline
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thats the dumbest game ever
 #9 
Old 2007-03-14, 02:02
lisdexic lisdexic is offline
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Fuck no I wouldn't play.
 #10 
Old 2007-03-14, 02:03
fishtea fishtea is offline
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Oh jesus I knew what this thread was gonna be about just after reading the title.

Yes you should be worried. Only if someone puts a gun to your head and makes you play. Your friend obviously has some serious mental problems if he likes to play games like that.

I heard a story when I was a kid about a bunch of faggots in an all boys school that played that game. It was called jippy biscuit though.
 #11 
Old 2007-03-14, 02:26
reborn thief reborn thief is offline
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no

never in my life would i do that.... ever

if you do your gay. if you do and dont get hard... your still gay if you dont ... eh better
 #12 
Old 2007-03-14, 02:28
fishtea fishtea is offline
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I agree the only people that would want to play games like that are homos or people with serious mental issues.
 #13 
Old 2007-03-14, 02:59
XHippie HunterX XHippie HunterX is offline
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The only good way to play that is if one person has aids. Then its like playing fucking Russian roulette... with your dick.
 #14 
Old 2007-03-14, 03:42
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quote:Originally posted by Punisher1012:

thats the gayest game ever

Fixed.

And fuck no, don't play. That's fucking sick
 #15 
Old 2007-03-14, 03:47
chumpion chumpion is offline
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It's called Soggy Sao's here in Australia.

And no - don't play it. It's just wrong. If you feel the need, you may as well just give each other head jobs - you'll still have to drink cum, but at least your getting head...

And no - i would never do that. ever.
 #16 
Old 2007-03-14, 03:51
JTen JTen is offline
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he just wants to see your dongage.
 #17 
Old 2007-03-14, 03:54
RedWasp RedWasp is offline
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"The hell? That's not a white sauce..."
 #18 
Old 2007-03-14, 04:04
captain_kirk captain_kirk is offline
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If I were a boy, I would play.
 #19 
Old 2007-03-14, 04:08
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No, that's fairly disgusting.
 #20 
Old 2007-03-14, 05:54
Mindless Xyzzyean Mindless Xyzzyean is offline
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No and no.... I've heard of that before, but... thats really queer.... No go for me.
 #21 
Old 2007-03-14, 05:59
Macdaddy4738 Macdaddy4738 is offline
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why the hell would you even ask about this?

If your a man and you eat cum, your a gay.
 #22 
Old 2007-03-14, 06:07
star-lit star-lit is offline
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All worries about being gay aside...

why would anybody take the risk of having to eat something soaked in the semen of who knows how many other guys? It doesn't sound like a very fun game.
 #23 
Old 2007-03-14, 06:11
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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The thought doesn't turn me on.
 #24 
Old 2007-03-14, 06:12
streetjusticeforall streetjusticeforall is offline
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Sick as fuck. Some guys try to justify this game saying "only real men would play it".

Fuck that shit. And if I did play, and lost, I would murder everyone there before eating it.
 #25 
Old 2007-03-14, 06:20
bodomised bodomised is offline
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quote:Originally posted by streetjusticeforall:

Sick as fuck. Some guys try to justify this game saying "only real men would play it".

Fuck that shit. And if I did play, and lost, I would murder everyone there before eating it.

If you killed everyone, you wouldn't have to eat it. No one would ever know.

Up to you though.
 #26 
Old 2007-03-14, 06:43
LordoftheRingsandDrugs LordoftheRingsandDrugs is offline
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that should be an olympic sport...
 #27 
Old 2007-03-14, 07:12
Mr. Self Destruct Mr. Self Destruct is offline
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quote:Originally posted by fishtea:

Oh jesus I knew what this thread was gonna be about just after reading the title.

Yes you should be worried. Only if someone puts a gun to your head and makes you play. Your friend obviously has some serious mental problems if he likes to play games like that.

I heard a story when I was a kid about a bunch of faggots in an all boys school that played that game. It was called jippy biscuit though.

What the fuck do you know about "serious mental problems", fuckbag?
 #28 
Old 2007-03-14, 07:16
fishtea fishtea is offline
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I know someone would be likely to devolop them after being forced to eat a cum soaked biscuit.

