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My God Can Beat the Shit Out of Your God For discussing any and all religious viewpoints. Intolerance will not be tolerated. Keeping your sense of humor is required. Posting messages about theological paradoxes is encouraged.

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 #1 
Old 2007-03-12, 05:44
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East Bay, CA (Bay Area)
Default How to get into the positive afterlife?

Be it Heaven or the next reincarnation, whatever. Atheists, please pretend that it's true. Just for a bit.

Personally, I believe that there are 2 requirements:

1) Try to live a good life, and love/help others, while admitting wrongdoings.

2) Thinking about religion. For example, not just saying "I'm Catholic/Atheist/Protestany/Buddhist/Jewish, etc. Think about it.
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Old 2007-03-12, 08:05
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Default Re: How to get into the positive afterlife?

Do whatever the fuck you want, repent before you die, and *voila!* free pass.
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Old 2007-03-12, 11:20
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Default Re: How to get into the positive afterlife?

k, I'll humor it.

It seems like living a positive present life would just somehow "grandfather" you into the positive afterlife. Extra bonus points should be rewarded to those who do it on their own volition, without the carrot & stick of a promised salvation.
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Old 2007-03-12, 13:00
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Default Re: How to get into the positive afterlife?

exist.

easier said than done, btw.

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 03-12-2007).]
 #5 
Old 2007-03-12, 13:26
Source Source is offline
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Default Re: How to get into the positive afterlife?

Who said I wanted to get into the afterlife?
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Old 2007-03-12, 13:58
Ressotami Ressotami is offline
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Default Re: How to get into the positive afterlife?

quote:Originally posted by Source:

Who said there was an afterlife?

*fixed
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Old 2007-03-13, 21:46
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Default Re: How to get into the positive afterlife?

I often flirt with the question What if I am wrong? Being an athiest who doesn't believe in an afterlife I, for lack of a better term, try and have "all the bases covered". I respect all peoples and all that they can accomplish, I donate to charity, I live a modest life, etc. So even now if a God says that living this life isn't enough I would rather suffer the consequences then live in eternity with an evil grinch who went to church every sunday.
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Old 2008-03-11, 18:54
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Wasilla, Alaska
Default Re: How to get into the positive afterlife?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rizzo in a box
exist.

easier said than done, btw.

[This message has been edited by Rizzo in a box (edited 03-12-2007).]


Well put.

But in my book, the afterlife is sort of a gimme--you don't have to do anything--although once your soul has no further use for the present body, you DO need to choose whether to reincarnate or remain in Spirit.
 
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