You're all going to think I'm totally nuts, and you're all right. The reason I post this here and not in any other forum is that I need HONEST answers.

First of all. Say there's a girl you're CRAZY about. You were 100% certain she would be yours but becuse you failed to act, some other guy got to her first. After sleepless nights of mental torture you decide that you HAVE to take her back...

Now pretend you're that guy. You, totally unknowingly took a girl you like that had no boyfriend, and all appears fine. You get on well together.

Then, one night, you're walking, doing whatever you're doing when some guy wearing a beanie jumps out at you, and pulls a gun out. He forces you into a secluded place and then instructs you to take out your phone and call her. To tell her that it's done. Break up, right there and then. He tells you to make up whatever you need to and that you'd better make it sound convincing. He tells you that if you don't leave her for good and never contact her again or mention this incident to another sole, he'll track you down just as he did tonight and cut your stomach open He tells you he'll be watching you carefully. He holds a knife to your throat while he talks, the rough blade cutting into your neck.

What would you honestly do in a situation like this? What about after? WOULD you tell anyone or just leave this nutter to his business and find yourself another girl?

Thoughts REALLY appriciated.

Cops.

I blame the British Government of the 1930's and there appeasement of Nazi Germany.

I would tell the stupid fuck to fuck off. Seriously, this is the gayest thing I've ever heard. I hope you try this and get smacked down by the dude, and his girlfriend.

Congratulations, I have posted here for over 5 years and your plan is worse than any of the other shit I've read, even in Bad Ideas. Your idea is fucking crap, and you should probably get over the fact that you didn't have the balls to ask a girl out and now she is happy getting reamed in the ass by that guy who looks at you like you're a stupid fuck that thinks dressing up in a beanie and ninjaing around will get him pussy. I don't think you're crazy, I think you're the most pathetic person I have seen post recently.

You also spelt "soul" as "sole", which is just the gayest thing ever. Fucking kill yourself.

Oh yea, you're an idiot.

There are vastly more conventional ways to break people up.

Also yes he probably would tell her and even if he didnt it would be blatantly obvious it was you when you ask her out.

Serriously that thread in BI about stealling leftover drugs from the bins behind hospitals sounds liek a good idea in comparison to this pile off shit.

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Oh yea, you're an idiot.

I lolled

I suspect reading about in on an internet forum and actually being faced with the situation would be quite different.

Pretend you weren't a gun slinging hilbilly (you'll have to try hard on this one) but an average 17 year old guy. Probably never even SEEN a gun.

quote:Originally posted by Dark Kaiser II:

I suspect reading about in on an internet forum and actually being faced with the situation would be quite different.

Pretend you weren't a gun slinging hilbilly (you'll have to try hard on this one) but an average 17 year old guy. Probably never even SEEN a gun.

I'd go along with everything you said... Then just tell her 15 minutes after.

"Babe, Guess what just happened lols?!?! Some retard made me ring you and say that shit!?? HE HAD A GUN LOL! Now let me stick it in your pooper.."

quote:Originally posted by Dark Kaiser II:

He holds a knife to your throat while he talks, the rough blade cutting into your neck.



Your writing style is also a big cancerous pile of bullshit. The rough knife? What the fuck is that? Learn pertinent adjectives. I seriously hope you try this shit out because it has the potential to be the funniest thing in the universe. You sound like you are about 14, and the idea of some 14 year old kid thinking he's hardcore, abducting some guy because he's jealous of his girlfriend - in fact, which movie did you steal this idea from. An idea this bad has to have it's roots in film.

Please make a thread when you carry out OP and realise nobody is scared of you running around in the dark playing cupid, which leads to you getting punched in the throat repeatedly by 7 foot brazilians with extra chromosomes.

[This message has been edited by DuckWarri0r (edited 03-13-2007).]

