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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2007-03-12, 21:03 |
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 im about to have sex. need advice.
shes flexible as hell and likes to be on top. what position should we start out with. also shes black if that helps.
::agronox::
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2007-03-12, 21:06 |
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
Let her be on top?
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#3
2007-03-12, 21:11 |
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
Remember to put your penis in her vagina.
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#4
2007-03-12, 21:15 |
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
I had the funniest image of you desperately typing on your laptop while some girl is on her knees undoing your pants.
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#5
2007-03-12, 21:26 |
fat_people_suck 
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
ewwwwww nigger lover!!!
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#6
2007-03-12, 21:31 |
chickenpoop
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
quote:Originally posted by agronox:
shes black
Wear a rubber, unless you want the Hiv....
and don't do anything embarrassing like come to soon, or stick it in the wrong hole, or anything else...or all her friends will laugh at you.
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#7
2007-03-12, 22:43 |
Mr.J
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
Remember to finish the job.
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#8
2007-03-12, 22:56 |
XHippie HunterX
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
Enjoy your aids.
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#9
2007-03-12, 22:59 |
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
You won't be able to satisfy her. Black girls like big black dicks.
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#10
2007-03-13, 00:47 |
-metalhead-
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
quote:Originally posted by fat_people_suck:
ewwwwww nigger lover!!!
Yeah bro im sorry but thats gross.  dont get aids. |
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#11
2007-03-13, 02:54 |
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
i made up the part about her being black. she was watching as i was typing this and i did it to fuck with her. we have sex all the time and immedeatly afterwards i always go on totse. today i decided to change it up a lil and go on totse BEFORE i fucked the shit out of her.
and for all the people who said ewww gross black chick. i couldnt agree more.
::agronox::
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#12
2007-03-13, 04:45 |
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Napier, New Zealand
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
quote:Originally posted by agronox:
i made up the part about her being black.
'Sif, you just couldn't handle everyone giving you shit for porking a darkie  |
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#13
2007-03-13, 06:57 |
Mindless Xyzzyean
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
quote:Originally posted by MilkAndInnards:
'Sif, you just couldn't handle everyone giving you shit for porking a darkie |
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#14
2007-03-31, 07:01 |
pyroman5000
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Mindless Xyzzyean
quote:Originally posted by MilkAndInnards:
'Sif, you just couldn't handle everyone giving you shit for porking a darkie |
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#15
2007-03-31, 07:03 |
RogueWarheart
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
He thought about having sex with a black girl.
Whoa to the republic.
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#16
2007-03-31, 10:25 |
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
do her from behind, put a laptop on her back and post on totse during the process.
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#17
2007-03-31, 10:50 |
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
quote:Originally posted by Agent 008:
do her from behind, put a laptop on her back and post on totse during the process.
YES
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#18
2007-03-31, 15:48 |
CptnCrackHound
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
You guys are idiots who are busting him for doing a black chick. Black chicks are cool and generally very good in bed. They don't seem to be all fucked up with a bunch of hang-ups like the white chicks.
I'll take a black, hispanic or asian chick over some whinny ass, self centered, gold digging white bitch any day.
To answer your question: let her go on top and you just sit back and enjoy the ride. You'll remember this one for a looooong time.
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#19
2007-03-31, 16:30 |
Superunknown
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
quote:Originally posted by Agent 008:
do her from behind, put a laptop on her back and post on totse during the process.
LMFAO
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#20
2007-03-31, 17:40 |
reborn thief
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Re: im about to have sex. need advice.
haha this kid has jungle fever
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