SO heres the question...

Going out to a movie with this pretty cute chick tonight, and Im pretty sure we are both in the need for some lovin (based on text messages weve sent back and forth while I was at work...)

question is...how do I initiate it? Im assuming pulling into a creepy empty parking lot and saying lets fuck isnt the best way...

what do you guys think?

Just ask her man. Also, do you have to have sex in your car? Why not go back to your place or hers?

I've only had sex in a car once, and the windows actually steamed up. For some reason I thought that only happened in the movies....lol

my place is an hour and a half from where we are gonna be (dorm room)

my house is full of parents and shittt

and yea, the windows steam up...

even vinyl windows haha

"Want to have sex in the car?"

You: that movie was damn supreme(or not depending on the film)

Her: yeah id have to say it was awesome

you: hey do you like italian food?

her: lawl sure why not?

you: wanna fuck?

*stares a bit fuzzy*

people have sex with cars nowadays?

and ok, to each their own, but calling it a pretty cute chick...that's worrysome

[This message has been edited by dark-easterbunny (edited 03-13-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by MrFishHat:

You: that movie was damn supreme(or not depending on the film)

Her: yeah id have to say it was awesome

you: hey do you like italian food?

her: lawl sure why not?

you: wanna fuck?

praise this man, for he knows all.

quote:Originally posted by dark-easterbunny:

*stares a bit fuzzy*

cars have sex nowadays?

aww bless, you didn't know?

Well Son, its like this....

When a Mommy-car and a Daddy-car love each very much then sometimes they go into a dark garage together and then the daddy car...

oh my, was that the door bell?

I'm glad we had this little chat.

After the movie, go grab some take out food, and just be like, oh lets go eat this on *insert nice place to park a car where you can see the whole town*, and after you eat, just relax, and go in for the kiss, and let things unfold.

Ps, don't do some random parking lot, make sure it's at the top of a hill or something.

Or the beach...

Fuck dude - just do her in the movie.

Much easier to ask for car sex right after movie sex.

take out your dick and see if she touches it.

It just got warmer here. What about having sex on the hood of your car?

It's fun if you got a sports car.

The movie was EMPTY...no one it in but us.

Unfortunatly...she wasnt interested in movie sex, or car sex...BUT...i think she may be coming over to my empty house friday...and i think she wants it then

I always wanted to have sex in my car. Then I did and realised it's way overrated.

It was also the coldest night ever recorded for that particular month, and it was with a girl who has a less than stellar reputation.

I still cop shit to this day.

i've had some good car sex in my day. i'm usually alerted to what's coming when we pull into the usual park.

Heed my advice, when having sex with a car, make sure the engine isn't running.

Your dick will thank you later.

Oh, and usually, honking the horn is a great way to get its gears a grindin', if ye know what I mean.

Caress her headlights, rev her engine and slide it into her exhaust.

compare your cock to the gear shifter..

heck, might work

quote:Originally posted by Macdaddy4738:

The movie was EMPTY...no one it in but us.

Unfortunatly...she wasnt interested in movie sex, or car sex...BUT...i think she may be coming over to my empty house friday...and i think she wants it then

hooray empty house sex!

Car sex sucks. It is for teenagers with parents home.

Unless you have a huge, black SUV with tinted windows and a mattress in the back.

just chill, drive somewhere cool and just chill and listen to some music and it will come. I know this because thats what my last girlfriend did. i was riding with her and we drove to her soccer arena parking lot. it was chill.

quote:Originally posted by LucifyRe:

[B]Car sex sucks. It is for teenagers with parents home.

& Sex Addicts who have to commute more than an hour each day

quote:Originally posted by Macdaddy4738:

... pulling into a creepy empty parking lot and saying lets fuck isnt the best way...



What?! It always gets me the girls.

lol - i always liked car sex. But I also owned an old ex-army landrover, so there was a bit of space in the back to, ummm, stretch out....