Aight then...

I've been introverted for the last two terms, and now I'm finally getting more social and getting back into my old 'clique'

(never really left it, but I'm not really talking to them)

Now, problem is when I get in a good mood I start letting out silent salty farts. Now whenever someone walks up to socialize with me, all they can smell is asshole. They have a sour look on their faces, and some of my friend even comment on the stench.

The way friends do, right?

But since I obviously don't like smelling of my butt, I change my pants every half hour so the asshole smell disappears. No luck. Half the time I don't even realize I'm farting,

until people start gagging and commenting of my asshole odour.

And it's sort of a selffulfilling prophecy, My asshole is becoming more and more smelly.

Sometimes I just look at people and see their faces turn from a smile to as if someone has farted in their nostrils. At least 20 times a day someone tells me "You stink like an asshole." What shall I do totse?

[This message has been edited by 1337 (edited 03-14-2007).]

It's certainly an awkward problem, but the solution is simple.

All you have to do is forge a butt plug out of soap.

Beano?

I also heard something about charcoal capsules.

www.google.com (http://www.google.com)

I really hope this is a troll post. This is too sad to be true.

what's with the clones?

Good eyes. I didnt even see that.

Fucking douchebag replicants.

Liar, unless your 80 or a huge gay, you can't fart and not know it. Use that to plug your stink hole.

Took me a second to catch on. That wasn't bad actually.