Whats it to you crotch pheasant?
 #29 
Old 2007-03-14, 09:32
RemadE RemadE is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

B-bb-b-b ut that means you'd SEE ANOTHER BOY'S WILLY and then you'd be gay!

[/sarcasm]

lol dude, you should see my video from Spain - skinny dipping ftw! In other people's pools with my mate..

 #30 
Old 2007-03-14, 10:26
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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Fucking hell



Damn right i'd play! Im always up for a laugh, and im not 100% straight anyway (or so my past says)



Id use a bit of bread instead as less chance of 5 boys cum falling off. We need all the damn protein.
 #31 
Old 2007-03-14, 21:12
lisdexic lisdexic is offline
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I think the worst part of the "game" is that it encourages people to come quickly.
 #32 
Old 2007-03-14, 21:26
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yeah is it not easier to cum than it is to not cum?
 #33 
Old 2007-03-14, 21:29
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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I think that sounds like a really fucking funny game. But if I were a man I would be scared to play in case I lost. But I'd gladly watch, lol.
 #34 
Old 2007-03-14, 21:34
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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It's an urban legend you morons, everyone's cousin's friend's cats' former owner's neighbour has done it
 #35 
Old 2007-03-14, 21:37
Ballin Ballin is offline
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this is not even funny... its gross

don't bring up such filth on these forums
 #36 
Old 2007-03-14, 22:18
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quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

It's an urban legend you morons, everyone's cousin's friend's cats' former owner's neighbour has done it

I've seen it. A chick offered to blow the guy who came the fastest so a couple of drunk guys actually did it. I can still picture the losers face as he was holding the newly gooey anzac biscuit.
 #37 
Old 2007-03-14, 22:18
Hunter66 Hunter66 is offline
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No... just, no.
 #38 
Old 2007-03-14, 22:28
PossesedSmurf PossesedSmurf is offline
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No I wouldn't play? Why?

First: WTF Guy's Willie1?!?!!! And I'd lose.

Second: I almost made a topic about it, but didn't bother. My load shoots about 2 inches, which as far as i know is far less than the average .
 #39 
Old 2007-03-14, 22:49
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Why the fuck would you want to play limp biscuit in the first place. Unless you're gay and you want to see another guy blow his load.
 #40 
Old 2007-03-15, 00:06
Taquito Taquito is offline
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Mentioned once, but why does the premature ejaculator win?

I believe they played with a pizza. And the loser ate 3 slices before puking.
 #41 
Old 2007-03-15, 00:40
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me thinks Taquito is michael jackson or some sort of pedo and for god sakes no i havent even been curious about what mine tastes like let alone like 5 guys at once
 #42 
Old 2007-03-15, 04:36
Rat_Bastard Rat_Bastard is offline
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Quite possibly one of the most disgusting things I have read on this forum. Why? Just...why?
 #43 
Old 2007-03-15, 04:45
Son of Northern Darkness Son of Northern Darkness is offline
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Women love it. Next time you're at a party and they see you playing this they'll think you're a real man and you've got a good chance of getting stuck into at least one of them.
 #44 
Old 2007-03-15, 12:07
Jack_and_Jill Jack_and_Jill is offline
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I played it in my caravan (in my back garden)It wasnt awkward, we mad a square around it (there where 4 of us) and there was a slice of bread int eh middle. (We where fairly drunk...) and my mate lost, and he puked after one bit, what a fucking loser
 #45 
Old 2007-03-15, 19:03
Pilsu Pilsu is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Jack_and_Jill:

and he puked after one bit, what a fucking loser

Because he was eating a jizz sandwich or because he puked after tasting your special vinegar sauce?

Okay, it started as an urban legend. Then stupid people made it happen, much like people trying to catch bullets in their teeth
 #46 
Old 2007-03-15, 19:21
KwinnieBogan KwinnieBogan is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Pilsu:

It's an urban legend you morons, everyone's cousin's friend's cats' former owner's neighbour has done it

Definitely not an urban legend, I can verify that having seen it in play. I was about 13 and my cousin asked me If I wanted to play and I was all up in his grill like FUCK NO NIGGAH WTF. Then they played it and I almost puked, I couldn't stop dry retching.
 #47 
Old 2007-03-16, 02:07
Taquito Taquito is offline
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I take it you lost...
 
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