I am 17. He is 17. She is 17. No 7 inch Brazilians involved. You're telling me that some rich, chilled out, sheltered white kid is going to take our man on? Bullshit. He's stand there like a deer in the headlights, stuttering. His legs would be warm with the piss running down and he wouldn't be able to get his phone out fast enough. I'm confident most of you would react similarly.

And I'm not asking for help fine-tuning my plan. I'm asking how you'd react.

[This message has been edited by Dark Kaiser II (edited 03-13-2007).]

I'm confident he would kick you in the balls then go get brain from that girl you adore.

lol good luck anyway. SRSLY. It'll be awesome if you do this, even though it's really fucking dumb.

Back on topic now, if you will...

Good fucking luck. He'll probably dial 911 instead of his girlfriend, then you'll be fucked. And even if he doesn't, you can bet your ass somebody will figure out it was you. Then you'll you'll go to prison and come out with a reputation as a psycho, good luck finding chicks then.

But if you decide to try it.... post video plz.

hey op, this shit was tried on me. the fucker was in the friend zone and got mad when he found I started going with my girl he tried everything to get her to break so eventually he pulled a knife on me one day and I ended up taking it from him. oh yeah and I took her virginity and she's now my fiance and that was 3 years ago when the fucker was your age! so quit now cause that guy would most likely kick your ass and then fuck the girl you like

I don't see that happening. The reason I'm doing this is that I've decided to come clean. I'm sick of the burglary and the fraud. I'm missing the most important thing in life. I saw this as an oppertunity to get back on the straight and narrow. How do you think I felt when high-flier/big-man schoolkid decides to interfere?

I don't WANT to be involved with, or thought of as a person like that anymore...

Then stop posting about how you're going to be 'that' again. Fucking drama bomb.

DW, I'm sick of being alone. Doing evrything alone. I'm sick of waking up every day just to pursue money. I want someone. I'm trying to change. Are you all going to demonize me for that? I've liked this girl for a long time, and the one time I man up and do something, someone else has taken her. I don't care if it is because of my own idiocy, which it WAS. This guy can get another girl - I CAN'T.

quote:Originally posted by Dark Kaiser II:

DW, I'm sick of being alone. Doing evrything alone. I'm sick of waking up every day just to pursue money. I want someone. I'm trying to change. Are you all going to demonize me for that? I've liked this girl for a long time, and the one time I man up and do something, someone else has taken her. I don't care if it is because of my own idiocy, which it WAS. This guy can get another girl - I CAN'T.

If you really feel this strongly about the girl, then you need to tell her how you feel. Tell her now, before it is too late. Trust me.

Don't even talk to the guy. You guys are still young, and highschool relationships don't last that long anyways.

Tell her how you feel, and just wait until she's single again.





[This message has been edited by SeventhSon (edited 03-13-2007).]

Dark Kaiser II? Would you perchance be an emo?

No, I'm not an emo you fucking retard. Tell her how I feel? I hardly ever see her and when I do, it's not an appropriate time to say that. I just don't know how I feel about the fact that another guy 'got her first'. I'm wierd about that.

Wow, dumbest thing I've heard, but, can't resist. I would pull out my knife, or take yours, yes I can do this because as a 17-year old Eagle scout who has gotten into knife fights I can disarm you and do always have my 5-inch lightning fast knife in my pocket. You would be dead as soon as I saw the light shine off your blade. And then I'd just walk away. Slice up the chest, then across the neck.

quote:Originally posted by Wandering:

Wow, dumbest thing I've heard, but, can't resist. I would pull out my knife, or take yours, yes I can do this because as a 17-year old Eagle scout who has gotten into knife fights I can disarm you and do always have my 5-inch lightning fast knife in my pocket. You would be dead as soon as I saw the light shine off your blade. And then I'd just walk away. Slice up the chest, then across the neck.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I didn't think anyone could be more pathetic than the OP but once again totse proves me wrong.

and before I forget => BI

although what they have done to deserve it i don't know.